god forbid 5000 year old girls do anything
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Happy Summer Solstice to all who celebrate or mark this day in some way, may it be beautiful and wonderful 🌿✨💚✨🌿
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Worms getting you down? Try WORM GONE!
*Worm may return after space shenanigans
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Republicans are garbage.
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fine i'll do it the vintage tumblr way.
reblog if you don't have polls yet
like if you do have polls
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A small PSA to all those new to dealing with the porn bots that Tumblr now has a fresh wave of – I understand that when you go to report them, you want to report them as "[containing] sexually explicit material", but don't do that. Report them as spam instead.
These are spam bots flooding tags and the website in general with spam links. They often do not have anything sexually explicit on their blog (although they often have implicit material). Plus, these two reports get very different results. Reporting explicit material gets the bot slapped behind an 18+ wall, so minors can't check if they're a bot or not. Reporting spam gets the bot taken down.
Remember, folks: when dealing with a bot, report spam, not smut!
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I think my most unpopular opinion is that I’m broadly in favor of humans? Like, I do not think kangaroos or amoebae or AI would do a better job with the strange miracle of consciousness. I think we are doing about as well as we can do given the extremely strange situation in which we find ourselves.
Like, don’t get me wrong. We are a catastrophe. But we’re also so much else! We make music and art and movies, including movies from 1973 that do not exist. We are capable of such sacrifice and empathy. We pass on information that we have learned via writing and other technologies. We dream about our teeth falling out. We are so strange and terrifying and lovely.
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Look at my old boy
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