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daily affirmations:

i am kind

i am in control of my emotions

it does not bother me when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone

everyone in the house has the right to be in the kitchen

i am kind and in control of my emotions even when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone

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beautiful women named extreme heat warning keep blowing up my phone

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ghe doctor said no more than two glasses of poisoned wine

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Lets go All Over The Fucking Place with mama

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playing baldurs gate 3 for the first time and theres this one dialogue option that has literally been playing on a loop in my head here hang on

🫵🗣️ hit that country road, old man‼️ im not interested in the junk you sell or the junk you tell‼️🤚

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once you start saying yippee you can never go back

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*jingling keys in front of elon musk* elon they were always gonna use you as the fall boy you need to do something alarming and crazy to get back at Trump jingle jingle oooh you wanna physically harm him so bad jingle jingle elon musk you could totally get away with doing something insane to the president btw jingle jingle

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cigarettes and list of maritime disasters on wikipedia on a cool summer night

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oh downt worry about the beeping thats just my pet bomb #mypetbomb

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"no kink in public don't walk your partner on a leash where other people might see" and just let him run into the fucking road??????

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how am I supposed to tell people that this is my favorite color specifically because of the funny hex code?

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don’t get mad at your doordasher if they’re late. they could have been distracted by the majestic plumage of a tom wild turkey fully fanned on the side of the road

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don’t know why he looks like that ok