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Finally meets the repeat offenders that are destroying the sweepers and diverting power and probably caused at least two mako reactor explosions. “Oh…. it’s you.”

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When Leanna’s in the party and they destroy another machine. 

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‘reeve said i wasn’t allowed to murder the president. but he didn’t say i couldn’t dox his bank information to the public.’

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‘don’t stand directly behind cloud when he bends over and has his buster sword equipped. you will get sliced in half.’

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“Requesting permission to kill.” “No.” “Requesting permission to maim,” “No.” “—Requesting permission to mildly inconvenience?”

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‘Could you inform Reeve that there’s a bipedal cat running around the building yelling in a Scottish accent?’

     ‘— oh did he get out again?’

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Leanna sending an email when she’s pissed off at someone in her department. ‘I hope this email finds you before I do.’

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‘According to most advanced algorithms, the world’s best name is Craig. ‘

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‘To make a photocopier, simply photocopy a mirror. ‘

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‘The automobile brake was not invented until 1895. Before this, someone had to remain in the car at all times, driving in circles until passengers returned from their errands. ‘

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‘Before the invention of scrambled eggs in 1912, the typical breakfast was either whole eggs still in the shell or scrambled rocks. ‘

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‘The world is only three feet in diameter. We’re all just really really tiny.’

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‘Androids that insist on going into space are inferior to androids that don’t. ‘

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“This is my brother. His name is Cait Sith. He likes to think he can tell the future but really he’s just running a fortune cookie generator module he found online…”

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‘If a walking, talking cat approaches you saying he’ll read your fortune. Don’t give him your money. He’ll just spend it on catnip.’

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in order to successfully ground leanna you have to put her in airplane mode..

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     “This is my brother. — I’m aware he looks like a Disney park reject but please, try to love him. He’s not that bad, sometimes maybe most of the time, really. He’s okay. Not all the time.”