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Tumblr is the reason why I have something I call the cashier test which is, if i told this to a random cashier at the grocery store, would they think you're crazy at best or at worst would they be warranted in leaping over the counter and beating the shit out of you. Karl Marx mpreg is crazy, but not beating the shit out of you crazy. The cashier will probably talk about you to their coworkers and it might even make their day. Telling someone they're complicit in their own oppression by working a minimum wage job at a grocery store makes them warranted in leaping over the counter to beat the shit out of you.

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The reason why fertility witchcraft is banned:

(Comm for anthrobrand)

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i have a dr pepper coming in the mail

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"That's just Blinky. Don't mind him"

twitter/ insta/cara/ store

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Have fun with your Strawberryless Shortcake idiot

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Handsome lungfish from last summer! He's ready for a beach date

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The way everyone is so quick to turn any mention of depiction of feet in art into a fetish joke is so annoyingggg. What about bare feet as humility, reverence, vulnerability, servitude, youth, et cetera. Nobody's discussing this anymore because of Big foot fetish joke. Not trying to create a dichotomy either btw obviously art inspired by fetish holds equal merit to all other art and can still be analyzed from different perspectives. Just pointing out a prevalent online trend. Also just in general I can think of grosser parts of the body people are getting off to

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Scripps News footage shows a crowd of people, some of them in wheelchairs, being zip-tied and escorted out of the Russell Senate Rotunda.

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a drawing inspired by some of the first furry art i saw on the computer, 25 years ago or so, which was dinosaurs in bikinis playing golf

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mormons undoubtedly in the top 5 worst things the united states has ever invented which is really saying something

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mew period beam

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Sometimes I forget Letterboxd is a largely american dominated website

This made me remember

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Koopas have hair

So something people don't realize is Koopas are capable of growing hair. Now while one might think it's just what I've dubbed the Boss Shell Creepers that have hair, it's not just them. Bowser and Bowser Junior obviously have hair, and so too do the Koopalings not all of them do. Roy and Wendy like many Koopas don't have hair. But what about the other species of Koopas, that is the claim that Koopas as a whole can grow hair. Well in Super Mario Odyssey when you knock off a Hammer or Fire Brother's headgear you get to see that they have hair. The Common Koopa also can grow hair as seen in Koopley and Kuzzle. Also, the reason I call them the Common Koopa is because of the following. Koopa Troopas are members of Bowser's army, and not all Koopas of this species let alone in general work for Bowser. Meanwhile simply calling them Koopas can make things confusing when talks about different Koopa species. With all that and the fact this species of Koopas is so common I've dubbed them the Common Koopa. Anyways back on track. Lakitus are another species of Koopas that have hair, and it's pretty common. In fact other members of the species like Lakilester have more obvious hair. I'd also note Morton's hair is like that of a Lakitu. Now finally to mention the OVA, while non canon it this has many useful parellels to the games. For example several Koopa Troopas in this animation can be seen having hair. This could indicate from the start all Koopas from the start have had the ability to grow hair.

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