Hey y’all it’s Amie, 30, She/they. Come for the sea stars stay for the cooking! Horny sideblog is bunnygirltummy
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my three favorite things are the oxford comma, irony, and missed opportunities
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easily the funniest part of the wigan kebab video is that the guy who's walking in like he's just stepped into an alien planet is from liverpool and lives, at maximum, an hour's drive away
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can you imagine how freaky shark mermaids would be like unlike sharks, shark mermaids would have actual arms/hands and could rely on touching things with their hands to see if they’re prey rather than having to bite like sharks do. like youre just swimming in the ocean and suddenly you feel a strong grip on your leg, you freak the FUCK out because uh what????? the fuck??? youre swimming alone in the ocean??
a head pops out of the water, dorsal fin pointed from its back and it just points at you and says in a low whisper: “i thought you were a seal. please dont swim alone like this, im sorry i scared you i just wanted to see what you are” and then disappears back into the depth. what the fuck.
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this "let's x with mama" trend was really tailor made for trans women who adopt strange little creatures who need a better parent than the ones they were born to
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phoebe clownfit appreciation (silly) (holding on to any remaining whimsy) (im so tired)
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there’s a difference between making love and fucking and if you’re lucky you get to do both with the same person
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the three types of rock are:
indigenous
metaphoric
sedentary
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4-5 hours per visit is simply not enough time to get all of my snuggles in
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