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Demolition lovers as a J. C. Leyendecker painting

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Sisky: Brendon Roscoe?

Ryan, vibrating at a frequency that could shatter glass: Yeah I love him a normal amount.

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gerard spending the last 20 years racking up emo street cred so she can finally put on the greatest german expressionist brutalist stage play this town has ever seen… genius

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the anatomy of a fall

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List of Frerard fanfic suggestions w vague reviews bc I can !! Including word count & whether there is anything NSFW.

Unholyverse - 186,764 words (5 parts) - if you haven’t already read this.. go read it rn. an all-time fave. Priest Gerard, Catholicism, some magic, major slow burn. Background Rikey. NSFW? Yes.

Lethal Attraction - not yet finished - 95,119 words at time of writing - have been reading the updates religiously for months, absolutely hooking imo. Vampire Gee, internalized homophobia, desperate and oblivious Frank. NSFW? Yes.

“that was easy” - 88,050 words - staples job AU, has been suggested to me by multiple people. Not as simple as it sounds. So good. Very funny, kinda angsty, cute. Cute friendships too. NSFW? Yes.

momentum keeps us going, gravity makes us strong - 25,601 words - Eccentric scientist Gerard. Assistant Frank with a secret. Background past Petekey. Tiny kittens similar to tribbles. Bandom fic. Lots of references and assorted briefly appearing characters. Very sweet. NSFW? Yes.

The Science of Sleep - 93,234 words - fucking fantastic. Don’t wanna spoil too much. Involves future/past, killjoys, fights, coffee dates, odd work bosses. Don’t need to know too much about danger days/the comics to understand. NSFW? Yes.

Every Failing Sun - 71,047 words - performer/stripper AU. Lots of trigger warnings but loved the way Gerard’s performance scenes were written. NSFW? Yes.

Life as a Process - 57,366 words - amazing. Vampire Ways, past Gerbert. Some stuff about art. College AU. Parental issues. Very interesting take on vampires & bonding. NSFW? Yes.

Lost on You - 7,014 words - Gerard thinking Frank is straight. Frank being unsure. Some rejection. Very cutesy and a tiny bit awkward. Lots of gay mental rambling. NSFW? Not really. No smut.

The Anatomy of a Fall - 107,525 words - Ghost Frankie, bullies, homophobia, talk about death, dying & murder. One of the first “big” fics I read. Absolutely amazing. NSFW? Yes. Supernatural sex.

Gerard and frank pop their cherries IDK BROTHER - not finished - 9,257 words at time of writing - Not as silly as it sounds. Very awkward, insecure, a little gross, very well written imo, gave me secondhand embarrassment - I literally had to take a break from reading. Very real. Emetophobia warning (not kink). NSFW? Yes.

Man In The Mirror - 4,997 words - ftm Gerard being insecure about his body, Frank being super gender affirming. Very wholesome smut. Made me cry as a transmasc with bottom dysphoria. Oral. NSFW? Yes.

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THROAM PRINT GUIDE!

This ones for the 20 people who liked my last post🫵lots of love☝️🙏🙏🙏🙏

I printed these using LULU , the quality of the print is pretty nice, and the site was SO easy to use. Like. Seriously. The books need to be flattened a bit more, but that’s presumably because of shipping? Nothing i cant fix though.

Speaking of, that shit was QUICK! Books took 3 days to print and only one to ship because they came from somewhere about 3 hours from my house.

Price wise— these were the price of typical books, individually cheaper actually. In total they were $60 CAD, shipping being the worst at $15, but in all honesty, $60 is the amount you would pay for books at a bookstore over here.

(Ignore the fact that I MISSPELLED THROAM??? These names don’t mean shit, it really doesn’t matter…)

As for the books: they’re bigger then i like personally, but they were pre-formatted to be 6 x 9in (US trade,) and as i took the files directly from Anna Green’s blog, they should be the same size as the OG books.

A kind soul on reddit gave me scans of the covers, as far as im aware there aren’t ANY HD copies of them anywhere online? So i had to reformat these bad boys by myself.

I tried to keep them as close to the original books as possible, this was my first time using lulu and i had really no idea how they were gonna turn out— so PLEASE TAKE SOME TIME AND REFORMAT THEM!!

The print would look wayy better if the resolution was higher, theres nothing i can do about the actual drawings, as those are straight from the scan, but the text is a tad blurred and would look a ton crisper if you upped the size.

(Okay so my cameras pretty shitty, but hopefully you can tell that it’s far from perfect. I have no idea what to do about that aside from redrawing the art, so you’re on your own for that one.)

Another problem is the size of the back cover, it just looks big and not even at all. So just size it down, It’ll look SOOO much nicer.

The last problem you should fix is the side bleeding onto the front. I put the cover together on lulu’s site on my ipad, so i couldn’t really tell, but it should be pretty easy to fix up.

This is where i leave you!

THESE are the files

and can do the rest….this wasn’t like. A complete guide. But. Um. This is my contribution to the fandom. I love these books so bad and im absolutely psyched about having physical copies. So spread your yaoi wings and FLY LITTLE BIRD!! FLY!!!!!!!

If you do end up reforming the covers, please send them my way to add to the drive! Also, dm me if anythings off or u need help! ^_^

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you know what i need

eddie getting into steve’s music just as much as steve gets into eddie’s

i want eddie to sing everybody wants to rule the world in the shower. i want him to hum the beach boys while steve rewinds the judas priest tape in the car to listen to his fave song again. i want steve to get home from work and find eddie in the middle of a dramatic performance of material girl while he’s destroying steve’s waffle maker in the kitchen, counters looking like a fucking crime scene

and i want eddie to do all these things unapologetically, like mike and dustin try to give him shit about it, but eddie’s all “what??? california dreamin’ fucks severely get off my back”

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Grey's Anatomy Text Posts Part 1

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grey's anatomy + text posts

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Grey's Anatomy Text Posts Part 2

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reasons i love greys anatomy:

1) i love women

2) i love women with authority

3) i have mommy issues

4) i love watching women

5) i love older women

6) i just love women

7) blood guts and gore

8) they all have mommy/daddy issues

9) cristina yang is a legend

10) they are literally all gay

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grey's anatomy + text posts

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grey’s anatomy + bot description generator (insp)

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🕯 manifesting 🕯

🕯 spooky week 🕯

🕯 2023 🕯

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phil has always been funny but he is goddamn HILARIOUS when he’s not trying to avoid dirty jokes. the man is rabid. this is everything