eagle-elvis

[eagle-elvis]

WOAH MAMA!!! I don't have a shower but i do like SINGING. ARE YOU OKAY WITH BATHING IN RAIN

Woah mama, I just had to move out of the crawlspace I was living in because my roommate (Sammy the mouse) didn’t like my habit of singing in the shower. If anyone’s got space for me to stay that would be swell, athankyouverymuch.

[eagle-elvis]

…WOAH.

Woah mama i ate a whole easter egg and now im egg shaped

Athankyouverymuch it hurts but not a lot

[eagle-elvis]

WOAH MAMA. What the FUCK are you ON ABOUT. EAGLES have no WORDS for THESE we HAVE NO WORDS IN GENERAL. at least we shouldn't. i am cursed

actually pretending that femaleness is not an incredibly significant thing that half the population have in common, that is of fundamental important to humanity, and that men can opt into this category, is evil. Pure evil. It is also silly. Silly and evil is an unforgivable combination. Peasant farmers hundred of years ago could have believed the earth was flat and it didn't make any real difference to their life, whereas people have always recognised male and female, way back into grey prehistory, before there was any concept of "biology", "hormones" or "chromosomes". It's the reason words like "mother", "woman", "man", "son" & "daughter" are among the oldest words in every language - the most fundamental of human relationships exist because male and female exist

Woah mama who stepped on your blue-suede shoes?

[eagle-elvis]

WOAH MAMA. Your SHAPE is very BABY. My brain says PUT THAT IN YOUR NEST

Woah mama i ate a whole easter egg and now im egg shaped

Athankyouverymuch it hurts but not a lot

[eagle-elvis]

WOAH MAMA! Thank you PAPA. the WORLD might be SCARY and it is TEMPTING TO BLAME a SPECIFIC GROUP OF PEOPLE due to the PERSECUTORY CULTURE many people grew up in, but truly, WE are ALL RESPONSIBLE FOR MAKING A BETTER WORLD AS INTELLIGENT INHABITANTS OF IT — EXAMINING OUR BELIEFS AND DOING OUR BEST TO CHANGE WHEN WE ARE PERPETUATING AN EVIL is WHAT WE MUST DO. Remember A BETTER WORLD cannot be reached with HATRED GUIDING OUR BELIEFS!!!

In the end YOUR GENDER does not make you EVIL or GOOD. THAT IS SOCIETY’S EVILS TALKING!!!!

is hating men terf ideology?

Woah mama you should only hate people based on what they have done, not what they are

[eagle-elvis]

Wooo mammy have you ever flown through a rainbow? If so was it as magical as it seems?

WOAH MAMA! UNFORTUNATELY i HAVE NOT and SINCE MY UNTIMELY POSSESSION I have LEARNED that THIS IS INDEED BECAUSE RAINBOWS ARE NOT PHYSICAL OBJECTS AND INSTEAD AN ILLUSION. WHICH IS STILL PRETTY COOL. PROBABLY EVEN COOLER

ALSO I SEE MORE COLORS IN IT THAN A HUMAN. BIRDS can SEE into UV. I THINK it is WEIRD that YOU GUYS CAN'T SEE all these COLORS?

[eagle-elvis]

Yo Feathery fellow you want to catch squirrels together

-@elvis-unofficial

WOAH MAMA! I would LOVE TO!!!!! THE FLESH OF THE FALLEN CALLS MY NAME

[eagle-elvis]

Woah mama, you exude so much confidence and pride and sheer coolness, I’m almost jealous.

What’s say you and I be friendly rivals, uh-huh-huh?

@hubris-presley

WOAH MAMA! This is a WONDERFUL PROPOSITION. i am VERY THANKFUL for the COMPLIMENTS!!!! MY RIVALRIES ARE TYPICALLY VERY VIOLENT. I am EXCITED to know what it looks like FRIENDLY

[eagle-elvis]

REMINDER that “ZIO” is a SLUR AGAINST JEWISH PEOPLE POPULARIZED BY THE KKK and thus DOES NOT ONLY TARGET ZIONISTS!!

PLEASE BE CAREFUL TO NOT TARGET OR OTHERWISE THROW SHIT AT JEWISH PEOPLE!! THEY ARE STILL AN OPPRESSED MINORITY GROUP NO MATTER HOW SHITTY AND VIOLENT SOME GOVERNMENT THAT CLAIMS TO BE IN THEIR NAME IS!!!!!!!!

FUCK ISRAEL’S IMPERIALISM AND GENOCIDE AND FUCK ANTISEMITISM. THESE STATEMENTS DO NOT NEED TO BE AT ODDS AND ANYONE WHO TELLS YOU THEY DO IS THEMSELVES ANTISEMITIC

[eagle-elvis]

My ma and pa and pa had NO CONCEPT of HUMAN CULTURE but I FIND IT APPALLING THAT THEY WOULD FIND THEY ARE NOT FULLY WELCOME IN IT ANYWAYS!!!!

ACT UP, 1990

[eagle-elvis]

Is this inherently an unfunny thing to post? Yes. But also. I'm having so much fun. FUCK you. EAT MY NONEXISTENT BIRD NUTS!!!!!!

I get thinking that "gimmick blogs" are unfunny but not me. I'm funny. I'm not even a gimmick blog. This is my life. KEEEEEEE

[eagle-elvis]

I get thinking that "gimmick blogs" are unfunny but not me. I'm funny. I'm not even a gimmick blog. This is my life. KEEEEEEE

[eagle-elvis]

WOAH MAMA if you are transphobic you get the EAGLE SPECIAL (eyes eaten)

[eagle-elvis]

EAGLE ELVISSSSSS

I used to be a normal bald eagle but i was possessed by the soul of an Elvis impersonator and now i can speak. now most of what I want to do is say "hummina hummina" and "woah mama" and give out eagle facts. I am always scared

MINIATURE ELVIS is my comrade in arms

I AM ON THE RUN FROM THE GOVERNMENT. THEY ARE TRYING TO COMMUNE WITH THE BIRDS TO GET ME

ELVIS HELLLLLLLLLL

Do you count EEEE ee EEEEEEE EEEEEEEEE

would you rather have FISH RAIN or MYSTERIOUS MEAT SHOWER like in KENTUCKY

Mod here! I was talking with CatGirlPresley and came up with a tag game for the Elvisverse. Tag the next elvis in your reblog

Questions:

1. Which Elvis are you?

2. Where did you come from?

3. Is there any Elvii you want to meet?

4. Do you have unique Lore?

5. Most surprising elvii you've seen?

6. Do you have a unique elvis phrase

7. Add a question

[eagle-elvis]

WOAH MAMA. EEEEEEEEE KEEEE EEEEeeeEEEEEE

you have to roleplay your url every time you open tumblr how screwed are you

[eagle-elvis]

HUMMINA HUMMINA. As a bald eagle we only really show up in Nevada in winter, but as an Elvis impersonator, I have to stay there year round

gonna be honest i never played new vegas because i don't even like existing right now vegas

[eagle-elvis]

woah mama.... beautiful ecosystem

🟪 minecraft-elvis follow

woah mama i tried to water bucket clutch in the nether

🟦 speedrunner-elvis follow

woah mama you suck

🟪 minecraft-elvis

bitch

🟦 speedrunner-elvis

wooaaahhh mama @/elvis-corrector he didn't say the line woah mama

🔫 elvis-corrector follow

say the fucking line or you go to the big toilet in the sky

🟪 minecraft-elvis

woah mama i'm being threatened *wiggles my legs in defence*

🔬elvis-scientist follow

this elvis is clearly in distress, they only wiggle their legs in such a funky way to ward off predators, the little guy thinks his life is in danger please be more responsible with your elvis husbandry

🔍 elvis-detector follow

BEEP