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my journal has been set ablaze. writing this on Alan's copy of Snoop Doggs cookbook. The shop is dead can someone I know stop by :(

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Last night I was spending the night at Sams house, we were about to fall asleep when we hear his grandpa revving up a lawnmower. I'm so done

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this valentines day I'm going to the store and jumping into the cart of stuffed bears instead of asking anyone to be my valentine

People are making out in the shop love ain't shit get a LIFE PLEASEEE

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why were you and Alan bullying Sam when he first walked into the shop

because he looked like a poser

I wasn't bullying or intimidating him, it was simply a vibe check and I gave him some grace cause he was very uncomfortable

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So I'm at the shop today and it was really hot out today, so I decided to wear my new jeans shorts. Now they looked really good on me but then I saw ALAN wearing jeans shorts similar to mine, so obviously I was like; "Alan, change." and he was like "But this is my outfit today I planned it last night" and I was begging him to change and he was like "Nooo"

So Sam walks in and he sees my jean shorts and he's like "Those are amazing" and I thank him because I just bought them the other day and I said to him "But Alan had to copy". Sam told Alan to change and it was like a whole argument.

Anyways my jean shorts look better on me xx

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Do you and/or Alan have girlfriends? Or do girls distract you from vampire hunting?

We've both dated a few girls before, but we decided they may interfere with our vampire hunting and we should just focus on that

And also some women freak the fuck out when we say "Yeah we hunt night-stalking predators that feed off of humans"

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I was reaching for a box of comics on the top shelf in the break room, and t fucking fell on my head. why the fuck is paper so heavy

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I literally hid in my closet for days after Alan and Sam found this book and I'm scared Alan is gonna call me a chick and that Sam wont talk to me anymore what the fuck do I do

good thing is I got my journal back... But at what cost???

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alan and Sam found my diary journal and started throwing it back and forth to each other.. I saw Sam open a page and I'm hoping to God he didn't see a certain something...

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alan just screamed Thick of It by KSI at me

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Nuh uh jacob is NOT hot 👎👎

yes he is!!!11!1!!!1!1!

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That shit was ass

I'm really happy today cause I can actually see Sam again, us and Alan are gonna watch some bullshit called 365 days I'll update on how that goes

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I'm really happy today cause I can actually see Sam again, us and Alan are gonna watch some bullshit called 365 days I'll update on how that goes

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yes

Somehow I'm not surprised you are Team Jacob

hes a little less terrifying to look at

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carlisle was hotter

nuh uh he looks like an easy bake oven

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Shorty

what the sigma

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Sam now knows my voice isn't as gruff and deep as I force it to be so now I'm sad cause he doesn't think I'm as intimidating

So I was on the phone with him since I still can't go back to work and since my lungs and throat hurt like a bitch I accidentally let my actual voice slip, and he was like "what was that" and I just had to play it off as "oh it just does that when I'm sick" but now I feel bad for lying but it's too late to go back