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Muppet Fact #337
Uncle Deadly said that he lost the role of Hannibal Lector to Anthony Hopkins.
Source:
Uncle Deadly on Twitter. June 1, 2016.
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selfie game here we go i guess 🪐don't walk run to my friend's blog to spam her with comments. thank you for the tag love @hellfirehaley 💞💞
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💕💕If you’ve got some pics burning a hole in your camera roll, post em and tell everyone I made you do it 😉✨🔥 tagged by the gorgeous @mvnsoneddie86
NO PRESSURE TAGS: @scooprtroopr @sweetpeapod @sunflowerharrington @hellfiredm @bobbiewritesstuff @hawkinshighdropout @eddies-blunt
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In the middle of a fight against something from the upside down Billy screams at Eddie to throw him the axe and Eddie throws his guitar to him.
“The REAL AXE, YOU IDIOT.”
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One reblog = one punch in the face for Neil Hargrove
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corruption kink eddie making catholic!reader recite the ten commandments as he finger fucks her & eats her out. and she can’t mess them up or even get one word wrong, because if she does, he’s going to turn her over and spank her. hard. with a fucking paddle.
he makes her wear the catholic schoolgirl uniform too, the entire time he does it. when he thinks she deserves a reward, he puts her on her knees, rubs his cock along her cheek, and he tells her: “‘i am the lord your god: you shall not have strange gods before me.’ isn’t that how it goes?”
she would say yes, and he would just smirk like, “so, why are you still worshipping that big guy upstairs, then? i thought we established that i’m your god now.”
she’s stuttering and blushing, but before she can form a reply, he’s shoving his cock in her mouth with a groan. “that’s it, baby. take it all, like a good girl.”
she gags a little, and he pulls out enough for her to stop choking before stroking her hair with one hand. “what’s that other commandment? ‘you shall not covet your neighbor's goods.’ you’re sinning right now in that regard, y/n, drooling over my dick like this.”
he fucks into her throat, rocking his hips as he grips her hair. he sees the little cross necklace dangling around her neck, something he hadn’t paid much attention to until now. he told her not to wear it anymore, but seeing that she defied him makes him a little peeved. he pulls away from her and yanks her to her feet, taking the necklace in his fingers with a wicked grin as he admires the gold chain. he meets her eyes, tsking before pulling her closer by the necklace.
“i thought i told you not to wear this ugly thing anymore,” he says, his large eyes meeting her own. “so, what the fuck is it doing around your neck?”
“i had to wear it to school today,” she says, swallowing as she watches his face shift from gentle to almost angry. “the nuns get mad if you don’t wear it. it’s part of the uniform, and i didn’t wanna get punished…”
“so, if I broke it,” eddie says, toying with the cross on the end with a thoughtful expression, “the nuns would, what? put you in time out like you’re five?”
“not exactly,” she says, and his fingers are at the back of her neck in a flash. “eddie—“
“shut up,” he says, smirking as he removes the necklace and throws it aside. it hits the floor with a soft tinkling sound, and he’s got her jaw in a hard grip before she can see where it went. he takes off the chain that holds his guitar pick, and takes off two of his rings to join it. he’s putting it on her neck before she can protest, admiring his handiwork with a satisfied smile. “much better.”
“eddie, i—“ she begins, but he’s putting her onto her knees again before holding her jaw.
“another commandment,” eddie says, tilting his head as he looks down at her. “do you know the one i’m referring to?”
“the one about vanity?” she asks after a thoughtful pause.
“and what is that?” eddie asks, slapping her with his heavy, thick cock. “say it.”
“‘you shall not take the name of the lord your god in vain?’” she questions. “is that the one?”
“mmm hmm,” he says, holding her jaw open and shoving his cock inside of her mouth as he had earlier. “fuck. you’re really breaking them all today, aren’t you? wearing a false idol around your neck, still worshipping god instead of me, dishonoring your parents by letting me stick my dick in you in a back room of your school, skipping your last class just to do that, killing more of your innocence, your filthy, impure actions, lying to sneak around with me, stealing my fucking heart…”
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Okay umm you sound like the coolest person ever! Can we be friends🥺 (I just got back on tumblr so I’m pretty new here too)
Oh, love, how you just made me blush! So incredibly sweet from you, the very same goes towards your way!
I would looove to be friends, don't even have to ask me about it !!
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Responding to the tag, as honoured as ever to do so!
Relationship status : in a long term relationship, soon to be engaged :)
Favourite colour: beige, forest and mint green, crimson
Favourite food: any kind of grilled veggies, although I am not any near to being a vegetarian
Song stuck in your head: currently listening to "after hours" by Mr. Kitty but "baby hotline" was the one I couldn't let go of in the past week
Last thing I googled: black moon lilith calculator
Time: 2pm
Dream trip: spending a whole month in Greece with my boyfriend, getting high over and over again, not leaving the seashore
Last book you read: "Dr Jackyll and Mr Hyde", currently on the "To kill a Mockingbird" :))
Last book you enjoyed reading: "The Idiot" by Dostoyevski
Last book you hated reading: ugh, "One flew over the coockoo's nest", a great written book it's just myself being too sensitive for it
Favourite thing to cook/bake : anything that requires forming a dough, that's always fun!
Favourite craft to do in your spare time: practicing new methods of cleansing/protection, journalling in my book of shadows, harvesting for more herbs and pretty rocks!
Most niche dislike: being lied to, absolutely hate it.
Opinion on circuses: should be illegal.
Do you have a sense of direction? : well that's a constant fight between my bf and I, since he's so determined about me being confused all the time but then again, with my friends I am always the navigator everywhere. I guess it's just the paternal need in my bf that's making him bug me like that :)
since I'm still pretty much new here, wouldn't know exactly who to tag so everyone who stumbles up on it is free to reblog and answer, let's get to know each other! once again, thank you @hellfirehaley 💙
Tag 10 People to Get To Know Them Better
I was tagged by the lovely @steves6nuggets! Thank you so much my dear<3
Relationship status: married as of last Halloween 🎃
favourite colour: sapphire blue or a deep purple
favourite food: cheese curds
song stuck in your head: Jack I’m Mellow by Trixie Smith (I just restarted Disjointed this morning so here we are)
last thing you googled: “soldier boy actor” 1000% guarantee this was my husband because that man is HORRIBLE about remembering actor’s names
time: 12:03pm
dream trip: two week trip about Ireland and England for sightseeing and shopping
last book you read: I just started the Seven Husbands of Evelyn Hugo last night
last book you enjoyed reading: romancing mr. bridgerton by julia quinn. Holy shit that Polin content was
last book you hated reading: where the crawdads sing by delia owens was such a hard slow read. Never again
bonus!
favourite thing to cook/bake: i love to bake cakes
favourite craft to do in your free time: painting/journalling.
most niche dislike: when people say one thing then do the EXACT fucking opposite
opinion on circus(es): fuck nope. i don’t do clowns.
do you have a sense of direction: I am always put as the navigator when I go on road trips so I guess so?
Taglist (NO PRESSURE AT ALL. If you’ve done it, please ignore the tag) : @dankpunks @awkwardlioness @bobbiewritesstuff @eddiessidegirl @eddies-blunt @friendly-neighborhood-ghoul @eddiemnnson @officialharringtongf @hellfiredm @sweethearteddiemunson
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i’d cut his hand off just so i could hold it forever
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Ever fallen in love- The Buzzcocks
Devil's Dance- Metallica
Do re mi- Kurt Cobain
I'm bored- Iggy Pop
Emo Boy- Ayesha Erotica
September Sun- Type 0 Negative
Bulls on Parade- Rage against the machine
Love in an elevator- Aerosmith
Up and down- The Vengaboys
Nocturnal me- Echo and the Bunnymen
This is America- David Bowie
Song Challenge
Tagged by @thisishellfire
RULES: Make a new post and spell out your URL with song titles then tag as many people as there are letters in your URL.
Evermore - Taylor Swift
Dirty Deeds - AC/DC
Draw the Line - Aerosmith
I Wouldn’t Remember Me Either - Kyle Dixon & Michael Stein
Electric Eye - Judas Priest
Separate Ways - Journey
Superman - Eminem
I Think He Knows - Taylor Swift
Decided tomBreak It - Marianas Trench
Ever Fallen in Love - Buzzcocks
Go All the Way - Perry Farrell
I Always Get What Want - Avril Lavigne
Running’ With the Devil - Van Halen
Love Gun - KISS
No Pressure Tag: @hellfireeddiemunson @eddiemunsonbrxinrot @hargroveharlot @munsons-maiden @86lilannamunson86 @canadianhottmess @chrissyslipgloss @cheerfears @chrissy-crumble and anyone else who would like to join!!!
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