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WWDITS (2019 -2024) I 4.05

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The sword of damocles doesn't scare me. If it falls I'll just look up really fast and open my mouth and deepthroat it all the way to the hilt, and then spit it out completely unharmed

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odysseus tying himself to the mast but he's doing some proto shibari type shit to make his tits look really good and his crew isn't saying anything but it's kind of hard not to notice

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Dungeon Crawler Carl floors 1-3: TeeHee! This big buff guy has a cat named Princess Donut! Dungeons & Dragons! Action/Adventure! Raunchy gore!

Dungeon Crawler Carl floors 4-onward: "Comrades, synchronize your watches. Tonight is the night we light the sparks of the revolution. Tonight is the night we die for our freedom."

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Me when I'm in the dungeons and this thing shows up and blows me to death with her lasers

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good > finally building the habit of checking my trouser pockets for tissues and stuff before putting them in the washing machine

bad > being unable to do so without saying "what's it got in its nasty little pocketses" in a gollum voice

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Every year for my friend Sleepy’s birthday I try to donate to a trans charity (if I can afford it) and this year I paid for some stuff on House of Tulip (trans charity in Nola) off their Amazon wishlist. I wish I could afford to do more, but I know every little bit helps. House of Tulip was an organization that Sleepy cared about so I know that this helps keep his memory alive. Hug your friends. Tell them you love them. I miss you so much @sleepytaurusmetals

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If Tumblr goes down, y'all can find me in here

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i support being a hater unless youre hating on something i enjoy and love and then you need to lighten up buddy wheres your sense of whimsy

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it has gotten better before. it will get better again. and again and again and again.

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images that WILL go triple platinum if i have my way

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*old southern cowboy drawl* listen, pardner. this bed IS big enough for the both of us so come cuddle already