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Something’s wrong.

Something. Feels. Wrong.

Staying at Edgy’s for a while…

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* bad news the kid is harrassing me

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* good news we got our cat back

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* yeah kid, we're friends

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supersecretserver‌:

OH, OKAY! THAT’S VERY NICE OF YOU! I’M GOING TO REMEMBER THAT. WHAT’S YOUR NAME?

 I’VE BEEN SAYING MINE THE ENTIRE TIME AND I HAVEN’T HEARD YOURS YET!

* edgy, friends call me edgy

* it’s nice meeting you kid

I LIKE YOU, EDGY! DOES THIS MEAN WE’RE FRIENDS?? BEST FRIENDS HAVE ALREADY BEEN TAKEN, THOUGH.

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OH, OKAY! THAT’S VERY NICE OF YOU! I’M GOING TO REMEMBER THAT. WHAT’S YOUR NAME?

 I’VE BEEN SAYING MINE THE ENTIRE TIME AND I HAVEN’T HEARD YOURS YET!

* edgy, friends call me edgy

* it’s nice meeting you kid

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I NEVER GET SCARED! I’M BRAVE! 

 BUT UM… WHY..? NOT THAT THE GREAT PAPYRUS CAN’T HANDLE ANYTHING, BUT THAT SOUNDS SUPER OMNIN… OMENO… 

 MYSTERIOS!

* you’re thinking of the word ominous kiddo

* an yeah sorry i was trying to sound supportive an s- nice. 

* don’t worry about it

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OH! YOU’RE RIGHT! I CAN SEE HOW THAT’D HAPPEN. 

NO WONDER! I’LL HAVE TO MAKE SURE THEY BOTH KNOW THEY’RE BOTH IMPORTANT TO ME, OR MY NAME ISN’T THE GREAT PAPYRUS!

* and where will we be without the great papyrus? you do good kid.

* an’ listen. lots of folks here are thinking about you an’ your bro so

* for any reason, any reason at all. if you get scared or worried, we’re just a message away okay?

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I DO? THEY CAN’T BE AS GREAT AS ME! BUT THEY MUST BE PRETTY CLOSE. THAT’S FINE. IF I CAN’T PLAY WITH UNDYNE AND SANS IS AT WORK, I GO PLAY IN THE SNOW. 

 OF COURSE, THEY CARE, THEY’RE MY BROTHER AND BEST FRIEND. BUT I DON’T THINK THEY LIKE EACH OTHER THAT MUCH, NOT SURE WHY. 

* heh for sure kid

* an’ yeah... it can be tough when your favorite people don’t get along. as long as they don’t drag you into their drama of course.

* i’m sure they’re just fighting over who’s your best friend. seems like a good reason to bicker.

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I’LL PLAY WITH UNDYNE WHEN SHE’S AROUND! SHE’S MY BEST FRIEND! SOMETIMES SHE CAN BE KIND OF MEAN TO THE OTHER KIDS, THOUGH. I DIDN’T MIND GIVING THEM MY 5 GOLD! THEY SAID IT WAS SUPER IMPORTANT.

* man you remind me of a guy

* just... stay close to your real best friends. your bro and undyne seems like they care a real lot for you.

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* is that so kid? well looks like he's put them in good hands. * what do you do when your bro is away?

HELLO!! MY BROTHER SHOWED ME HIS SUPER SECRET PROJECT, I’M GONNA BE RESPONDBEL FOR IT WHEN HE HAS TO STAY AT WORK!

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* ey kiddo * what's a cool guy like you doing here?

THIS IS THE GREAT PAPYRUS! I’M SANS BROTHER! 

AND I’M GREAT! SANS IS GREAT, ALSO

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* you can say that again

ಠ_ಠ

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* ...yeah. 

* that shit’s gonna hurt.

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* plot thickens

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* ‘m shocked i tell you. shocked.

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Curses are meant to be charged

The more time I go without saying a curse word the stronger my next curse word will be

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* HA