Echo | 22 | neurodivergent | disabled | star wars obsessed
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I actually really like the thing when you're starting to get the hang of a new language, enough to understand and say simple sentences but you gotta get creative to get more complex thoughts across, like a puzzle. I remember a time in the restortation school when a classmate who wasn't natively finnish and did her best anyway dropped something and sighed, telling me "every day is monday this week. I have had four mondays this week." And I understood.
I don't think I speak much of spanish anymore, but in the nursing school training period I did there, I did manage to get by with making weird Tarzan sentences. I got a nosebleed at some point and startled another nurse. Not knowing the words "humidity" or "stress", I managed to string together: "This is ok. It is hot, it is cold, I have a bad day, I am sad, I have blood. This is normal for me." And she understood.
And sometimes you just say things weird, but it's better than not saying it. One time, I was stuck in a narrow hallway behind someone walking really slowly with a walker, and he apologised for being in the way. I was not in any hurry, but didn't know the spanish word for "hurry", but I did know enough words to try to circumvent it by borrowing the english "I have all the time in the world."
The man burst into one of those cackling old man laughters that they do when something in this world still manages to surprise them. He had to be somewhere between 70 and a 100 years old, and I guess if there was one thing he wasn't expecting to hear today, it would be a random blond vaguely baltic-looking fuck casually announce that he is the sole owner and keeper of the very concept of time.
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THE GALA - A Clone Dating Sim
You are a Jedi General. The Council has assigned you a very important mission: the infiltration of a Separatist gala on Raxus. But you will not be going alone--you are allowed to bring a date on this adventure. In the heart of enemy territory, who will you count on to watch your back?
PLAY HERE: THE GALA
Ideal play experience is on desktop! (I think you can play on mobile it just looks a lil yuccy)
Clone bbs x Fem!Jedi player FEATURED CLONES: Sergeant Hunter, Tech, Crosshair, Wrecker, Captain Rex, Commander Wolffe, and ARC Twins Fives & Echo
RATING: 18+ MINORS DNI - The paths can be SFW or NSFW depending on your choices (2nd option is always the NSFW one!) - general warning for smut if you make those choices, more specifics below the cut!
Additional (less relevant) info beneath the cut!
HAPPY MAY 4TH! ENJOY MY LOVES~~
COMPREHENSIVE WARNINGS LIST: In general, lots of flirting, innuendo, pet names. Established relationship for all
Hunter: LOTS of flirting (he is a whore), p in v sex
Tech: Oral (f receiving)
Crosshair: Fingering
Wrecker: Not much for him honestly, implied canoodling (p in v), oblivious boy âĽ
Captain Rex: dirty talk, praise, oral (m! Receiving)
Commander Wolffe: rough! p in v
Fives & Echo: Multiple clones (no clonec*st), lots of flirting, Echo is self conscious!
-ART ASSETS I drew all of the Clone art! I found the most nakedest screencap I could of any of them (SURPRISINGLY DIFFICULT) and then traced the base, then looked for Star Wars Male Fashion (WAY FUCKING HARDER) to draw on them and dress them up! I think for Hunter and Fives/Echo I just went crazy but for all the rest lmk if u can spot who I stole the outfits from, i deadass dont remember at this point For Background art I found them all on google images - from what I recall, it's mostly concept art and screenshots from games! -ENGINE I made this in Twine, an incredible tool for making text-based games! I highly recommend looking into it. It's really easy to use and there are a ton of tutorials online!
AN: Thank you so much for playing! Please let me know what you think, I had so much fun making thisâ¨â¨ it is so phenomenally cringe but I hope you all enjoy ⼠(also if you spot any bugs or typos, please feel free to let me know and I will fix!!)
TELL ME YOUR FAVORITE PATH I like Rex Crosshair Wrecker the best I think
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And I get a little bit Genghis Kahnghis I donât want you to get it onghis Nobody else but me (ooooh) With nobody else but MeeeeMe
I get a little bit Danghis Dahn Donât want you to Genghis on with Nobody else but Mingus Nobody else but Mingus Kingus
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method actor this method actor that. toshiro mifune played a guy getting shot at by arrows by getting shot at by arrows

and yeah i believe it. ^ this is the face of a guy getting shot at by arrows
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Dyslexic adventures!
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Alastor saving a fem!reader from a stalker
ăťâĽ Youâre harassed by a man following you down the street. Luckily, a rather smiley demon swoops in and claims to be your husband.
x: no use of y/n. i said this was going to be short and I lied, itâs about 6k words.
warnings: mild swearing

Warning! Battery at 1%! Device will power down in 3..
You stared down at the phone in your hands as the message lit up on the screen. Eyes widening, you quickly tapped the screen, trying to bypass the pop-up and get another glimpse at the digital map you were using.Â
2âŚ
âHold on now! Just let me see where I'm going, please!â You begged the small device, your grip tightening around it as you tried to figure out what direction you needed to go.Â
1..
You peered around the small pop-up. Okay.. Pete Ave was that way, which meant you needed to take a right after the stoplight and go-
Device powering down! Have a nice day :)Â
âDamnit!â You growled as the screen flashed once, and then faded to black. You squeezed your eyes shut, face lifted to the sky as you took a deep breath to center yourself.
âMove it, wonât ya?â A demon woman chastised as she hurried around you. Lowering your head, you realized you were standing in the middle of the sidewalk, your spot interrupting the flow of pedestrian traffic. Quickly, you backpedaled until your back hit a brick wall of a building.Â
It was getting late in Pentagram City, and that meant you needed to hurry to get to your friend's place before the worst inhabitants of Hell came crawling out.Â
She had just gotten married and moved into a rather quaint little home, and you were very happy for her. You had not seen it yet, just in pictures she had shown you on her phone and the one time you drove past it.
âOh, pleaseeee wonât you come over tonight? I canât wait to show you all the renovations weâve done! It looks so much better since we bought it.â She had begged over the phone that afternoon.Â
You had stood there, your nails clicking against the countertop in your kitchen as you thought. You had nothing important going on, just some light cleaning and shopping. What was the harm in going over there and visiting?Â
âOkay, sure. Yeah, I can come over.â You finally spoke.
âAhh! Iâm so excited, weâll have a big dinner and everything. I can even rent a movie for us to watch, what are you into again? Those sappy romance flicks?â
âWhatever you want to watch, itâs your milestone weâre celebrating. Iâm not the one picking.âÂ
âGeez, you know how hard it is for me to decide things like that! But, iâll do it. Oh! Before I forget, could you stop by the store on your way and get some Cajun seasoning? Itâs for the meal!âÂ
âOf course. Iâll see you soon.â You had told her, before hanging up. Eyes moving to the clock, you realized you two hours before needing to arrive. Which meant you had to get moving on those dishes and errands.Â
It didnât take long before you were out the door. Wearing a nice outfit and new shoes, you strolled down the street. The digital map on your phone guiding you across the city as you moved.
Being so close to the city center, you didnât have a personal vehicle. Instead, you took public transport all the way past the Entertainment District, your eyes gazing up at the rather tall VoxTek building as the bus sped by.Â
You didnât know much about the Vees, other than they were very powerful Overlords with a lot of influence in the media industry. In fact, you didnât know much about Overlords at all. Were they nasty demons? They must be, if they bartered in souls.
But there had to be better ones, right? You knew of the cannibal, Rosie, and despite her, well.. dietary choices, she seemed to be a rather motherly and courteous demon. In such a way that the residents of Cannibal Town held very high regards for her, which proved her ability to lead in a just manner. She couldnât be the only one with a more ethical moral code.
Your mind lingered on that train of thought, before you were pulled back into reality by the bus driverâs call for your stop. Quickly, you had hurried out of the vehicle, before continuing your directed path forward.
You arrived at the large storefront, a cozy cottage-like building that whispered of deliciousness as the scents of spices and other meal-making goods wafted through the open door.Â
Taking a step inside, you quickly darted through the aisles, searching for the Cajun seasoning. What was your friend making tonight? You werenât too familiar with these kinds of ingredients. Hopefully, it was going to be tasty.
When you found it, you turned it in your hands, inspecting the product. Yep, youâve never seen this before in your life.Â
After paying for the item, you quickly departed. Your next destination set on your phone.. but not for long.
Just a few more blocks, and youâd have been welcomed by the two love-birds with open arms. A nice, hot meal and a good movie to finish the night.Â
Except, how were you supposed to get there now?!
Your phone was useless, and the digital displays around you showed nothing but advertisements and the latest news.Â
Frantically, you looked around for any familiar landmarks, hoping to rely on your memory to guide you. But the streets of Pentagram City, with their twisting alleys and repetitive buildings, all looked eerily similar in the dimming red light of dusk.
Taking a deep breath to steady yourself, you tried to recall the route from memory. Pete Avenue, right after the stoplight, then⌠was it a left or a right at the next intersection? You berated yourself for not doing a better job at memorizing the way before you left.
Turning, you raised a fist at the VoxTek HQ building, cursing them for your suffering. Stupid technology and their shitty battery life.
Slowly, you started walking again. Past the neon signs beckoning you to take a glance at what they had to offer, past the girls on the corner who were calling out to you to come have a âgood timeâ.
Sometimes, you wished you had someone else to lend a hand at times like these. But, your heart and your home were unimaginably lonely when it came to a romantic partner. It was something that others around you couldnât stop pestering you about.
âYou really need to get out more,â another friend of yours had said one day, while you two dined at a cafe, âthereâs this new dating app, called âOzzieâs Love Linkâ. Everybody is buzzing about it. You should totally give it a whirl!âÂ
You had rolled your eyes at her suggestion, a dating app? Those things were practically a fraud. The demons on there either wanted sex, or their idea of a relationship was twisted and foul. You even had heard stories of people playing into sick traps of the perfect first meet, only to be murdered and left in an alley to rot.
âI want something real, not some.. temporary escape. Have you ever met anyone thatâs actually found âThe Oneâ through one of those things? And, who knows, maybe the demon of my dreams will just walk right into me one day.âÂ
She had laughed at your words, holding a hand to her mouth to contain her giggles.
âOh, you. Youâre still hanging on to those silly stories of a Prince Charming, hm? Câmon now, this is the real world. Nobody is going to swoop in and save you, and then fall hopelessly in love with you. That's a fairy tale. You need to put in the effort.â
You shrugged. Maybe, she was right. Maybe, those stories you had digested were just fairy tales, meant to enrapture you with promises of the perfect life. You were in Hell, after all.
âShe just doesnât understand,â you reminded yourself, âall her relationships have been toxic. She doesnât know any better.â
You werenât going to let her judgments get to you, you could live your life however you wanted, with whatever dreams you chose.
As you walked down the bustling streets, you couldnât shake the feeling of being watched. It was as if unseen eyes followed your every move, sending shivers down your spine.Â
âStop freaking out,â you told yourself, âitâs just your imagination, thereâs people all around you. They have their own lives, theyâre not watching you.â
Nearing the curb to an intersection, you glanced up at the street sign. Pete Avenue, finally. Now, think. Left?Â
Looking left, you peer down the rows of strip clubs and bars. The crowds only got bigger from there, and there seemed to be no residential streets. You turned your head to the right, and it began to branch out into more domesticated buildings and neighborhoods. The farther your gaze traveled, the quieter the sidewalks became.
So, right it is.Â
You turned the corner of the block and kept moving, your pace quickening as you checked a large digital clock on the side of a building. It was getting closer to the time you had promised to be there.
But, now where were you supposed to go? You turned your head, until your gaze landed on a small imp standing near an alley, a cigarette between his lips.Â
Walking forward, you raised your hand up in greeting. âExcuse me, do you know where Magdalene Drive is, by any chance? Iâve just gotten a little turned around and would greatly appreciate some guidance.âÂ
The imp regarded you for a moment, his eyes squinted in thought. He pulled the cigarette from his lips, and exhaled a large breath. A plume of gray smoke vented from his lips, and he coughed harshly.
âYeah, I do. You see that big statue over there?â He pointed to your left, the cigarette hanging between his fingers.
Turning your head, you leaned slightly backwards. Off in the distance, a large marble statue depicting an unknown owl demon practically glowed against the darker backdrop. It seemed to hold resemblance to an Ars Goetia family member, but you couldnât put a finger on who.Â
âRight when you pass it, take a left. Go two blocks straight, then take another left. One more block, and another right, and youâre on Magdalene Drive.âÂ
Jeez, that was a lot of directions thrown at you in one sitting. Not wanting to pester the man any further, you waved a thanks and walked away.
How far have you come, exactly? You turned your head behind you, looking down the sidewalk of where you had just come from. Something flickered in your peripheral vision, a dark figure skirting from your gaze. Was someone watching you?Â
You shook your head. No, itâs just your imagination. Keep moving.
Slowly, you turned back and started walking. The sidewalks were practically empty now, the glow from the street lamps above you illuminating your path as you strolled up the large statue.Â
Twisting your head to get a better look at it, your gaze skimmed across the royal figure. The owl-demon was staring up at the sky, one arm raised with what seemed to be a ball of energy in his grasp. Swirls of gold marble laced the pearly white sphere. He was holding up, like it was an offering to Heaven.Â
Maybe, youâd come back later and take a look at the plaque below the statue. There had to be some significance, although you didnât see yourself as a master of the fine-arts to te-
Crunch
What was that? That sounded like someone crushing a twig beneath their feet. You twisted to face behind you, and saw nothing once more.Â
âAlright, this is getting a little freaky.â
You werenât going to stop now though, you didnât want any potential onlookers seeing you stalking the perimeter like a weirdo simply because your paranoia was having you hallucinate things.
Keeping your pace, you took a sharp left on the corner and continued down. How many blocks did that guy say? Two, if you could recall correctly.
Thatâs how many blocks you traveled, before stopping in your tracks. Which way did he say to go? Right? Left?Â
You rubbed your face with a hand, why did you suck so badly with directions?! If only you had charged your phone before you left, you wouldnât be in this predicament.Â
Turning your head, you tried to figure out which way could be the correct one. There was nothing, though. It didnât remind you of anything youâd seen when you had driven past her house.Â
âHey, you lost?â A gravelly voice came from behind you. Eyes widened, you spun on your heel to face the stranger. He was tall, much taller than you. He sported scars running across his face, one eye half-lidded permanently from some kind of nasty wound.Â
He sported a dark leather jacket, with a thin sweater underneath. His hoodie was up, masking most of his features like a shadow. His skin was a dark red, and his eyes were a pale yellow. He seemed to be a Succubus demon, being too large for an imp.
There was no kindness in his tone or in his smile. Your brain screamed danger, you needed to get away from him. Quickly, you shook your head, trying to give him a well-meaning smile.Â
âNo, iâm not! Iâm just uhh- waiting for someone, theyâll be here soon anyway.âÂ
âPeople that arenât lost usually donât ask strangers on the street for directions,â he chuckled darkly, âwhy donât you tell me where youâre trying to go? I can give you a lift.âÂ
As he closed in, you could smell the bitter taste of alcohol on his breath. You had to steel yourself not to recoil at his looming figure. Widening your smile, you attempted to not display any fear as he got closer.
âNo, thank you. I would hate to bother you, my.. partner should be here soon, so you can continue on with your day!âÂ
âDonât you know this place ainât safe for sweet dolls like you to be roaming alone? Câmon, let me take you to where iâm parked, iâm sure youâll enjoy my company.â
You quickly stepped backwards, trying to widen the distance from this creep. It wasnât until your back hit the wall of an abandoned storefront, did you realize you were trapped.Â
âI said no. Iâm not some damsel in distress. Now, if you can excuse me, I need to keep going before it gets too late.âÂ
You turned away from him, trying to break any kind of contact with the demon. Maybe if you kept your cool, heâd abandon his little mission.
That was until you felt his hand snake around your wrist, his grip tightening and pulling you to face him. In your state of shock, you dropped the bag containing the Cajun seasoning. You tried to tug your wrist free, but his yellow nails were practically digging into your skin, preventing your escape.
âWhatâs the rush, doll? Scared iâm gonna bite or something? Donât worry, I ainât gonna harm you. I just want to show you a good time.â
Your eyes narrowed, gaze heated at the stranger. You frowned, glimpsing at his hand on your wrist in disgust.
âWhat are you doing? I donât want anything to do with you, now let go of m-!âÂ
âThere you are, my dear!â A masculine voice exclaimed next to you. You felt the creepâs grip on your wrist loosen suddenly. His hand yanked away by another, and your gaze traced the light touch of unknown dark-red fingers gently taking your hand instead.
You snapped your head to the unfamiliar voice, taking in the sight of a second demon standing right besides you, a large grin on his face. He was tall, and he stood a little bit higher than the creep in front of you. His hair was styled in a cropped, angled bob, with an odd pinkish-red shade. Two small antlers protruded from the top of his head, and were those.. ears next to them too?
He was dressed rather formally, with a red pin-stripe coat adorned with a large black bow-tie. Over his right eye, you took note of the small oval-shaped monocle. He held a cane, with an odd looking end. The small oval in the center of it reminded you of an eye. He looked very dapper, like he was from a much older era.Â
His gaze was soft, as he looked at you. It wasnât until his eyes snapped to the stranger in front did they take on a cold, dark glare. That smile never faltered, though.Â
Who was this guy? Why was he touching you? You felt the need to tear your hand from his grip as well.
Except, when he turned back to you, his eyes sent you a hidden message. Something like, âGo along with it, if you want to get rid of him.â
Seeing as you were stuck between two strange demons, with no idea what this new guy had in store for you, maybe it was a good idea to follow his silent command. Your hand went limp in his grip, and the deer demon raised it to his chest, patting it lovingly.
âGoodness, I leave for ten minutes to go pick up your favorite herbal tea and poof, gone! You are a slippery one, my sweet.â Static dripped from his voice, seemingly connected to the cane at his side. Was it some kind of microphone?
âWho are you?â The stalker questioned, backing up a step as he regarded the new face.
The red demon laughed, an audible âha haâ, as if the creep just told a rather good joke. He extended his free hand in greeting, and the succubus only eyed the gesture with suspicion.
âThe name is Alastor! Pleasure to be meeting you, sir, quite a pleasure. Itâs rare for people these days to not recognize my face, although iâm sure itâll become familiar soon enough.âÂ
That âsoon enoughâ sounded quite ominous to you. And, was he some kind of celebrity or something? You didnât remember him from anywhere.Â
âWell, do you mind? Me and the lady were in the middle of a conversation.â The succubus retorted, a slight growl in his tone.Â
âThe better question is, do you mind, my good sir! Here I am, searching for my dear wife, only to see you bothering her on the corner!âÂ
Wait a second, did this guy just call you his wife? You stood there, shocked, as you listened to the two bicker. Never would you think youâd hear that uttered from a man.Â
âNot only that, but touching her without her consent? My word, what degenerate behavior!â The demon, Alastor, continued. He shook his head in disapproval, an audible tsk-tsk coming from his lips.
âThere was no harm in it, we were only having some fun. Ainât that right, doll?â The stalker turned to you, fire in his gaze as if daring you to speak.
You shook your head, your gaze snapping to Alastor. He watched you for a moment, before turning his attention back to the succubus.
âIt seems your mother neglected to instill in you even a modicum of respect. If my wife werenât here to witness, I'd be more than obligated to educate you on proper decorum.â
Something flickered in the creepâs eyes, and for a moment he looked almost afraid. After a moment, He sneered, eyeing you up and down. "I don't see a ring on her finger."
Alastor smirked, and gently lifted your hand forward for the demon to get a look at. His grin was that of triumph, as though he was showcasing a prized possession.Â
Your eyes widened at the sight, a gasp almost escaping your lips. On your finger, was a small gold ring. It was snuggled nicely around your digit, a perfect fit.Â
The Succubus leaned in, and so did you. Where the hell did that come from? That was not there a few minutes ago!Â
On closer inspection, you noticed something about the small band. Engraved in a tiny rose-gold font, was a single letter.
A.
"There, now do you see?" Alastor's grin widened, his demeanor playful yet menacing. His eyes narrowed, as he waited for the demon's response. You felt the air crackle with some kind of energy, it was dark and cold. The hair on the back of your neck began to stand on its end, like static. Which one of the demons was doing that?
The stalkerâs expression shifted from arrogance to confusion, then to frustration. He furrowed his brow, studying the ring intently as if searching for some kind of flaw.
Was he going to try and argue? The proof was there, albeit fabricated. Alastor dropped your hand, and instead snaked his arm around yours, locking you in place.Â
There was no argument didnât, instead, the succubus took another step back. The demon straightened himself and shrugged, like the scene before him was not a bother, like his filthy plan wasnât thwarted by the appearance of the powerful deer man.Â
âWhatever, I ainât got time for this anyway. Enjoy the rest of your evening, lovebirds.â
As the man turned away, Alastorâs grin widened as he nodded his head. âFarewell, and may your endeavors be as futile as your manners!â
He turned to you, that dark look gone from his eyes as he gently tugged at your arm, still laced with his. âNow, my dear, shall we continue on our evening stroll?âÂ
You nodded slowly, and together, the two of you turned away from the creep and began to walk. You had only made it a few steps before you heard the soft knocking of Alastorâs staff hitting the cement walkway. What was he doing?
Behind you, a strangled cry filled the silence, before a loud thump hit your ears. You jolted at the sound, did something just happen? It sounded like someone got hurt!Â
Right as you were about to turn your head to look at where the noises had emanated from, Alastorâs head snapped to you and you felt another gentle tug on your arm to turn your attention back to him.
You looked up at him, a smile forming on your lips as your nerves settled. âThank you, for saving me, kind sir. I could have been a goner.âÂ
âIt was no trouble at all my dear, and please, call me Alastor. I was simply in the neighborhood and couldnât just stand by and let that rapscallion manhandle you like that! Now, where are we off to, if I might ask?âÂ
âOh, well, Magdalene Drive! Itâs a house right at the end of a street, my friend's place actually. Sheâs expecting me for dinner, thatâs why I have this bag ofâŚâ
You became suddenly aware of the empty feeling in your hand. Did you forget to pick up the seasoning after you dropped it?! You groaned internally, your head hung in defeat. After all that, you didnât have the one item you had taken this route to get.Â
Alastor raised an eyebrow at your reaction, and you quickly explained, âI needed to get Cajun seasoning for the meal they are making, but I dropped it when that.. man was harassing me! Iâm terribly sorry, I have to go back and get it.âÂ
Alastor only smiled, as usual, and shook his head. He waved his hand in a sweeping motion, brushing off your attempt to turn around.
âNonsense! We donât need to bother that poor soul any longer. Here, let me give you one from my personal collection!âÂ
He lifted his free hand, and snapped his fingers. In a flicker of green light, a small spice jar landed in his palm. Your eyes widened, an amused smile gracing your lips as you watched the little trick. That was pretty cool. Was that the same kind of magic he used to secretly place the ring on your finger?Â
âHere you are! The best Cajun seasoning you can find in Pentagram City, my personal favorite. I was going to use it for something special, but it seems you are in need of it more than I.â
He lifted his hand toward you, and you took it gratefully. Lifting it to your nose, you inhaled deeply. It was an odd scent, one you couldnât quite place, but it smelled quite delicious.
âNot many dishes require such flavoring, what is the meal you are having tonight?â
You shrugged, âI'm not really sure, to be honest. She didnât say.âÂ
âHm, a pity. Have you ever tried Jambalaya? It is a rather magnificent dish, my personal favorite actually! My
mother was quite the cook, indeed, and her craft would never miss when producing such delicacies.â
âNo, I've never tried it before. What does it taste like?â
âIt is hard to put a description on it. Itâs almost like.. fireworkings popping off in your mouth! Ha ha, that is a good way to put it. You really must try it sometime.âÂ
You smiled at Alastor as you listened to his words. Perhaps, you would.
âWhat got you into this pickle, anyway? Surely you didnât actually feel like taking a stroll so late in the evening, hm?â He questioned as the two of you continued your pace, âa pretty face like yours will cause quite the stir amongst the filthy rats that like to inhabit this place.â
âOh, well, I was using my phone for directions. It died on the way here, unfortunately I'm not familiar with this area and couldnât find my way forward.â
His words finally processed in your brain. Did he just call you pretty? You didnât get to think about that for much longer as his static-laced voice filled the air once more.
âAh, of course. This new.. modern technology is nothing short of a fraud, if I do say. What ever happened to the old fashioned paper map? If it were up to me, we wouldnât be so reliant on such faulty equipment.â
âIs that what your staff is? It looks like a microphone.â You said, pointing to the cane in his other hand.
Alastor glanced down to his cane, and then back to you. âAha, a clever one indeed! Yes, my dear, I use it for my radio broadcasts!â
You perked at that. Radio? You had one of your own at home. Although it was quite dusty, you did occasionally turn it on to see what latest hits were circling around in the music industry.
âYou do radio? Thatâs actually kind of interesting! Do you have a big audience?â
âYes, indeed! Back when I was at my highest with it, I had many listeners. Unfortunately, my absence from Pentagram City has led to other forms taking the spotlight. I plan on rectifying that once I've settled in. Perhaps, you could listen in as well to see what I have to offer?â
You nodded at that, perhaps, you would listen in. He had a nice, pleasant voice. It felt like you could sit there for hours and just listen to him speak. Even if the words that came from his mouth was nothing but gibberish, youâd still let his voice drown out your thoughts.
âWhat about you?â The static dripping from his voice causes you to turn your head, âwhat do you do for a living?âÂ
âOh, well, I work at a menâs formalwear store. So, like tuxedos, dress shirts, and all that jazz. I help assist with fittings and greet guests, basically the doorgirl. Nothing too important.âÂ
His ears perked slightly as he listened, and he turned his head to you. âWell, isnât that interesting! Just recently, I had an awfully rude encounter with another demon, who had torn a piece of my suit. That slippery little serpent got away before I could.. question him about his antics.âÂ
âThatâs awful! Who was it?âÂ
Alastor chuckled, rolling his eyes as he recalled the event. âOh, nobody of importance, I assure you. Just some pretentious upstart fancying himself as an Overlord, with a knack for building rather ghastly creations of destruction. Since that encounter, I've been in the market for a fresh look. If a place of formal employs such splendid characters like you, I think it would be in my best interest to take a look in your establishment for a new coatâ
Your eyes widened, he wanted to buy a new suit at your work because.. you were there? How charming.
Taking another glance at him, you realized he was rather good-looking. His red hair popped out against his much paler skin, it shined against the streetlights above. It looked rather silky and smooth, like you could comb them with your fingers and not find a single knot.Â
And those ears? They were pretty cute, actually. They stuck up from his head, and every so often they would twitch or shrivel in the direction of sudden noises. They seemed so soft too, would they feel as good as they looked if you were to squish them between your fingers?
He was a well-mannered gentleman, a pretty rare specimen in Hell. Not only that, but he stepped in to defend you from that creep when he could have simply walked by. He didnât, and that made your cheeks heat up. Especially with the fact he called you his wife, instead of something simpler like âfriendâ.
What about when he called you pretty? Did he actually mean that? You never regarded yourself as such, but if Alastor thought that, maybe you cou-
âIs this the house?â Alastorâs words pulled you back into reality. You blinked, before looking up at the pale blue cottage snuggled nicely between two large Victorian homes. The talks you were having must have kept you from noticing the large distance.
âYes! This is the place!â You exclaimed happily, finally, you were here. You turned to him, before looking down at your arm, still laced with his. Slowly, you pulled your arm free. The cold that replaced his touch was unwelcomed. Which felt odd to you, why did you want him touching you still?Â
You had only just met him, but perhaps his way of speaking and heroics swooned you enough to miss the warmth of his grasp. Lifting your head to meet his gaze, you tried to see what he was thinking behind that constant smile.Â
His eyes were unreadable, but the cold stare he had given the succubus, and to the other onlookers that you had occasionally passed was missing as he looked at you. There seemed to be a smile in his eyes, one that was meaningful and true.
âWell, I'm glad I could assist you in finding your way home, my dear. I quite enjoyed our chat, it is refreshing to hear from a new face once in a while. Especially one as eloquent as yours.â
You had to keep yourself from visibly blushing. He really was a gentleman in all regards. You bowed your head respectfully, before meeting his gaze again.
âThe only reason why I'm here is because of you, Alastor. Thank you, and I do hope to run into you in the future. Our conversation was very interesting, I'd love to hear more of it sometime.â
He tilted his head at you, as he regarded your words. âIndeed, perhaps we will. Maybe, the next time we cross paths, I can give you a glimpse into my mothers recipe of Jambalaya. Iâm sure your friend would be interested in trying something new the next time you sit down for dinner.â
You smiled at him, before waving goodbye. Turning towards the door you lightly rapped your knuckles against its wooden frame. It was then that you realized you never properly introduce yourself.
âOh! Iâm sorry, I never got to tell you, my name is-â
The words halted in your mouth, as you found the space in front of you empty. Alastor had vanished, not a single trace of his presence remained.
He was gone already? Damn, that guy moved quickly. Maybe, he was just a hallucination, a dream too good to be true. You stood there for a moment, before closing your mouth in thought.
Suddenly, the front door was flung open and a hand reached out and grasped your top. You turned your head just as you were yanked inside. Before you had time to blink, the door was slammed shut behind you. The window near it was shielded by curtains in seconds.
In front of you, your friend stood there. She was breathing heavily, a hand to her heart as if she just witnessed the scariest thing in her life. She quickly held your shoulders, scanning your body for any injuries.
âOh my gosh! Youâre lucky I pulled you in here quickly,â She exhaled a breath to calm her nerves, âYou could have been that guyâs next meal!âÂ
âWhat are you talking about?â You asked, an eyebrow raised at her strange demeanor.
âAlastor! The Radio Demon! Yâknow, the guy that murdered all those overlords years ago?âÂ
You raised an eyebrow as her words settled in your head. That demon was the Radio Demon? No way! He was such a gentleman, and rather pleasant too!Â
âYouâre kidding.âÂ
âIâm not! I donât know what happened between the two of you, hopefully not a deal, but you need to stay away from him. Heâs nothing but a bad omen!âÂ
You smiled, shaking your head at her antics. She was just being silly, Alastor saved you from potentially being kidnapped. You doubted heâd lay a finger on you in a harmful manner.
âWell, I brought that seasoning. Why donât we go take a tour of the place, hm?â You said, pulling her away from the doorway and down the hall.
She nodded, her face lighting up instantly. âYes, a great idea! I canât wait to show you the kitchen, we replaced practically everything. The flooring is a beautiful marble tile andâŚâ
She trailed off as her gaze shot to your hand, her eyes widening at the sight. Quickly, she grasped it, and pulled it closer to inspect it. You tensed, what was she doing?
â..what is that on your finger? I didnât know you wore this kind of jewelry!âÂ
Following her gaze, you turned your hand slightly to see what she was so enthralled about, and your eyebrows raised in surprise at the sight.
Still perfectly snug on your finger, was that gold ring Alastor had magically placed on you. You assumed that it would have dissolved or vanished when he left, but that small A still glimmered in the overhead light.
âIâll explain it over dinner.â You simply replied, pulling your hand out of her grip and beginning to walk further into the house.Â
Your eyes kept landing on the golden band, though. Alastor not far from your mind as you listened to your friend fill you in on all the renovations. It was quite pretty, and it seemed to look great on you. For a moment, a rather odd thought crossed your mind, causing your cheeks to heat as you lamented over it.Â
Would it be so bad if you just.. kept it on?Â
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woah, first fic of Alastor! I thought heâd be the perfect guy for this scenario. i wrote the reader as sort of a hopeless romantic bc itâs the complete opposite of al and i thought it was funny
if you guys enjoyed this fic I can def do more of him! perhaps a part 2?
lmk what you think! :)
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Gonna be using tumblr as my main social from now on but don't worry star wars is still my special interest please talk to me about it. I'll be better about tagging things I promise

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So there are some perks to living in a tourist destination. There are a lot of detractors mostly that you cannot shoot the tourists because you rely on them for your income but you have a semi captive audience with no context for any of the bullshit you spew. You can tell these people anything and they will believe you, the trusted friendly local. Now this is a very much Spider-Man situation where Great Power begets Great Audacity and even worse Responsibility.
My buddy goes on a run and when hes done there is a bar near a creek. So he wades into the creek because the day is hot and the water is cold.
Tourists ask what hes up to, with his running stuff he didn't want wet piled on the shore and him very obviously cooling off in the water. He says he's fishing.
But now here is why I am telling you this story. The universe occasionally aligns in such a way that we get to really really fuck with people and their perception of said universe. The opportunities do not come often and when they come you must seize the day. This is what my buddy did.
So this Creek runs through town and as a result of the highway and neighborhoods and culverts and roads it does not have a great salmon run. It's a short Creek the headwaters are only a few miles from the ocean it never had a great salmon run to begin with. But there are salmon.
One such fish brushes past my buddy's leg. Immediately he knees the fish like he is juggling a soccer ball and pops it out of the water, then slaps it out of the air on to the shore.
This is dumb luck. He could not do this again if he spent years training. Noodling (catching fish with your hands) is a thing that is legal to do with salmon but it is so much harder than literally every other way to catch salmon, including grabbing them with a garbage can. What he just managed is the kind of thing that should make you want to grab the fish and swing it around your head like a stripper with her panties off.
But,
He has an audience.
This is the opportunity offered by the universe.
He plays it cool.
He puts on dead pan straight face on and wades up to shore to grab his fish and nod to the tourists. Someone asks something and he assures them this is the standard way to get a quick dinner here. The tour guide has caught up with his group. He looks at my buddy and his fish and the general lack of fishing accoutrement. Without missing a beat, the guide backs up every ounce of bullshit out of my buddys mouth because if there is one true fraternity it is locals bullshitting stupid tourists.
#cackling#when i visited seattle i convinced half an anime convention#that we live in igloos#in vancouver canada#the rent is really high because of it#when that worked#i told them it rained maple#and thats how we make syrup#yes they also believed that
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im procrastinating the shit outta school work atm and i didnt mean to put this much effort into but like,,,,
commander cody ner cyare
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For some reason this app hates me and adding the reference for the incorrect quote keeps crashing it??? If I can I'll reblog with it!! Sorry for the wait!!
Bly decided to swing by the CG to visit his vod, got some fun stories for the rest of the Commanders. And Fox is very... Very tired of all this osik....
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Itâs Always Sunny in Mos Espa 1/?
Fennec and Boba found the Mandâalorâs dream book. little redraw of this scene from iasip
Happy Star Wars day!
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OH MY GOSH THIS IS MAKING WANT MORE TECH AND OMEGA BONDING!!!
So I was watching some bad batch YouTube videos when I noticed one thing.
This sceneâŚ
Has anyone ever noticed Tech smiling? When Omega talks in the comm, you can see Tech smiling at her.

Itâs small, but itâs there. Then, Echo scolds Omega for playing with the comm, and Tech frowns.

But then Omega plays with it again and you can slightly see him smiling again.

Has anyone ever noticed this before?
Credit to the owner of the video: mandalore CZ
Link:
youtube
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Tech *teaching Omega math* : Alright Omega can you please solve this problem?
Omega : Hit me
Tech : If you were to multiple the digits of 11 and 2 what number would you end of with?

Omega : Seems easy enough
Tech : As I expected -
Omega : 11
Tech *utterly confused* : Excuse me ?
Omega : 11 times 2 will equal to 11.
Tech : I-Im sorry ???
Omega : Is there a problem?
Tech : Omega, where, in the entire galaxy, is 11 a prosible soultion?
Omega *explains to Tech* : Since 2 is beside the X it means that it crosses out and your only left with 11.
Tech : Umm ... Omega-
Omega : Am I not right?
Tech : Well -
Omega *on the break of tears* : I'm not smart at all?
Tech : N-no I-I just don't fully understand your way of solving problems is all. I'm just n-new to your strategy.
Omega : Would you like for me to show you ?
Tech *sighs as he sits next to Omega* : It guess it wouldn't hurt.
Omega : Ok look...
...
MOMENTS LATER
*Crosshair watching Tech and Omega with a smirk on his face*
Echo *concerned* : Why are you so happy?
*Crosshair pointing towards Tech and Omega*
Omega : blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
*Tech on the break of becoming insane*
Omega : And that's how the answer is 11.
Tech *relieved* : R-R-Really ?
Omega : Yep, any comments?
*Slams his head down against the table ; face first*
Crosshair *claps his hands* : Way to go kid, you finally ended his misery.
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do we know the names of any months in star wars i need one for a fake tweet
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