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youre telling me a ham fisted this metaphor??

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i work at pokemon and my dad said sobbles final stage evolution will look like gex but blue and aimed at onceler fuckers

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I'm always shitting in locations like this

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hey, tag this with a food people get really upset about you not liking

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first time I ever went to the animal shelter and picked out my own animal was surreal. we had so many animals growing up but we never picked out any of them. and sure that’s normal for cats. they just showed up and we adopted them. but it didn’t end there.

we had a ball python because my mom was on a walk with her friends, saw it on the ground (this was Ohio) said “woah! that’s not native!” and put it in her purse. we advertised but never found the owner so we kept the purse python.

we ended up with a corn snake during a hurricane because my mom went out to get one of the cats and the corn snake was so little it came blowing through the air like a branch and my mom reached out and grabbed it out of the air to save it.

actually the point of this post is lost because I typed this far and realized the universe was maybe just sending my mom snakes specifically.

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fuck you level 5: the gifset: the life

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I am not spiralling, I am just following a suspiciously curved path

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imagine u lived in elder scrolls and your khajiit friend was like "ah, come and look upon khajiit's son, a fine warrior that one will be one day, yes?" and he just shows u this

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it's the last day you can rb this

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Reblog to have the most homoerotic year of your life 2024

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make your own foot scrub