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((peeks in here))

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((ahhh sorry for kinda, vanishing here, i’ve started hyprfixating on an oc that u can find over on @silvadeus and interact with if you still want your comfy fantasy fix))

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half-life vr but the AI is self aware sentence starters! (part 1)

“you’re not allowed in here”

“what the fuck was that?“

“i don’t think you know where you’re going.”

“i’m a little bit suspicious of you!”

“why are you shaking? are you nervous?”

“i don’t think that’s very safe… for our bodies.”

“they don’t care, they’re thinking about… fruit loops.”

“what is your problem?”

“don’t FUCKING talk to me.”

“you’re not getting rid of me that easy.”

“you should’ve brought your passport!”

“stop joking around, i’m tired of people fucking with me today.”

“PLEASE BE CAREFUL”

“WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?”

“my god you just killed a man!”

“grab a soda! it’ll help you see faster!”

“you killed someone? nice.”

“oh my god you were an inch away from death!”

“so, clearly morality is out the window…”

“i…am tripping… BALLS.”

“AUGH IM BURNING! …oh i’m fine now.”

“i’m a little scared, not going to lie!”

“i would never threaten you! unless you give me a reason to.”

“god dammit, how big is this fucking place??”

“rest in pieces.”

“i’m taking a commemorative picture!”

“what did you just fucking say to me?”

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((so anyways))

((me: i need to stop making blogs

my brain: ok but what if we made a blog for an oc with Joxter as the fc?

me:

my brain:

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((I figured out how to grow gyroids b proud of me))

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((neways i might go lay back down for a majority of the day, we’ll see))

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((but seriously, the next person to fucking call me the r slur is getting blocked. i’ve already had to deal with my own family members calling me that i dont need that shit from fucking strangers on the internet))

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((the monitor i use to write is too small to screenshot both responses but!

@massoccurs @brokentoys

honestly, u guys are right!! it is very community dependent and experience based, but at the same time i’ve been in so many communities with shit elders that i’ve hardwired my brain to just, be wary of everyone who isnt in their early 20s-mid 20s.

like i’ve said im not actually gonna make it a rule, n maybe i shld’ve clarified more than i have, but i’m just, very wary of strangers who aren’t in the same age range as me or younger, which probably isnt something i’ll be able to change immediately))

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((there is nothing to make my mood worse than someone calling me the r slur in my askbox))

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((me: i need to stop making blogs

my brain: ok but what if we made a blog for an oc with Joxter as the fc?

me:

my brain:

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((im not gonna be able to recover from the psychic damage this image caused me))

((so im tryin to look up pretty fish to make howl for the merm verse and-

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((icb i forgot to make a temp promo for this blog!!!! uhhhhh hi, it’s ya boy achilles back at it again with his OC bullshit! like and/or reblog if you’d like to interact with an original universe Forest God that’s as laid back as they come))

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((the business card scene but its just Howl, WotW and other witches and wizards comparing spells))

((howl’s moving castle American Psycho au))

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((howl’s moving castle American Psycho au))

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RED (TAYLOR’S VERSION) SENTENCE STARTERS PT. 2

(( collection of TWO HUNDRED AND ELEVEN sentence starters taken from TRACKS 14-27 of TAYLOR SWIFT’S album ‘ RED (TAYLOR’S VERSION) ’ . ))

014.  EVERYTHING  HAS  CHANGED  . ‘   you   good   to   go   ??   ’ ‘   i   know   something   now   i   didn’t   before  .   ’ ‘   all   i’ve   seen   since   18   hours   ago   is   green   eyes   and   freckles   and   your   smile   in   the   back   of   my   mind   .   ’ ‘  i   just   wanna   know   you   better   .   ’ ‘   all   i   know   is   we   said   ,   “   hello   ”  .  ’ ‘   your   eyes   look   like   coming   home   .   ’ ‘   all   i   know   is   a   simplе   name   .    ’ ‘   everything   has   changed   .   ’ ‘   all   i   know   is   you   hеld   the   door   .   ’ ‘   you’ll   be   mine   and   i’ll   be   yours   .   ’ ‘   all   i   know   since   yesterday   is   everything   has   changed   .   ’ ‘   all   i   feel   in   my   stomach   is   butterflies   .   ’ ‘   come   back   and   tell   me   why   i’m   feeling   like   i’ve   missed   you   all   this   time   .   ’ ‘   meet   me   there   tonight   .   ’ ‘   let   me   know   that   it’s   not   all   in   my   mind   .   ’ ‘   dust   off   your   highest   hopes   .   ’ ‘   all   my   days   ,   i’ll   know   your   face   .   ’

015.  STARLIGHT  . ‘  oh   my   ,   what   a   marvellous   tune   .   ’ ‘   it   was   the   best   night   .   ’ ‘   the   whole   place   was   dressed   to   the   nines   .   ’ ‘   we   were   dancing   like   we’re   made   of   starlight   .   ’ ‘   we   were   seventeen   and   crazy   ,   running   wild   .   ’ ‘   wе   snuck   into   a   yacht   club   party   pretending   to   be   a   duchess   and   a   prince   .   ’ ‘   look   at   you   ,   worrying   too   much   about   things   you   can’t   change   .   ’ ‘   he   was   trying   to   skip   rocks   on   the   ocean   .   ’ ‘   don’t   you   see   the   starlight   ??   ’ ‘   don’t   you   dream   impossible   things   ??   ’ ‘   he’s   talking   crazy   .   ’ ‘   we   could   get   married   .   ’

016.  BEGIN  AGAIN  . ‘   he   didn’t   like   it   when   i   wore   high   heels   ,   but   i   do   .   ’ ‘   he   always   said   he   didn’t   get   this   song   ,   but   i   do   .   ’ ‘   walked   in   ,   expecting   you’d   be   late   .   ’ ‘   you   don’t   know   how   nice   that   is   ,   but   i   do   .   ’ ‘   i   think   it’s   strange   that   you   think   i’m   funny   ‘cause   he   never   did   .   ’ ‘   i’ve   been   spending   the   last   eight   months   thinking   all   love   ever   does   is   break   and   burn   and   end   .   ’ ‘   i’ve   been   spending   the   last   eight   months   thinking   all   love   ever   does   is   break   and   burn   and   end   but   on   a   wednesday   in   a   café   ,   i   watched   it   begin   again   .   ’ ‘   we   walked   down   the   block   to   my   car   and   i   almost   brought   him   up   .   ’ ‘   i   wanna   talk   about   that   .   ’ ‘   for   the   first   time   ,   what’s   past   is   past   .   ’

017.  THE  MOMENT  I  KNEW  . ‘  you   should’ve   been   there   .   ’ ‘   it   would’ve   felt   like   a   million   little   shining   stars   had   just   aligned   .   ’ ‘   i   would’ve   been   so   happy   .   ’ ‘   i’ve   got   my   eye   on   the   door   .   ’ ‘   you   said   you’d   be   here   .   ’ ‘   but   thеre   was   one   thing   missing   and   that   was   the   momеnt   i   knew   .   ’ ‘   now   i   just   wanna   be   alone   .   ’ ‘   and   there   in   the   bathroom   i   try   not   to   fall   apart   .   ’ ‘   he   said   he’d   be   here   .   ’ ‘   they’re   all   laughing   and   asking   me   about   you   .   ’ ‘   what   do   you   say   when   tears   are   streaming   down   your   face   in   front   of   everyone   you   know   ??   ’ ‘   what   do   you   do   when   the   one   who   means   the   most   to   you   is   the   one   who   didn’t   show   ??   ’ ‘   you   should’ve   been   here   and   i   would’ve   been   so   happy   .   ’ ‘   i’m   sorry   i   didn’t   make   it   .   ’ ‘   i’m   sorry   ,   too   .   ’

018.  COME  BACK  …  BE  HERE   . ‘   how   strange   that   i   don’t   know   you   at   all   .   ’ ‘   one   last   kiss   ,   then   catch   your   flight   .   ’ ‘   i   told   myself   ,   don’t   get   attached   .   ’ ‘   i   don’t   wanna   miss   you   like   this   .   ’ ‘   come   back   ,   be   here   .   ’ ‘   i   guess   you’re   in   new   york   today   .   ’ ‘   i   don’t   wanna   need   you   this   way   .   ’ ‘   if   i   had   known   what   i   know   now   i   never   would’ve   played   so   nonchalant   .   ’ ‘   taxi   cabs   and   busy   streets   that   never   bring   you   back   to   me   .   ’ ‘   i   can’t   help   but   wish   you   took   me   with   you   .   ’ ‘   i   guess   you’re   in   london   today   .   ’ ‘   i   don’t   wanna   need   you   this   way   .   ’ ‘   this   is   falling   in   love   in   the   cruelest   way   .   ’ ‘   this   is   falling   for   you   when   you   are   worlds   away   .   ’ ‘   it’s   not   fair   that   you’re   not   around   .   ’

019.  GIRL  AT  HOME  . ‘   don’t   look   at   me   ,   you   got   a   girl   at   home   and   everybody   knows   that   .   ’ ‘   i   don’t   even   know   her   .   ’ ‘   i   feel   a   responsibility   to   do   what’s   upstanding   and   right   .   ’ ‘   you’ve   been   getting   closer   and   closer   and   crossing   so   many   lines   .   ’ ‘   and   it   would   be   a   fine   proposition   if   i   was   a   stupid   girl   .   ’ ‘   honey   ,   i   am   no   one’s   exception   .   ’ ‘   i   see   you   turn   off   your   phone   .   ’ ‘   i   just   wanna   make   sure   you   understand   perfectly   you’re   the   kind   of   man   who   makes   me   sad   .   ’ ‘   yeah   ,   i   might   go   with   it   if   i   hadn’t   once   been   just   like   her   .   ’ ‘   call   a   cab   ,   lose   my   number   you’re   about   to   lose   your   girl   .   ’ ‘   call   a   cab   ,   lose   my   number   let’s   consider   this   lesson   learned   .   ’ ‘   it   would   be   a   fine   proposition   if   i   hadn’t   once   been   just   like   her   .   ’

020.  BETTER  MAN  . ‘   i   know   i’m   probably   better   off   on   my   own   .   ’ ‘   i   see   the   permanent   damage   you   did   to   me   .   ’ ‘   you   know   you   had   to   do   it   .   ’ ‘   i   know   the   bravest   thing   i   ever   did   was   run   .   ’ ‘   sometimes   ,   in   the   middle   of   the   night   ,   i   can   feel   you   again   .   ’ ‘   i   just   miss   you   ,   and   i   just   wish   you   were   a   better   man   .   ’ ‘   i   know   why   we   had   to   say   goodbye   like   the   back   of   my   hand   .   ’ ‘   i   know   i’m   probably   better   off   all   alone   than   needing   a   man   who   could   change   his   mind   at   any   given   minute   .   ’ ‘   it   was   always   on   your   terms   .   ’ ‘   i   waited   on   every   careless   word   hoping   they   might   turn   sweet   again   .   ’ ‘   you   never   thought   i’d   run   .   ’ ‘   i   hold   onto   this   pride   because   these   days   it’s   all   i   have   .   ’ ‘   and   i   gave   to   you   my   best   and   we   both   know   you   can’t   say   that   .   ’ ‘   i   wonder   what   we   would’ve   become   if   you   were   a   better   man   .   ’ ‘   we   might   still   be   in   love   if   you   were   a   better   man   .   ’ ‘   you   would’ve   been   the   one   if   you   were   a   better   man   .   ’

021.  NOTHING  NEW  . ‘   they   tell   you   while   you’re   young   “   girls   ,   go   out   and   have   your   fun   ”   then   they   hunt   and   slay   the   ones   who   actually   do   it   .   ’ ‘   she   looks   like   she’s   been   through   it   .   ’ ‘   lord   ,   what   will   become   of   me   once   i’ve   lost   my   novelty   ??   ’ ‘   i’ve   had   too   much   to   drink   tonight   and   i   know   it’s   sad   but   this   is   what   i   think   about   .   ’ ‘   i   wake   up   in   the   middle   of   the   night   it’s   like   i   can   feel   time   moving   .   ’ ‘   how   can   a   person   know   everything   at   eighteen   but   nothing   at   twenty-two   ??   ’ ‘   will   you   still   want   me   when   i’m   nothing   new   ??   ’ ‘   how   long   will   it   be   cute   ,   all   this   crying   in   my   room   when   you   can’t   blame   it   on   my   youth   ??   ’ ‘   my   cheeks   are   growing   tired   from   turning   red   and   faking   smiles   .   ’ ‘   are   we   only   biding   time   'til   i   lose   your   attention   and   someone   else   lights   up   the   room   ??   ’   ‘   people   love   an   ingénue   .   ’ ‘   i   know   someday   i’m   gonna   meet   her   .   ’ ‘   i’ll   say   i’m   happy   for   her   then   i’ll   cry   myself   to   sleep   .   ’ ‘   i’ve   had   too   much   to   drink   tonight   .   ’ ‘   i   wonder   if   they’ll   miss   me   once   they   drive   me   out   .   ’ ‘   i   wake   up   in   the   middle   of   the   night   and   i   can   feel   time   moving   .   ’

022.  BABE  . ‘   what   about   your   promises   ??   ’ ‘   what   a   shame   didn’t   wanna   be   the   one   that   got   away   .   ’ ‘   you   broke   the   sweetest   promise   that   you   never   should   have   made   .   ’ ‘   i’m   here   on   the   kitchen   floor   .   ’ ‘   you   call   ,   but   i   won’t   hear   it   .   ’ ‘   how   could   you   do   this   ,   babe   ??   ’ ‘   you   really   blew   this   ,   babe   .   ’ ‘   we   ain’t   getting   through   this   one   ,   babe   .   ’ ‘   this   is   the   last   time   i’ll   ever   call   you   ,   babe   .   ’ ‘   and   it’s   strange   how   your   face   doesn’t   look   so   innocent   .   ’ ‘   your   secret   has   its   consequence   and   that’s   on   you   ,   babe   .   ’ ‘   i   break   down   every   time   you   call   .   ’ ‘   we   said   ,   “   no   one   else   ”   how   could   you   do   this   ,   babe   ??   ’ ‘   since   you   admitted   it   ,   i   keep   picturing   her   lips   on   your   neck   ,   i   can’t   unsee   it   .   ’ ‘   i   hate   that   because   of   you   ,   i   can’t   love   you   ,   babe   .   ’

023.  MESSAGE  IN  A   BOTTLE  . ‘   i   know   that   you   like   me   .   ’ ‘   but   now   you’re   so   far   away   .   ’ ‘   i’m   reachin’   for   you   ,   terrified   .   ’ ‘   you   could   be   the   one   that   i   love   .   ’ ‘   i   could   be   the   one   that   you   dream   of   .   ’ ‘   a   message   in   a   bottle   is   all   i   can   do   standin’   here   ,   hopin’   it   gets   to   you   .   ’ ‘   you   could   be   the   one   that   i   keep   .   ’ ‘   i   could   be   the   reason   you   can’t   sleep   at   night   .   ’ ‘   these   days   i’m   restless   .   ’ ‘   how   is   it   in   london   ??   ’ ‘   where   were   you   while   i’m   wondering   if   i’ll   ever   see   you   again   ??   ’

024.  I  BET  YOU  THINK  ABOUT  ME  . ‘   3   am   and   i’m   still   awake   ,   i’ll   bet   you’re   just   fine   .   ’ ‘   fast   asleep   in   your   city   that’s   better   than   mine   .   ’ ‘   i’ll   bet   your   friends   tell   you   she’s   better   than   me   .   ’ ‘   i   tried   to   fit   in   with   your   upper-crust   circles   .   ’ ‘   i   bet   you   couldn’t   believe   when   you   realized   i’m   harder   to   forget   than   i   was   to   leave   .   ’ ‘   i   bet   you   think   about   me   .   ’ ‘   you   grew   up   in   a   silver-spoon   gated   community   .   ’ ‘   but   you   know   what   they   say   ,   you   can’t   help   who   you   fall   for   .   ’ ‘   and   you   and   i   fell   like   an   early   spring   snow   .   ’ ‘   but   reality   crept   in   ,   you   said   we’re   too   different   .   ’ ‘   you   laughed   at   my   dreams   ,   rolled   your   eyes   at   my   jokes   .   ’ ‘   mr.   superior   thinkin’   do   you   have   all   the   space   that   you   need   ??   ’ ‘   i   don’t   have   to   be   your   shrink   to   know   that   you’ll   never   be   happy   .   ’ ‘   why   did   you   let   her   go   ??   ’ ‘   does   it   make   you   feel   sad   that   the   love   that   you’re   lookin’   for   is   the   love   that   you   had   ??   ’ ‘   last   time   you   felt   free   was   when   none   of   that   shit   mattered   'cause   you   were   with   me   .   ’ ‘   i   bet   you   think   about   me   when   you’re   out   at   your   cool   indie   music   concerts   every   week   .   ’ ‘   i   bet   you   think   about   me   in   your   house   with   your   organic   shoes   and   your   million-dollar   couch   .   ’ ‘   oh   my   god   ,   she’s   insane   ,   she   wrote   a   song   about   me   .   ’

025.  FOREVER  WINTER  . ‘   he   says   he   doesn’t   believe   anything   much   he   hears   these   days   .   ’ ‘   why   fall   in   love   ,   just   so   you   can   watch   it   go   away   ??   ’ ‘   he   spends   most   of   his   nights   wishing   it   was   how   it   used   to   be   .   ’ ‘   just   checking   up   on   him   .   ’ ‘   it’s   not   just   a   phase   i’m   in   .   ’ ‘   all   this   time   i   didn’t   know   you   were   breaking   down   .   ’ ‘   i’d   fall   to   pieces   on   the   floor   if   you   weren’t   around   .   ’ ‘   too   young   to   know   it   gets   better   .   ’ ‘   i’ll   be   summer   sun   for   you   forever   ,   forever   winter   if   you   go   .   ’ ‘   he   seems   fine   most   of   the   time   forcing   smiles   and   never   minds   .   ’ ‘   when   the   lights   go   out   ,   it’s   hard   to   breathe   .   ’ ‘   i   pull   at   every   thread   trying   to   solve   the   puzzles   in   his   head   .   ’ ‘   live   my   life   scared   to   death   he’ll   decide   to   leave   instead   .   ’ ‘   he’s   up   ,   5   am   ,   wasted   .   ’ ‘   if   i   was   standing   there   in   your   apartment   i’d   take   that   bomb   in   your   head   and   disarm   it   .   ’ ‘   i’d   say   i   love   you   even   at   your   darkest   and   please   don’t   go   .   ’ ‘   believe   in   one   thing   ,   i   won’t   go   away   .   ’

026.  RUN  . ‘   give   me   the   keys   ,   i’ll   bring   the   car   back   around   .   ’ ‘   we   shouldn’t   be   in   this   town   .   ’ ‘   i’d   drive   away   before   i   let   you   go   .   ’ ‘   so   give   me   a   reason   and   don’t   say   no   .   ’ ‘   i’ll   wait   for   you   .   ’ ‘   darling   ,   let’s   run   ,   run   from   it   all   .   ’ ‘   we   can   go   where   our   eyes   can   take   us   .   ’ ‘   go   where   no   one   else   is   ,   run   .   ’ ‘   i   could   see   this   view   a   hundred   times   .   ’ ‘   this   thing   was   a   shot   in   the   dark   .   ’ ‘   say   you’ll   never   let   'em   tear   us   apart   .   ’ ‘   and   i’ll   hold   onto   you   while   we   run   .   ’

027.  THE  VERY  FIRST  NIGHT  . ‘   i’d   pick   you   up   and   we’d   go   back   in   time   .   ’ ‘   i   miss   you   like   it   was   the   very   first   night   .   ’ ‘   every   weekend   the   same   party   .   ’ ‘   i   never   go   alone   .   ’ ‘   i   don’t   seem   broken   hearted   .   ’ ‘   my   friends   all   say   they   know   everything   i’m   going   through   .   ’ ‘   i   drive   down   different   roads   but   they   all   lead   back   to   you   .   ’ ‘   they   don’t   know   about   the   night   in   the   hotel   .   ’ ‘   they   don’t   know   how   much   i   miss   you   .   ’ ‘   we   never   saw   it   coming   .   ’ ‘   not   trying   to   fall   in   love   but   we   did   .   ’ ‘   back   then   we   didn’t   know   we   were   built   to   fall   apart   .   ’ ‘   we   broke   the   status   quo   .   ’ ‘   we   broke   each   other’s   hearts   .   ’ ‘   don’t   forget   about   the   night   out   in   l.a   .   ’ ‘   no   one   knows   about   the   words   that   we   whisper   .   ’ ‘   no   one   knows   how   much   i   miss   you   .   ’ ‘   take   me   away   .   ’ ‘   i   remember   the   night   at   the   hotel   .   ’ ‘   i   was   riding   in   the   car   when   we   both   fell   .   ’ ‘   do   you   know   how   much   i   miss   you   ??   ’ ‘   i   wish   that   we   could   go   back   in   time   .   ’ ‘   i   miss   you   like   it   was   the   very   first   night   .   ’

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((NO WAIT lionfish,,,,,))

((might just b cliche and make Howl a beta fish))