#cackling

[pileofrocksjh]

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[darthstitch]

Vincent Benitez doing the Pinoy thing of pointing at things with his lips.

Thomas Lawrence finding this so cute that he gets a severe case of gigil and kisses him.

Vincent: 😊🤭🥰

Thomas: 🥰😍😘 *steals another kiss*

The Witnesses: 🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢

[timespacegirls]

official bbc doctor who instagram you are insane for this actually

[4bsurdcreature]

"Blinding Stars Bro. Pull yourself together!!"

[waitmyturtles]

(Source)

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

[dmhatesmefordruidcrimes]

@playboybugbear

Well thought out message (og memes under the cut)

[jewish-kulindadromeus]

okay but I have so many follow up questions about an american pope

like can he vote in elections. he's still an american citizen. his vote would count the same (or less than) the average person's (less being bc he's from chicago and thanks to the electoral college illinois ppl count less per vote than say wyomingians)

and sure he's the head of a large organization but it's better characterized as a business than a country, most of its power lies outside of its geographical realm and there isn't a real self sustaining population

and we let other ceo's vote

so what. does the pope get to vote now. will the pope tell people who he voted for. does he have to send in an absentee ballot from the vatican. will the ballot counter who receives the ballot realize its the pope's ballot

yes all of this assumes we'll still have elections, shhh

[a-stray-wretched-dog]

wait guys hear me out

[broresteia]

the funniest thing theyve done so far

[xxactlyperfect]

someone tell me what sis is on about here

As empathetic I try to be towards this woman, I don't know how long it'll take before I just assume she's the next MRA Pearl.

edit: yes, it's an onion article. yes, it's sarcastic. jot that down

[darthstitch]

an interlude: the mystery broship

The following conversation happened, as filmed by Thomas Lawrence, who was, at last doing a better job of figuring out his smartphone.

(It helped that he was already officially adopted as "Tito Tomas" by Vincent's gaggle of nephews and nieces.)

"No mushrooms?" Pope Innocent's... innocent expression was practically perfect, except for the gleam of mischief in those dark eyes.

"NO!" Expansive Italian gestures. "This is a proper Italian carbonara! Guanciale, eggs, pecorino romano - no mushrooms! Would you put that Filippine garum in...." He paused.

"Terrible example," Thomas murmured, from behind the camera. "Patis goes with nearly everything in the Philippines."

"You are not helping, Tommasino! Talk some sense to your sposo, eh?" Goffredo Tedesco paused and took in their faces. "What? Was I not there at your wedding in the Manila Cathedral?"

"San Agustin," The other two responded, not missing a beat. And then, all three of them laughed.

"Who are you and what have you done with Goffredo Tedesco?" Thomas wheezed, wiping away tears of hilarity. The video, at this point, was shaking and he finally had the presence of mind to put the phone down.

"I think I still have the rites of exorcism memorized," Vincent chortled.

"Do you think," Goffredo said conversationally, "I have sent my dear Aldino's blood pressure soaring? Again?"

[feelboss]

[canisalbus]

i am so sorry if this is weird to send but my dash had a moment:

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[habbadax]

I guess you gotta give serious props to Peter Jackson because that is literally still from the 2005 King Kong movie.

Hand-colored photo of a 1920s New York street scene. Looks like we're looking downtown from 47th Street on...Fifth Avenue maybe?

source: pinterest

[mentally-at-home]