eddieisashifter

[eddieisashifter]

okay maybe im tweaking but is your pfp a statue or like a real person

tis a statue, I believe. not sure which one. I'm actually curious I should look that up.

[eddieisashifter]

I think if I was closer to you id open your bedroom door just to throw something (harmless) at you and then walk away

I would throw it back at you. and also jumpscare you when you least expect. you never expect the spanish inquisition

[eddieisashifter]

I am going to throw you off of a cliff

slay baddie diva mansplain manipulate malewife go twinkboy fagboss

and what happened to "hi, how are you?"???

[eddieisashifter]

slay baddie diva mansplain manipulate malewife go twinkboy fagboss

and what happened to "hi, how are you?"???

[eddieisashifter]

can't talk now. working on an extensive family tree for the mythos I created for a half-decade old world-building project

[eddieisashifter]

AHHHH THANK YOU FOR THE TAG VIPERR!!! (& @avendjarin tyyy we haven't talked much but il your posts <33)

@starry-com @moonyskarma @herashifts @chaaistained @kerryshifts @laylasverse @serpaphsical + the others I might have forgot, ily y'all sm you're my reason for living

favirote moots?

(People you tag have to reblog and say their favorite moots)

Okay wait

@ibrokeurheartbcuzubrokemine @foliverfalls @allyeilishh @addisonraesbaby @emiliesblohsh @bilsslut @noodleswashere @bilsbabyy @bitchesbrokenpromises @billsdollie

[eddieisashifter]

ahh thank you for the tag chaai darling! (and @moonyskarma!!!)

my nonchalant attitude. I can, on occasion, be sent into a spiral (as of now) but I pride myself of being the coolheaded person and the rock when people need one. I still care deeply, but being cool-headed has come with many benefits for me.

my sense of fashion. I love being weird. It's literally so freeing to not give a shit what anyone think of you. once I stopped caring, my outfits started to feel like me. yes, I'm the guy who wears printed button downs and patched up jeans. I like tacky earrings and beaded necklaces. I like graphic eyeliner and black lipstick. I love it.

my intelligence. not to be self absorbed or anything (though I suppose that's a bit of the point) but I am a smart person. I used to hate it because I was a gifted kid and I burned out with both a superiority and inferiority complex. But now, I'm happy with it.

my hair. This one's more simple but I just dyed it again and I'm really happy with how it looks.

my artistic skill. not a talent, because I worked damn hard to get good. But, I was just drawing some fanart yesterday and was like "damn, I really love my art" , and I'm happy to be at that point after practicing for the better half of a decade.

np tags <3 @viperrshifts @starry-com @kerryshifts @laylasverse @herashifts @serpaphsical + literally anyone else who wants to!! <3

Firstly, when you get this, you have to answer with 5 things you like about yourself, publicly. Then, send this ask to 10 of your favorite followers (non-negotiable, positivity is cool)

Tysm!

Okay, this is gonna be difficult BUT

1) I like my hair

2) I like my eyes

3) I like my writing

4) I like my aesthetic

5) I like the fact I'm a bookworm

Instead of sending asks, I'll just tag my mooties/friends here!! ;

The sweet and coolbeanz you, @izumi-miffy

The one and only @3thereality

The awesomesauce @stareyeofficial @chuchucharlie @itzzkaylaaa @crazed-transbian-lunatic and @saturnidiot

My dear @finnosaurusladiesman217

And the love of my life, @h0neybun-xx

That makes 9 people but I don't have any more moots, so that'll suffice I think!

[eddieisashifter]

pictures that make me think of dorian . . .

[eddieisashifter]

THANK YOU I LOVE IT SO

psst I came across a treasure trove of a bunch of faceclaims so here's some that I lowkey high key kinda picture you as if you squished them all together

NO BECAUSE THATS LITERALLY SO ME HELP

just add a shitty mullet with some rat tails and winged eyeliner and that's me

[eddieisashifter]

crazy how not putting pressure on yourself makes you recover from burnout faster. crazy how that works

[eddieisashifter]

AHHHH THIS IS SO VERY COOL I ADORE IT

don't mind me, just adding this to my script... (and the show to my waiting room so I can watch it because its SO up my alley)

AND because I'm a bit older than you and Wens, I can still have the plot I scripted happen (which I should post about at some point) before you guys show up omg this is perfect

I'm never going to have a normal year of school LMAO

[Cobwebs.]

{aka, my Wednesday DR as a show.}

wednesday dr masterlist.

SYNOPSIS —

A group of teens at a school for the occult discover something in the woods, causing them to investigate by themselves.

RATED TV-14.

1 season (for now), 2 trailers (season 1 and 2.)

MAIN CAST —

RAYNE KEPLER as BELLADONNA DARLING

JENNA ORTEGA as WEDNESDAY ADDAMS

EMMA MYERS as ENID SINCLAIR

EDDIE CROWLEY as EDMUND ADDAMS

EDEN CROWLEY as EDEN ADDAMS

"IZZY" FURTADO as ISABELLA NEVARA

ANDY EVERETT as VANCE WHITELOCK

[* Names may change. "Actor" names are mostly randomly picked. Character names aren't.]

PLOT

SEASON 1 —

There's a family that all died in the 1800s. In the woods near Nevermore, the main cast finds a cemetery for them. their last name is Whitelock and theres a mother, a father, a boy and a girl, then two unnamed stillborn twins in said cemetery. They’re the last non-occult family in the town (which used to be bustling and full of regular people), except a kid enrolls at Nevermore shortly after we see something in the woods — Vance Whitelock.

Moving on from him (with suspicion of course), the gang researches more on the entities from the woods. None of them are violent (which one of them picks up, either Edmund or Wednesday) and one even protected Enid from a coyote. It was odd anyway, though, since canines don't usually attack werewolves.

Weeks later Belladonna almost dies since something attacks the group (Wednesday carries Bella back, there's a forehead kiss, and some speculate they're in a relationship afterwards), except from the small amount of footage Belladonna gets from it, it doesn’t look like its from the woods. It looks… human. Too perfectly imperfect to be of supernatural nature.

The group finds out the Vance kid is a descendant of the Whitelocks that survived their murders, went under a fake name, and had a child with an occult person from the town.

He's related to all of this how? Simple: he can control the entities of the forest. almost all of them, as long as they're occult. (Revealed in the last episode of the season)

SEASON 2 TRAILER —

Another person shows up: Tyler Galpin, the son of the new sheriff in town who comes from a bloodline of telekinetics. Too bad his mother is out of the picture to confirm the rest of his abilites, though?

VIBES —

VHS horror, cryptids, hauntings, paranormal investigation. It sounds like we're running for our lives and there's something growling and hissing at us because we accidentally stepped on something bad. The first few minutes/seconds (0:50–2:30) of each episode are of the tapes, sometimes it's just audio recordings, sometimes it's just pictures. In other words, like a documentary.

[eddieisashifter]

thats so accurate as well, the loser older brother vibes are coming out especially well here

also yup. mullet. as if I couldn't be stereotypically gnc enough. its basically this with the shaved sides of the first and braids of the second

psst I came across a treasure trove of a bunch of faceclaims so here's some that I lowkey high key kinda picture you as if you squished them all together

NO BECAUSE THATS LITERALLY SO ME HELP

just add a shitty mullet with some rat tails and winged eyeliner and that's me

[eddieisashifter]

psst I came across a treasure trove of a bunch of faceclaims so here's some that I lowkey high key kinda picture you as if you squished them all together

NO BECAUSE THATS LITERALLY SO ME HELP

just add a shitty mullet with some rat tails and winged eyeliner and that's me

[eddieisashifter]

twas taking a rest day and rewatching my comfort show (agents of shield) and now I want to pull out my old script for it...why am I always like this

[eddieisashifter]

i always have time to talk about my silly little special interest <33 ask me anything you want! I'll try and get back to you in a reasonable time frame (aka 1-2 business days...)

I LOVE LOVE LOVE WHEN SHIFTBLR SHIFTERS HAVE A NICHE. especially when they know so much about something i don’t! like oh you want some inspo for influencer realities? i got a girl for that. how about supernatural realities? ‘cause i’ve got a friend for that too. or anime realities? or f1 realities? etc etc etc.

[eddieisashifter]

maybe its just because I'm crashing out but it makes me so upset when misandrists try and make me, as a trans man, an exception of their beliefs. like...it feels so invalidating

[eddieisashifter]

if you want any help with star wars realities (especially in the prequel era) I am your man. I know far too much about this stupid franchise

I LOVE LOVE LOVE WHEN SHIFTBLR SHIFTERS HAVE A NICHE. especially when they know so much about something i don’t! like oh you want some inspo for influencer realities? i got a girl for that. how about supernatural realities? ‘cause i’ve got a friend for that too. or anime realities? or f1 realities? etc etc etc.