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"i don't ever remember not being serious. as far as i'm concerned, i came out of the womb spouting cynicism and wishing for rain.”
-alice oseman (solitaire)
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"Evening In Blue"
Mark Grantham, Canadian
acrylic on canvas
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I’d work harder at my job if I knew it mattered but my job is literally just replacing all the brown seeds in watermelons with black seeds and I feel like it’s just so draining and pointless. no one can really tell and they’re just paying me to keep up some ridiculous conception people have about watermelon. guess what folks - they’re naturally brown!!
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maybe later we could hang out and take turns bursting into tears
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Me: I shouldn't disturb Neil Gaiman. I shouldn't send an ask unless I really have no way of getting the information otherwise. I'll check old interviews and all the articles that vaguely mention the subject. Of course it goes without saying that I'll read though the FAQ in its entirety. Only then, will I send an ask. However, I'd be very polite and praise his work, as anyone would. I'd also keep it short, because I don't want to waste his time. But I'd keep it very very respectful. I'd be sending a message to a very talented, amazing author that deals with god knows how many like me. Or I'd just stay in the dark and not send him an ask. Yeah, I'll do that.
My Dash:

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