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Go ahead, you deserve to read a nice book and that ghost you are going to outwit because of it deserves to be shamed for their laziness. Of course if you don't want to get into a wit battle you can also get ghost management and read in peace.

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Good news! If you follow our links in the bio, you can sign up for our free newsletter AND you can purchase your ghost deterrent soaps on etsy while supplies last. Stay vigilant pals!

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Is ghost soap capture a new tech? Yes! This is a good thing. New innovations confuse these out of touch ghosties who try so hard to distract us from our full potential. Stay vigilant pals and stay up to date with the latest ghost mitigation techniques! More Info Here

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Although many puppos can be quite smart, like this lil guy, they rarely show any clairvoyant abilities. Even if you think your pup has the clarity, we recommend consulting a certified clairvoyant cat and/or a professional ghost mitgation team. Stay vigilant!

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These tech bro ghosties are getting so bold! Shoutout to Eggplant, the clairvoyant cat who kept up a good rhythm of slaps on the ghost in question until our field agent arrived with the ghost soap. Nobody was hurt and yes, Eggplant did get a Churu.

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Pro tip: If you need help quickly with ghosts, ask a clairvoyant cat. They know more than us, it's just science! 🐈🐈‍⬛🔮🧼👻

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It's Monday once again and our interns are hard at work! Linda's cowboy ghost ideas are truly inspiring. What are you innovating today?

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I mean a quick field agent scan just to be safe won't hurt! 😎🧼👻

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Happy Caturday! Our clairvoyant cats know, team work makes the dream work! Pet your kitty helper extra today (and drop a pic below if you can) because they work hard to keep us safe.

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Feels good to be apart of such an innovative progressive team here at Ectowash. While others are shaky-caming it up, were calmly leaving ghost soap traps for a clean quiet mitigation process that leaves all happier. Stay vigilent!

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Stay vigilent my friends as it is the first of May and ghosties are in full horny swing out there! Remember there is nothing wrong with asking for help and we are here for you! Keep up on the latest in ghost news by subscribing to our free newsletter. Link in the bio! Ectowash.com

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We asked our lead field agent to answer this one (thanks Faye!), but we also would love to hear your answers. Let us know either here or on our Patreon (patreon.com/ectowash) where you can join our community. Stay vigilent!

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Sometimes you just need to make an acrostic to really capture a teams vibe. 😎🧼👻

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Are you ready to start investigating so you can earn your Ghost Scout badges? Just start with these essentials and you'll do great! For best results, bring a clairvoyant supervisor cat and ghost soap. Happy hunting! 🐈🔮😎🧼👻

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We can leave the doll or remove it, your choice! 😎🧼👻

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Happy Caturday! Are you thinking about getting your very own clairvoyant cat from Mystic Whiskers? Here's a little quick guide to help you see what the best match is for you. 🐈🔮🧼👻