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OOC: I know I JUST came back but I think I'm getting sick again or something 💔 so...i will probably not be very active.... The gods are trying to strike me down

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Heathers or Mean Girls?

brave of you to assume I know what either of these are......

mean girls....personally....

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ooc: on my hands and knees over here pls give me asks you can spam me to death with different ones they can be the dumbest thing ever or the most serious ask I NEED!!!!! ASKS!!!!! SCREAMING AT THE GODS!!!

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and if that theoretical person and symbiote had a friend who theoretically traveled across the multiverse accidentally from their universe to yours, would you have any advice for them as to how to keep this theoretical symbiote alive and healthy?

(In this theoretical situation, assume the theoretical human hosting the theoretical symbiote is a kid without a job or money who is not ok with killing people)

well..uh- Anon, theoretically...it takes a lot of work to keep a symbiote alive, especially if your relationship with them isn't very good because they are very...very demanding... And not being okay with not killing people might not fly with 'em... Because they need you know....to be frank I'm not quite sure how this would work out "theoretically..."

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Eddie are you gregnant? Pregante? Pregant? Pragnent? Pargent? Pegnate?

take your time anon...im not quite sure what you mean...here...

HEHEHE

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Ooc: trans Eddie who clapped also LMFAOOOO!!

ooc: Eddie mpreg who clapped

MEEEE!

ooc: Why are YOU. Here?????

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ooc: Eddie mpreg who clapped

MEEEE!

ooc: Why are YOU. Here?????

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"Good day earth people! It is so cool that I can talk to so many minds through this little device..."

"Yeah, it's cool, isn't it bud? Anyway, uh.. Welcome to this shit show. Uh, feel free to ask questions and stuff; I bet a lot of you are curious about the miserable life of being an alien host."

"MISERABLE!? I MAKE YOUR LIFE SO MUCH BETTER- WITHOUT ME YOU ARE WEAK PATHETIC MEAT SACK!"

"Alright, alright- chill." Clears his throat. "Feel free to ask questions, I bet you all are curious about living with a parasite-"

"PARASITE!? YOU TAKE THAT BACK YOU PUSSY!!"

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Welcome to my Venom and Eddie rp blog.

Eddie's text will be normal,

And Venom's text will be in red and italicized, though I will most likely forget the italicize a lot.

This blog is based on the movie adaptation of Venom.

This blog is a Symbrock blog; they are gay and they kiss and fuck. Monsterfuckers, feel free to interact with wonky questions; it will entertain me.

There will be NSFW content mentioned on this blog; I will try to warn about that stuff in posts, but just be prepared.

My main blog is @whatonearthisgoingon

Ask Rules are below the cut:

Alright,

Don't ask me personal questions on here; go to my main blog for that. This is about Venom and Eddie.

Don't tell me something "isn't canon" in response to an ask answer. I know some scenarios are not (like them being gay gay homosexuals); a lot of this account will work with headcanons, deal.

They're gay here. If you have a problem with that, DNI.

Angst, gore, NSFW, and other topics in asks are fine by me. However, some people get triggered by that, so please put a warning in your ask!

Have fun with it. The more crazy you are, the more fun it is for me!

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Eddie, do you know when Venom's birthday is? And do you celebrate it?

Or do you take the day he came onto earth as his birthday? Or do you maybe not celebrate it at all...?

not quite sure when venoms "birthday" is frankly, and I'm sorry to say but anon I cannot for the life of me remember the day he came here. Mostly because it scared the fuck outta me but I suppose I could if I set up some stuff...would be a bit hard to throw a "surprise" party of sorts mostly because he lives in my fuckin' head????

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Venom can u sing a song for me...:3

I- UH... RUN AROUNDDD...AND DESSERTTT YOU....NEVER GONNNAAA... Uh GIVE YOU UP....PPP

???? -e

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Well, I'm sure Eddie supports women suffrage, don't you Eddie? <u<

No...no I don't...anon why are you spreadin' lies!

HOW COULD YOU!! EDDIE!!! EDDDDDDIEEEEE!!

are you done yellin'

*sniffle* YEAH...

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Venom what's your favorite brand of chocolat? And does the kind of chocolat make a difference as to how much energy you get from it?

WE DO NOT SEE A DIFFERENCE... CHOCOLATE IS CHOCOLATE! IF WE SEE IT WE EAT IT. WE ALSO ARE SORRY THAT WE CANNOT TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN EACH. WE'LL TRY TO FOCUS ON THAT AND UPDATE YOU WITH AN ANSWER ANON!

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Do you guys have heroes? Someone you look up to?

Most aren't real "heroes" and it's not like we're any bit of a hero or such. Frankly they all drive me insane.

EDDIE! :D

THAT'S NOT AN ACTUAL ANSWERRR

EDDIEEEE!!! >:D

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Hey venom! (and eddie) make sure you two stay hydrated. a good slime takes care of its human host and hydrates. >:[

YES! WE MAKE EDDIE DRINK LOTS OF WATER! EVEN WHEN HE DOESN'T WANT TO...ALTHOUGH WE DON'T THINK WE NEED WATER TO THRIVE...

Appreciate it anon!

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He's back!!! Good to see you again.

(I may or may not have started a similar Eddie and Venom rp side blog inspired by you a few days ago..)

THANK YOU!!! WE ARE GLAD TO BE BACK!!! :D

I'll be here too, trying my best I suppose -e

EDDIE ALWAYS DOES HIS BEST!

ooc: aww...im glad I could inspire you in some way of sorts!!! I hope you have fun!!

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WE ARE BACK! WE ARE HERE!

OOC: Well with the venom hype dying down...i kind of got caught up in rl but I am still down to do this blog!! please don't be afraid to ask anything!! <3 I enjoy answering them you have all be so fun to talk with!!

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Not much what’s up with you

(Can believe that worked hehe)

Wow anon...very funny!..

I LAUGHED!