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A commission for @nocturn02 of a scene from Phantom at Pride by TourettesDog on ao3 :D!
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Dp x Dc Prompt- Roses and Lilacs
Sam has a daughter. Not with Danny or with him, your choice. But her daughter ended up being liminal because of Sam's exposure and she didn't want her daughter to be hunted by the GIW. Just because they were shut down doesn't mean they were gone after all. So she gives her to Danny and tells him to send her somewhere safe.
Pamela Lillian Isley always knew she was different. That was way before her accident. But now she learned 2 things about her. 1) She was adopted. 2) When she had her accident it didn't change her. Nope it just removed the protection charm that was placed on her, she was never completely human from the start.
[Masterpost]
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yes.
Jazz: I need your help hiding a body
Danny: Welp, that's not something you want to hear someone say when they answer their door. What happened to hello?
Jazz: Look, I dont have time for your sass or your wit. Are you going to help me or not?
Danny: Of course, I'll help, but I got to know why you have a body.
Jazz: That's fair. Follow me into the living room. I need to wrap the body in a rug so we can push it off a bridge.
Danny: We're throwing it in a river? Don't you have a better plan?
Jazz: It's all I can think to do!
Danny: I saw a lot of graves in a nearby cemetery being dug on my way here. We can just bury it in one of the fresh graves like a foot deep so tomarrow when they have the funeral the coffin will cover your body and no one will ever know.
Jazz: Thats....that's brilliant.
Danny: Thanks. So why'd you kill this guy?
Jazz: I didn't mean to! I picked him up at a bar, we came back here to hook up but the second my lips touched his, his soul just detached from his body!
Danny: Thats sounds like you forcefully ended a overshadowing.
Jazz: I thought so too but when no ghost popped out and his body just stayed tied to the couch I realized I killed him!
Danny: Why was he tied-
Jazz blushing: A man died Danny, stop asking questions and help me- *Scream*
Danny: What!? Why'd you scream!? What is it?!
Jazz: Stay behind me Danny!
Jason tied to the couch looking confused: What happened? Did I pass out? Who's he?
Jazz: You....you were dead! For a full hour you were a corpse! How are you speaking!?
Jason: *blinking* Really? Because I feel better than I have in years. In fact I can't even hear it anymore....
Danny: Hear what?
Jason:....it doesn't matter. Look, I'm down for a hook up with you, but I'm not comfortable inviting someone else-
Danny grinning and peaking over Jazz's shoulder: Gross. I'm her brother, she called me because you died from her kiss. Did you know you have death wrapped around your soul? It looks weird.
Jason: What-
Jazz: One hook-up! All I ask is for one hook-up that doesn't have anything to do with death, ghosts or ectoplasm is that too much to ask universe!?
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I especially like the idea that it actually isn’t because other rouges kill them less, some even have killed them MORE but it’s the age old “you can always trust a liar to lie”
Danny and Billy are concerning everyone.
Look.
When your a halfa and someone blessed by the Wizard Shazam, it turns out there are only one of you in the entire multiverse, so you live your lifei n the world you're in, and when you die, you get sent to the next world, and gain the memories of that life.
That being said, the League would liketo know why the actual fuck their collegues have notebooks tallying the amount of times they've been killed by the league or league associated?!
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Red Robin (2009) #26
#did he meet gun Batman (him) in this version#cause I feel like this is getting close to becoming gun Batman
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Happy pride! Graysons an ally and supports brucebat..
Based off the Lego Batman where Graysons happy because he thinks he has two dad's
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I need a situation where one of the younger batkids are in an argument with Jason, and bring up the fact that he "wasn't a good kid"
Damian: "Tch. Todd, you are just angry because you were too busy rebelling to get father's attention."
Jason:
Dick: "..What?"
Damian: "Your degenerative behavior as a child is the whole reason father does not respect you now."
Bruce: "Damian, Jason was a saint."
Damian: "What?"
Dick: "Jason had a self imposed bed time."
Bruce: "He had a weird obsession with homework.."
Dick: "Once, I tried to sneak him out, and he cried."
Bruce: "I once implied that he could sneak out, and he cried."
Damian:
Jason: "Dami, B and I don't get along because of our terrible morals."
Bruce: "Well, I wouldn't say that-"
Jason: "He hates me because we both have extremely fucked up versions of justice that we don't agree on-"
Bruce: "Now, I never said-"
Jason: "I was a child and he hated me. He hates children-"
Bruce: "God damnit, Jason-"
Damian:
Damian: "My whole perspective has been altered."
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On the idea of Jason and Damian knowing each other in the league and Jason teaching Damian and adding the whole idea of all the robins responding to “robin, report”:
Jason absolutely used those little call backs they use in elementary schools, like “1 2 3 all eyes on me!”
So please picture some situation, maybe Damian is arguing with someone and it’s getting way too heated, Jason just tells “hocus pocus” and Damian immediately “everybody focus” and he’s so mortified he just stops and blue screens
ok no i need to talk about this because it’s fucking genius and has opened my eyes to something that i need discussed more.
because if Jason was Damian’s tutor when they were in the league together, then he was Damian’s protector/teacher/authority figure when Damian was what. seven? six? eight? however you fuck with the timeline to make your au, it would be between 5-10 at least. that means that teaching wise, Jason wouldn’t have just been his combat tutor, he would have been Damian’s equivalent of a fucking elementary school teacher (primary school for brits) which has got to be one of the fucking MOST GOD TIER THINGS- i’m now just remembering back to my primary school days and thinking about how that could have gone for Damian and Jason.
-you are right, Jason 100% would use those callbacks constantly. growing up on the streets he was probably well used to having to corral groups of other little street kids anyway; he knows the drill when it comes to keeping little ones attention on him when it’s needed, and Damian is no different.
-my teacher used to whistle really loud and then go ‘back to the centre!’ when she wanted our class to come and sit on the floor in front of her while she spoke, so i’m now thinking that Jason probably has a specific whistle that he’s conditioned Damian to respond to. doesn’t matter where they are or what Damian’s doing, if he hears that whistle he instantly wanders over and plops down criss-cross apple sauce at Jason’s feet. one time Jason instinctively did it when he needed to point something out in the cave while they were both working on the same case and neither of them realised how odd it looked until after Jason said ‘ok you can go now,’ and Damian stood up to go back to whatever he was doing only to turn around and see Tim and Dick staring at them with the most baffled faces possible.
-after they were finished with training Jason used to get Damian to help him clean up the training grounds by setting a timer for a minute and challenging him to see how much he could get done before it went off. if the area was completely cleared when the time was up Damian got a treat. now whenever Damian’s being difficult and won’t help Bruce clean up the cave Jason just has to start counting down from 60 and Damian instantly starts rushing to clean as fast as he can.
-Jason totally has gold star stickers. Damian thinks they’re the most precious thing in the world. both Bruce and Dick have tried to buy their own stickers to reward Damian for good behaviour but Damian does not care. they’re only precious if they came directly from Jason’s LOA inscribed wooden box that he keeps in his desk. Bruce wouldn’t mind if it weren’t for the fact that Jason keeps giving Damian stickers every time the kid comes up with an insult towards either Bruce or Tim that Jason decides is ‘particularly well placed’.
-Damian is mortified that all of these things have stuck within their relationship even though they’re now in Gotham. despite his hatred for it, however, he still instinctively views Jason as the teacher in his life. Bruce is absolutely devastated every time he painstakingly takes the time to teach Damian a new fighting move only watch Damian instantly cross across the cave to Jason’s side and ask that Jason ‘show me how to actually do it’ because he truly does have that childlike belief that as the teacher, Jason will know it better.
Bruce, watching Damian tug on Jason’s sleeve: …i used to be important.
Tim, biting into an apple: d’ya think we could get him to put Damian in time out?
Dick: i actually have seen him do that. Dami refused to stop training while Jason was talking to him so he made Dami sit in a corner for twenty minutes.
Tim:
Tim: incredible.
Bruce: i used to be a father.
Dick: *pats Bruce on the shoulder*
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Unforgiving Twin
DP x DC Prompt (Taking a break from Pride Month prompts for agnst)
Danyal has always wanted to have a normal family dynamic ever since he saw other families on missions he was given. But all he has is a grandfather who cares nothing for family, a mother who loves pleasing her father more than loving her sons, and a twin who always wants the approval of their grandfather.
The fight to the death happens between Danyal and Damian, with Damian winning. It is not Talia or Damian who revived Danyal in the Pits, it is Slade who revives him. The man thought he could manipulate the twin who lost to be a weapon for him. What he did not account for was the body being consumed by the Lazarus Pit.
In truth, Danyal was transported to the Infinite Realms and spat out near Amity, where the Fentons adopt him. He gets what he had wanted, a normal family with the Fentons, at least until he became a Halfa.
When the Fentons had accepted him as Phantom, he was truly happy again. That is until he is captured by the GIW and experimented on.
The GIW make him watch the deaths of his family and friends. This causes Danny to lose control temporarily to break free and slaughter all the GIW in the facility because of his rage.
He won't rest until the GIW is permanently dealt with, which means destroying the main facility and killing all of the members of the GIW. The only problem is that the GIW's main base is located near Gotham, the one place he wanted to avoid because Damian is there. He'll just quickly deal with the GIW main base and find Dani, the only one he wants to add to his family.
Danny is in the process of killing the GIW and destroying the base. He gets attacked by a familiar face, his twin. And then the rest of Bat brigade arrived at the location while he and his twin were talking.
Danny is about to kill another GIW member when Bruce stops him and uses a commanding tone on him. He did not like that. So he used quite a bit of force to knock his so-called "father" away and let all his pent-up emotions and thoughts out.
"Just because you are my sperm donor doesn't mean you can boss me around! You are not my dad! My dad was taken from me by these xenophobic assholes who don't like what isn't human! I wanted a normal family that loved me, but I couldn't have that!"
Before he vanished to continue killing the GIW, he says one last thing to Bruce and Damian.
"If this is how you treat your children, then I don't want to be your son. And I won't forgive you for killing me, ahki. You had your chance when we were in the League."
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[in Justice league meeting one of first times being fully introduced, directly after cyborg]
Cyborg finally recovered, clearly dizzy and clutching his head, “why do I want a book about gorillas?”
“Wait- purple back gorillas?” Red Robin gets interrupted before cyborg can respond
“Who are you and what are your goals with hacking into cyborg” Batman demands the disembodied voice that had been coming from cyborg.
“First of all- you’re welcome. I was not hacking cyborg I was killing the program that HAD hacked him. It was complete happen stance that I even saw the alert and realized I could help.” The voice was now coming from the main monitor of the watchtower.
“How did you get access to this computer.” Batman demands again
“Dude after getting through the stuff oracle set up for the bat computer? I could do this in my sleep.”
“Who are you.”
“Uhhhhhhhhh you can call me pharaoh.”
“Wait pharaoh? THE PHARAOH! YOU FUCKER STOP SENDING SONIC MEMES!” Red Robin shouts
“Red Robin you know this person?”
“No just that he has completely gotten into the bat computer just to send shitty memes and horrifically incorrect conspiracy theories.”
“There was a breach in the bar computer and you didn’t think to tell me”
“I may have done that first but everyone else has too.” Red Robin completely ignored Batman to turn back to the monitor. “What’s the fucking deal with purple back gorillas!”
The resulted in a long suffering sigh followed by a slightly muffled response, “my greatest achievement and worst mistake, it was code to get rid of one of our rouges but now I can’t get it out of almost every code I create I have no idea what I did to do it and I have never managed to do it again or get rid of it! I made it in high school! In the middle of an attack with like three hours of sleep! Why is it the most powerful thing ever!!!
…
Anyway it annoys me to no end, if it keeps bothering you actual read up a bit on purple back gorillas and it should go away.”
“How long have you been in our system?” Wonder Woman asks
“The league…a couple hours the bats like a year, your guys’ security really is top notch no one has gotten even halfway through your stuff, completely venerable to ghosts but the security I added should take care of that!”
“Where do your allegiances lie?”
“Uhhh with phantom…I mean you guys are great, but in terms of heroes that guy has taken on shit just as bad if not worse than y’all and he’s completely on his own. I mean I’m cool with you guys but if my friend meets you she might either punch you or give you a talking to about distress signals and answering calls for help…actually knowing her it will be both at the same time…”
The justice league seemed to be prepared to jump in with more questions and demands but before anyone could break their shock pharaoh spoke again
“Oh shit the ghost alarm just went off I have to go see what that’s about, anyway your welcome for the save and Red Robin I’ll message you later! Toodles!!!!”
“Please don’t—” but the click of the disconnect interrupted RR
“Ghosts is a Constantine thing right?”
Short DPXDC Prompts #682
Tucker finally gets his hands on a Wayne Tech phone. It’s far more powerful than his PDA. The universe trembles in fear with what he can do with just a little upgrade.
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The “door” is a massive black hole/swirling vortex of space with a clear center (that servers as the doorway) and is size comparable to the entire long now etc
Uhhh first post let's go? I've had Danny Phantom x DC crossover brainrot in my head for the past three months :P Never touched either fandom before now though so that's cool
Dpxdc prompt
Every time Danny goes ghost, he's kinda technically dying on command. And when someone dies, they get their own lair as an afterlife. So what if every time he "dies" he just get another lair? Like in the Ghost Zone there's just a bunch of space themed doors sorta close together but not really next to each other? So there's like hundreds of not thousands of doors from the amount of times Danny transforms. And he kinda doesn't know about it? He's still techincally sorta alive so the thought that he has a lair just doesn't come up in his mind.
The day when he defeats Pariah Dark and becomes the Ghost King of the Infinite Realms by Right of Combat, his core becomes attuned to the Infinite Realms that's also sorta sentient. So the Realms are just like "hey there's a bunch of lairs in my Chosen Ones name so I'm gonna give him a welcome present by merging them all together :)"
And then the result is a huge implosion of mass from the tens of thousands of doors and energy from the surrounding ectoplasm. Like a reverse Big Bang. Which absolutely fits with one of Danny's two obsessions: Space. And EVERYONE can feel the aftershocks. Or a certain Death magic feeling. Like a man named John Constantine.
So naturally everyone is just like "wtf!?" Like John calling an emergency JLD meeting even though he barely ever does, and the Ancients are just absolutely flabbergasted that this infant of a new Ancient suddenly has a whole ass haunt in the Infinite Realms that's as big or even bigger than theirs.
And that's just the tip of the iceberg, idek what his haunt in the Infinite Realms would manifest as.
P.S. if anyone had this idea before me and also posted it somewhere, I'm sorry I've never had an original thought in my life
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Danny did his best to ignore the person trying to wake him, but they were annoyingly persistent. After a wave of "Hey"s, "Get up"s, "You can't be here"s and one muttered, "How did you get in here?" Danny finally opened his eyes to see a boy about the same age as him staring while holding up the lid to Danny's casket.
He had thought he was done being woken up after he successfully escaped his superhero responsibilities by running away from Amity, "Am I just not allowed to rest in peace?"
"Not when it's in our attic."
The ghost boy scoffed, "Shouldn't have a casket in here if you didn't want to risk something crawling in."
The guy stared at him for a long moment before Danny decided he had enough and yanked the casket closed again, this time making sure to seal it shut with ice on the inside.
"Hey!"
The ghost rolled over with a huff, determined to ignore him.
Unfortunately, he underestimated how nosey this family could be...
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Its a terrifying scene. The camera angle revealing parts of a science lab straight out of hell. Kitchen knifes and scalpels lay dripping on a table.
On the dissection table- because thats all it could be- lays a small child. Small but noticable gills on the neck, the occasional fleck of scales and webbed fingers mark them as merfolk.
Viewers watch on in horror as the table is bloodied. A steady incision made in the left leg. The Justice League had been contacted but there was no indication they would make it in time to help.
A large Bang! went off in the background of the video, clearly catching the duo off guard. The man turned to his (wife?) with a weird moniter in his hands going off the charts and with an excited yelp they both took off running up the steps that were just barely in frame behind them.
A few long moments later, two teens sneak into the lab. The boy rushed over to unchain their parents 'test subject' while the girl kept watch.
Freshly released limbs had bloody wounds rubbed into the pinned down areas and quiet whispers of empathy were only just picked up by the audio. One of the viewers pointed out that the boy himself had scars in similar places.
The boy picked up the kid and the trio quickly slipped away out of camera view. Soft thuds mark their escape from the house, seemingly unaware of the Livestream their parents were apparently trying to make.
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The story makes international news and leaves everyone on high alert. Government agencies scramble to prove they had no connection to the couple, the GIW undergos mass arrest when their names Maddie and Jack Fenton come up on their payroll. A channel is made to document any sightings of the kids.
The first one is posted after a day. It's security footage from a fast food restaruant. Four teens- the two from before plus a goth and someone named ''Tucker''- along with the comparitively tiny Mer sit in a booth. ''Tucker'' and "Sam'' argue about possible dietary restriction before seemingly ordering one of everything. There is soup, and a burger, the largest cup filled with water they could find in the back, chicken tenders and salad.
When the server goes to deliver everything, the four watch them like hawks, understandable given the previous day.
(Did any of them even know Half the world knew what went down? )
(Did any of them know how Aquaman was taking the news of one of his subjects being injured like that? )
( Did any of them realize that their choice to protect the kid was one of the main reasons war hadn't been declared yet on the human race?)
Jasmine is heard softly encouraging the tiny Mer to eat something, anything and eventually the soup is downed and apparently liked enough that she gets up to order more.
Right before they leave, while under the relative safety of a roof, they swap the bandages wrapped around most of the kids leg and arms and slowly tell them about future plans despite the fact that they probably can't understand the language.
(Jasmine points at a laptop screen filled with a view of the ocean. "We" she circles the group with her pinky "are going there to get you home." The atlantian can't speak english but the way their eyes light up and they relax further into Sams side shows they understand the basic message)
(The sight- of the child definitely scared but trusting them enough to get so close- helps calm the atlantians with access to the internet. Somewhere Aquaman finds himself able to breathe slightly easier.)
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Dead on Main
3/5
All of Casper High knew about the day Fenton started screaming in pain randomly in class. It was two months before ghosts first started appearing, and everyone still considered the Fentons to be nut jobs.
Still, even Dash and Paulina weren’t going to say anything about what happened. They weren’t going to say shit about how Danny had screamed and cried about being beaten until they realized that it was his soulmate. They didn’t talk about how Danny had passed out, or how many he came to school the following weeks his eyes weren’t so bright anymore.
They all knew what it happened. So when Paulina overheard Danny gushing to Sam and Tucker about his soulmate, she was confused. They all were, until star brought up a very valid point. What if Danny’s soulmate was a ghost?
The rumors spread like wildfire around the school. It made sense. They couldn’t agree on who it was, though, not until they got a hold of a few pictures of phantom, leaving the fenton home, and how much Danny blushed whenever people praised phantom. Caused the whole school to go into disarray for quite some time, but eventually they accepted it. No matter what, they all agreed that they weren’t telling the Fentons or anywhere else outside of Casper High. There was no telling what they would do.
(several of the students debated whether or not they should try and get Danny away from the Fentons, but since the GIW was working with the Fentons, there’s no way any court cases would win. So they just settled for helping when they could.)
When the justice league started coming around, they all noticed how much red hood was flirting with Danny and they did not like it so everyone in Casper high to make it clear to red hood exactly what would happen if he tried to get in the way of Danny and his soulmate.
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Dcxdp prompt
I don’t see enough angst to do with Bruce, so here’s my idea.
The world is ending, and all of Bruce’s kids have been hurt in someway. Bruce is running out of options, so he said to call his final contingency plan into place.
He messages the family group chat, telling them that he loves them and is proud of them. Immediately they all start freaking out, and they have Barbara connect them onto a FaceTime with. They’re the only ones who can see what’s going on.
Bruce made a summoning circle. He transferred a few moments before that none of them can really describe appears in the circle. Later on, they all describe him differently. Damien calls him an older man older than Alfred while Tim insists he looks around Bruce’s age. Jason says that he looked older than Bruce, but younger than Alfred and Dick says they looked around his age.
The being looks at Bruce for a moment and ask him in a voice that sounded simply Eldritch
“I assume you wish to make a deal. You know what you must do if I agreed to do anything.’
Bruce nods and grunts.
The being smiles.
“Very well, I will deal with your problem. If you agree to the terms I set so long ago. Do you remember?’
Bruce grunts before saying
“My children are hurt. I want you to heal them too.’
The being laughs,
“why certainly, but you know, that means the deal be a little steeper.”
Bruce nods and takes the outstretched hand. A Crack rings through the air and the video shorts out, becoming only static. By the time they get to the Batcave, the danger is gone, their injuries are healed and Bruce is nowhere to be seen.
Meanwhile, Bruce met clockwork back when he was a teenager. He was a friend of Alfred, and they had a deal where Bruce would babysit clockwork kids or help him in the tower in exchange for Clockwork’s advice and help with tasks. Bruce figured out that clockwork was not human and was a very Eldritcg, but Alfred trusted him so so did Bruce. However, Bruce had been very busy since he adopted the kids and hadn’t made many deals in a while. However, this was important, so he didn’t mind babysitting for a while. there were more kids than usual, though. 
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DcxDp prompt
1/4
No one knew much about the Mechanic. All anyone knew was that he worked for red hood and stayed in the alley, never leaving it. He would do odd jobs and didn’t even request money, only ever wanting food or trinkets. He was known for making things for the street, kids, and you never saw him without a screwdriver in his hand, and a thermos stashed somewhere on him.
Some people speculated that he was red hoods lover, other speculated that he was a former bat, others still speculated that he was a rogue in the making that red hood had picked up. However, no matter who you were, you agreed on one thing when it came to the mechanic
He was absolutely feral.
Unfortunately(or fortunately for those who got it on video) Batman didn’t get the memo.
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Dead on main 5/5
Jason never wanted to see his family die again. He could still hear the replace- Tim’s screams. He could still feel Damian’s blood coating his hands as he desperately tried to put pressure on the wound, could see Dick’s wide yet unseeing eyes.
Everyone had died, except for him. He was alone.
Then he and Danny made a plan.
Danny had been his friend for a few years, and knew loss as intimately as he did. Jason had held his friend as he sobbed not too long ago over his clone/daughter Ellie. He knew that sometimes, you couldn’t come back.
Instead, he and Danny promised each other that if they could do it again, they’d be better. They would save their family. They wouldn’t let themselves loose everything again. They just wished they could do it again.
They were both so drunk that neither of them heard Desiree’s whispered “So you wish it, so it shall be.” Neither of them saw her exchange a glance with Clockwork.
Next Morning, Jason woke up to his phone ringing off the hook.
“What!”
“Jason, it’s Danny. You need to look in the mirror or at a calendar or something!”
Jason checked the date on his phone, and stared.
It was two months before he left the league. As he surveyed himself, everything was the same as the past except his jacket. It was the only thing that was the same. Wait, Danny!
“Danny, what happened with you? Why the hell is this happening?”
Danny looked around his old room. The only thing that wasn’t fitting with the past was his phone, which he had woken up with clutched in his hand. He could hear his parents downstairs. He looked like he did before. Then, he noticed a familiar green sticky note on his mirror.
Here is your chance to save them. Your consort can help you.
Only you two shall remember, but your abilities remain.
Danny clutched the note.
“ I think Clockwork just gave us a second chance.”
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