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GOD YES PLEASE

Like you see him holding your baby, biceps flexed as he rocks them in his arms, and all you can think is “guess it’s time to make another one”

just saying

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How about instead of bitching and moaning, you spend your time providing a free service. Tag me when you do 😘

The Pedro and Joel (the Games and HBO) fandom has the WORST fanfic authors I’ve ever seen and I’ve been in fandom for 21 years. Open your minds to better writing I’m begging you.

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I feel like the twist is that she gets to be with both.

I said what I said (and I’m cooking a fic about it)

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THE LAST OF US 2.04

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Thanks for sexualizing peoples trauma fuckhead

anytime

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wait ok now i'm curious how old were you when you joined tumblr and how old are you now

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This man can’t be fixed. I can fuck him though. Maybe that will calm him down.

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I got you, bestie.

i need joel miller fic recs PLEASE

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April 2025 Fan Fiction Recommendations

⟢ 𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐈𝐧𝐜𝐥𝐮𝐝𝐞𝐝: Joel Miller, Din Djarin, Marcus Acacius, Javier Peña, Tommy Miller

Joel Miller:

Title: cherry Summary: Lonely, widowed, Joel seeks company where he knows he shouldn't. Warnings: Explicit Content 18+,no outbreak au, sex work, sugar baby relationship, lots of angst, big age gap, misogyny, lots internalized shame, poverty, childhood neglectful/abuse, mentions of physical violence to reader in the past, definitely check the tags of each individual chapter (LINK)

Title: to call you mine Summary: You and Joel have planned the perfect off-grid, surprise getaway for your dad's 50th birthday. With your dad running a little later behind, you and Joel are left alone to set up. Lingering looks and touches quickly shift the dynamic of your relationship into something that's not so easy to return from. Too bad your Dad shows up right before things get interesting. Warnings: Explicit Content 18+, no outbreak au, DBF! Joel, teasing, semi-public sex, risky sex while dad is in the next room, guilt (LINK)

Title: Forbidden fire Summary: Joel’s plans for Valentines Day go up in flames — literally. With not many other options, he drags you on a risky public date. Your fear of getting caught quickly turns into something thrilling… what if you did get caught, fucking in his truck in the parking lot? Warnings: Explicit Content 18+, no outbreak au, DBF! Joel, daddy kink, semi-public sex, car sex, a very small amount of guilt/angst (LINK)

Title: Stiff Summary: At fifty-nine, Joel isn’t sure his dick can keep up with every day it’s going to take to get you pregnant. He seeks help from Jackson’s local apothecary and gets more than bargained for when that little blue pill kicks in. Warnings: Explicit Content 18+, Jackson! Joel, established relationship, age gape, daddy kink, breeding kink, lots and lots of cum (LINK)

Title: Early Mornings Summary: Dating Joel Miller came with a lot of things, both good and not so good. However, to your initial surprise, it came with a tiny bit of clinginess, especially in the morning, and Joel decided that this particular morning, he wouldn’t let you leave his bed. Warnings: No outbreak au, pure fluff, I FUCKING LOVE PRE OUTBREAK JOEL (LINK)

Title: Ask Me Nicely Summary: You're working at Tommy's Diner, and Joel is a creepy but kinda sexy line cook. Warnings: Explicit Content 18+, no outbreak au, dark! Joel, dead dove: do not eat, rape/noncon, age gap, semi-public sex, Joel is an absolute fucking creep and Tommy is an apologist (LINK)

Title: Older, Bolder Summary: Joel can’t get it up. Warnings: Explicit Content 18+, established relationship, age gap, erectile disfunction, daddy kink, breeding kink (if you squint) (LINK)

Title: Just This Once: Part Three Summary: You spend the night at Joel's house, but have a close call in the morning. Warnings: Explicit Content 18+, no outbreak au, DBF! Joel, fluff, angst, jealousy, spanking (LINK)

Title: Peck on the Cheek Summary: Joel hasn't touched you in weeks. Warnings: Explicit Content 18+, Jackson! Joel, established relationship, angst, insecurity, use of pet names (LINK)

Title: lie to me Summary: Joel corrupted an innocent shut-in and makes her his personal cock warmer. Warnings: Explicit Content 18+, dubcon/noncon, Boston QZ! Joel, kind of Dark! Joel, cock warming, sexual coercion, “just the tip” but that’s a lie, use of pet names (LINK)

Title: Joel Miller meeting your parents Summary: You take Joel to meet your parents for the first time. Warnings: Fluff, age gap (Joel is the same age as Reader’s parents), little bit of nsfw but nothing explicit, daddy kink, Reader’s dad isn’t the most accepting but warms up to Joel (LINK)

Title: for what it’s worth Summary: your relationship with joel has always been complicated, but it's about to change drastically, for better or for worse. a collection of important moments between you and joel miller, your grumpy new patrol partner in jackson, wyoming. Warnings: Explicit Content 18+, Jackson! Joel, soft dom! Joel, age gap, mutual masturbation, dirty talk, praise kink, use of pet names, angst, unintentional slutshaming, bathing scene, cum play, cum eating, orgasm denial (LINK)

Title: one thing i’m missing Summary: You and Joel accidentally end up falling asleep together, and what follows is the beginning of a quiet and tender relationship neither of you saw coming. Warnings: Explicit content 18+, fluff, references to previous sexual assault, thigh riding, Joel and Reader almost get caught having sex by Ellie (LINK)

Joel Miller/Reader/Tommy Miller:

Title: to freeze or to thaw Summary: joel is a raider without much humanity left, except when it comes to you. you're his special girl, but you can't ignore the way his right-hand man tommy also makes you feel Warnings: Explicit Content 18+, raider! Joel, dark! Joel, age gap, public sex, exhibitionism, cock warming, squirting, daddy kink, ddlg dynamics, somnophilia, finger sucking (LINK)

Javier Peña:

Title: Visitation Summary: Javier visits you in prison after putting you in there. Warnings: Explicit Content 18+, very lightly dubcon (technically reader can’t legally consent as she is incarcerated), bisexual reader, jealously, sorta rough sex, semi-public sex, throat fucking (LINK)

Marcus Acacius:

Title: fit for a goddess Summary: you wear Marcus’s gold laurel crown while he worships you. Warnings: Explicit Content 18+, established relationship, praise kink, very romantic (LINK)

Title: GUILTY AS SIN Summary: Being the daughter of a Senator of Rome has it's pros and cons, you lived comfortably while constantly being reminded of your insubordinate position in society. However, upon meeting General Acacius, your life changes as you begin to grow fond of him. The question is, will he reciprocate your feelings, or cast you out to suffer your impending doom of unwanted courtship? Warnings: Explicit Content 18+, angst, courtship, misogyny/sexism, parental neglect, loss of virginity, jealousy, mirror sex, use of pet names (LINK)

Din Djarin:

Title: Chrysalis Heart Summary: as queen you can handle many things (like the assassination attempts threatening your life) but the alluring mandalorian hired to protect you might be your heart’s biggest threat Warnings: Post season 3, bodyguard au, forced proximity, a couple dirty thoughts but no smut (LINK)

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Manifesting and doing witchcraft

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All want in this world is peace and to be PeePaw Joel Miller’s baby mama

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the things i would for peepaw joel

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He’s My Goddamn Brother

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fanfic writing culture isn’t “oh dang! I wanted to write about this prompt with this character but someone else already wrote it, so now I can’t”.

fanfic writing culture is always “two cakes is better than one. the more the merrier. there can ever be enough fics of this character with this prompt!”

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Petty rambling real quick. Nothing puts me off reading someone’s fic faster than seeing a mood board attached with imagines of the reader depicted as a stick thin yt girl.