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What doesnt kill you makes you dissociate so hard you become a different person
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do you ever get confused about where your mental illness ends and where you being a piece of shit begins ?? like am i just being difficult or can i really not do that
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Got crafty for my husband and made him a dice bag for nerd night.. then made myself a bong bag.. woohoo crafty
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im crying this is the funniest ad I’ve ever seen
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me, as a kid: i can’t wait til i’m an adult so i can stay up late EVERY NIGHT
me, as an adult, crawling into bed at 6:30 pm: oh thank god
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well, well, well, if it isn’t the feelings i’ve been trying to avoid
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I hate when I dislike people for like no reason but like I’ve learned to trust my instincts
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Happy Dankgiving everyone!
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