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I actually do feel like the "unemployed friend on a Tuesday" meme actually helps de-stigmatize unemployment because it frequently affirms that when you don't have a job you're more likely to be getting up to some weird shit rather than just lazing around. But I also feel like the unemployed friend is frequently up to some random shit because there's a whole pile of miscellaneous life tasks that full-time employment keeps people from. The unemployed friend is helping their cousin move, or babysitting, or checking in with a neighbor with mobility issues. The unemployed friend is a walking thesis on the inflexibility of our current labor landscape and just how much work exists outside of work.

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I pull up I start dropkicking anything that moves anything that even breathes

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"nothing is real atoms never touch each other youve never touched anything in your life" ok. well when i pet my dog he is soft and when he licks my hand it is wet and that is far more real to me than whatevers going on at an atomic level

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gods greatest punishment was putting 1 trillion cool rocks on earth and no one with eyes big enough to see them all

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LOSING IT at Columbo driving his car over a damn rock

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just because i’m not posting about it does not mean i am not thinking about it. absence of evidence is not evidence of absence

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daily affirmations

i am the unkillable faggot

i can exist in grocery stores

i have the shittiest music taste in any room

i have a gun

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She placebo on my effect til I feel like something happened

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Fuck personality tests. Who comes to your mind when I say “Michael”

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Mermay 2025 (11-20) by Christophe Young

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dude your poem fucking bit me

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found this on reddit you know what i have to do