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I love Brennan's commitment to reminding you that he was hideously bullied for being a fucking weird nerd, ESPECIALLY when you're watching content about how outrageously successful and beloved he is now for being a fucking weird nerd.

Dita Von Teese was so right, you really can be the ripest, juiciest peach in the world and there's still going to be somebody who hates peaches. And depending on the social dynamics of your school, there may be a few high-status people who hate peaches who can bring enough people on board to make your life a living hell.

Brennan was bullied so badly that he had to be pulled out of school and homeschooled. Those kids hated his ass! And look at him now. What more proof do you need that being surrounded by people who want to kill you during your school years doesn't say fucking anything about how loveable you are or what your life will be like as an adult.

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Yeah

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these fuckass emojis I made for discord LMAO

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thinking of how fig must’ve gone from elf-passing to a full tiefling

do you think her skin would’ve turned red in patches that slowly grew bigger until it covered all of her? do you think sandra lynn and gilear thought it was a medical condition? do you think fig scratched and scratched at the top of her head because it was so itchy and it hurt and no one knew why? do you think, when the horns started to grow in, they split the skin that she had scratched raw? do you think she woke up one day to find blood crusting around two small points above her hairline? do you think sandra lynn tried to style her hair to hide the horns until they got too big? do you think her horns grew quickly, half an inch or so a day? do you think they gave her splitting migraines? do you think her tail sprouted even faster? do you think it completely threw off her balance? do you think she had to quit cheer because she could barely walk in a straight line without tripping? do you think her skin began to thicken, more so than elves’ paper-like skin? do you think sharp fangs grew in under her teeth and pushed them out like baby teeth? do you think she felt like she was teething again? do you think the whole process was over in a mere couple of weeks? do you think do you think do you think-

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"I'm sorry... It doesn't fix this but- I'm sorry..." "Then be better, Thelyss."

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he's free now

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loved that stupid scene from ep137

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Nott: What does [the enchanted dagger] do? Pumat Sol: Well this one, when it's thrown, if it misses, it comes right back to you. Nott: It comes right back to you?

Liam, who previously played a rogue with a belt that made daggers return to him automatically:

Pumat: If it misses. Nott: A dagger that comes back to you? Pumat: If you miss with it. 🎵

Nott: Caleb, did you hear that? Caleb: Sounds like bullshit to me.

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Smth I’ve thought about ever since I first saw wreck it ralph is that in universe king candy is basically an irl creepypasta. Like he’s a racer that only exists in this one specific sugar rush cabinet, every other version off the game has princess vanellope. Literally no one knows he exists except for ppl who went to this one small arcade in the United States. And if the code for sugar rush has been dumped there is no trace of king candy bc he only exists in this one cabinet. I bet there’s ppl who traveled cross country just to see if king candy actually exists.

And then after the movie king candy disappears from the roster forever and is replaced by vanellope but she’s different than every other vanellope, different outfit different personality different kart different voice lines etc

It’s literally that one arcade cabinet creepypasta discussions and YouTube videos about it in universe must be crazy.

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secret lost episode

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Light and Dark

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Post-game Lae’zel!! Ft baby Xan💚 (yes she’s married to Shart)

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Replaying Baldur's gate with my husband and company. Shadowheart and I have bonded over being the only other sane people in that game.

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please give me wings

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thinking about the time quangle and the other timelines where one of the bad kids isn't a bad kid

the timeline where adaine passes the hudol exam and ends up sequestered in fallinel when she becomes oracle

the timeline where daybreak doesn't give in and give kristen detention and she joins a helioic party at his insistance

the timeline where fig does manage to skip the first day of school and ends up dropping out freshman year because she doesn't have her party to motivate her to stay

the timeline where riz doesn't get caught after stealing the tea from augefort's office and ends up with another party that can't keep him from becoming a neurotic mess over penny being missing

the timeline where fabian sticks with his private tutors instead of attending augefort and never becomes his own man