Chris Aster reporting from the Chaotic City. Mad Scientist Aspirant. Autofiction-sort of.
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i love this website i just feel at home here you know
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People are so stupid about snakes. If there's a little black racer chilling outside just leave it alone, you don't have to kill it, it's probably dealing with all your pests for you, jesus christ
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I'm not good at all right now so I'll take another break. I don't really want to but I think I need it.
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me in the coal mine: oh no i lost my canary because it's so dark in here and i can't hear her singing :( i better light a match so i can find my little songbird!
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King of Wands and The Chariot
Today you get to take the company car.
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"Living the college dream :D" <- Had to go to school to do an exam I know I'm not going to pass, after throwing up in the morning due to new medicines.
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OP: This is the first time I've seen the Yellow River's sediment discharge with my own eyes.
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i hate anxious attachment why do i start tweaking when someone doesn’t answer my texts for an hour
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university is like a video game. you can pick up sidequests. Youre gonna neglect the main storyline. youre gonna end up in a guild of sorts. i just looted a bush on campus and found a sticker
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