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hi tumblr, just plugging my Steve Vai fanfic i wrote in a complete delirium of horniness out of literally nowhere

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I'm just gonna say it how come there's no sokol payday pr0ns on ao3

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Toki and Pickles drink together and have a small disagreement.

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just a really short fluffy one from a silly idea i had... i just wanted to use like wordplay or something but i didnt really know what do with it LOL

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(jolting awake) suddenly remembered the dialogue from goingdownklok that implied that charles likes giving oral

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Between the time of Toki's recruitment and Dethklok making it big, Toki learns a little about pleasure.

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The second part to Some Time Ago..., from Toki's perspective!

This is pretty exposition heavy and deals a lot with (what I think are) Toki's thoughts and feelings at a unique point in time, it was really very fun to think about and I really hope you enjoy!

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Between the time of Toki's recruitment and Dethklok making it big, Skwisgaar learns a little about innocence.

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TOO NSFW FOR MY MAIN BLOG BUT OH MY FUCKING GOD. THANK YOU THIS IS REALLY EEALLY GOOD!! I really enjoy fics with extra details like room description and mild backstory it makes it really easy for me to visualize (and accidentally start thinking is canon)

((Fic)) A Little Prick

I did the damn thing @edgtheow 😂😭

A Little Prick

Fandom: Metalocalypse

Pairing: Skwisgaar Skwigelf/Toki Wartooth

Rating: M (for not as graphic sex as I would’ve preferred 🤷‍♀️)

Summary: A homoerotic scene where Skwisgaar comes to the door of a strange castle all shivering and wet from a storm, flimsy white blouse plastered to his body, only to be invited inside by the mysterious (vampire!Toki) love interest, who proceeds to rail him. Based entirely on this art and text post.

Warnings: Kindof dub-con? I mean yeah pretty dub-con

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random toki secks headcanons

sorry if i bore u with my vanilla hcs i (generally) only like sweetness :’3c

contrary to some other horny posts on this site (which are valid!! i just don’t feel the same), i definitely think toki is pretty virginal and innocent!

even now the majority of his experiences with sexuality are from masturbating, which he does on average once a day, maybe twice if he really feels like it

he knows he can screw groupies whenever he wants but he just doesnt really have the drive when he knows he can just satisfy himself easily ykno

in fact he probably has his first sexual experience with another person after joining dethklok

honestly... canonically most likely with a groupie, but for fun self indulgence, it could just as well be skwiwgaar ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 

regardless who its with (but again. im gonna say it. its skwis), i love to imagine that toki just. cums the minute they touch his dick cuz hes just so excited for the very first time lmao

honestly he doesnt know that much about secks so he was embarrassed but not mortified cuz at that point he didnt really hold himself to any standard and the other person is like really surprised but they laugh it off with him

he has more practice now but sometimes if he’s really feeling it he still cums pretty fast like after a few minutes... hes just full of love and arousal!!

he is a bit of a pillow princess tho, like he just super loves receiving affection and being pampered and touched everywhere

likes having his chest and arms stroked gently

really likes being kissed while getting his dick stroked/rode

of course he’s willing to reciprocate! he just gets a little bit nervous about how adequate he is (but with skwisgaar he puts on the moves HEAVY cuz he just has to give it his all to one up him ykno)

probably had a stint with trying to act all masc bravado circa dethkids and it comes up every now and then if hes feeling a little cocky but its all talk, he tries to be bossy and order people around and it works for a little bit but once touching gets involved he melts

overall honestly just wants ppl to make him feel good and happy and loved <3

(he has other outlets for rage! it doesnt have to be sex!!)

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experiment I'm going to post this with no tumblr mandated blacklisted words and then edit them in and see if it gets removed from the tag

penis

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ugh its so frustrating i want ppl to see my content but if im gonna write lemon theres no way to make sure it shows up in the tag unless i space words out like c u m and thats just stupid

anyway hi this is my secret mtl lemon blog so follow to see my lemon mtl content

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Skwisgaar comes by to help Toki with something and ends up helping Toki with something.

(vanilla, banter heavy j e r k o f f - hj fic)

hey ,’:^)

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happiness

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“you cans try, instead of doings drugs, jackings off while yous chokes yourselfs with a leather belts around your throats, close to the points of death.” “yeah, that's a natural high.”

n s f w under the cut!