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I will never abolish my queue. Not because I’m opposed to long absences punctuated by sudden bursts of posts shot off all at once, no. But because it still never fails to startle my host to see me “posting” at times that dae swears I wasn’t fronting.

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My favourite harmless prank I've heard of was done by this girl whose dad was a geologist, and they'd go on day hikes with his geologist friends/co-workers and when she got bored on them she'd habitually pick up a random rock and go ask him what it is, and one of them would explain what kind of a rock that is, how it probably got here, and usually some notions of the more unusual features the rock had, if any.

And she had a friend who had once gone on a tourist trip to Iceland and brought back a volcanic rock. So she borrowed the rock and took it with her on the hike, and after two randomly picked up "hey dad what rock is this", she presented the volcanic rock, in the same fashion as all the others.

3 minutes later there are five middle-aged and older men circled around this mysterious rock, all agreeing on what it is, but not why it is. They keep asking her questions, where did she find it? Were there any other rocks around there that looked like it? Was it like this on the ground? People walking past the group try to stretch their necks to see over the geologists' shoulders to see what's the source of such amazement.

And in the end she couldn't take it anymore, burst into laughter and confessed. The geologists agree that it was pretty clever.

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Bro why did you censor the snake's cloaca on the snake anatomy post??? It's a snake?

I didn't censor anything, what -

oh. Oh, no. That's meant to be a line to show where the tail begins. Oh no, now I look like some weird prude.

Yeah, that's meant to help people grasp the anatomy and visualize how small the tail is in relation to the torso. Not meant to be some kind of weird snake privacy screen

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Owls create snow angel imprints while hunting in winter when they swoop down to catch mice or squirrels.

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Briana Hertzog

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Honestly? Today is Wednesday and tomorrow is Thursday ☕️💯

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Great hand forged snake window guards on a home in California

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this tweet hasn't left my mind once in the two years since it's been posted

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can’t drown my demons they have pool noodle thingies

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Boops are on 😈

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Sarah BERNHARDT (1845-1923) - Autoportrait en chimère

Encrier

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I hope that at some point in S2, Aziraphale gets to round a bunch of people up and dramatically explain to them What Happened in the best classic-detective manner.

There's people stuffed into nooks and crannies of the bookshop, not all of them entirely sure why they're there. Crowley's lounging in the doorway thinking of himself as the cool enforcer there to stop anyone from leaving or trying any funny business. Just before the big reveal, Aziraphale pauses theatrically before whirling around to point a finger at someone and exclaim "but it was YOU!"

I just think it's what he deserves!

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PRIDEMONTH

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