edraculation
edraculation
playing and having fun
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public transit enjoyer. inaturalist user. getting into fishing. lesbian.
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edraculation · 6 hours ago
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loveeee putting "the" in front of the names of stores when talking about them. im going to the kroger do you need anything. i saw some at the costco. they had a great deal today at the safeway. so awesome
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edraculation · 6 hours ago
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still thinking about the six foot tall purple haired collar wearing transfem who works at the petsmart near me
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edraculation · 6 hours ago
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women are so awesome
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edraculation · 6 hours ago
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so true
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edraculation · 6 hours ago
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can i make a drawing request. somebody. anybody
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edraculation · 7 hours ago
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forgot i put my spare glasses on a styrofoam head in my closet and nearly shit my pants on my way to bed
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edraculation · 7 hours ago
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Wondering what the longest wait time for a government response to a petition is. Hm.
Anyway UK citizens please sign this one, the goal is 100,000 signatures and we're nearly 3 quarters the way there! (As of posting, 74,885)
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edraculation · 9 hours ago
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i would like to propose a new accessibility feature for movies where every time a brown-haired white man comes on screen they tell me which one he is
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edraculation · 9 hours ago
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shipping costs are getting insane even within the us. i just went to order TWO 25 watt lightbulbs (6.99) and shipping brought it up to $21. horrible
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edraculation · 9 hours ago
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literally my second biggest flex is that the guy behind osha official is my mutual. first biggest flex is that there's a discord server dedicated to hating on me
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edraculation · 9 hours ago
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grinding our bulges together but mine has a higher rating on the mohs hardness scale so when we pull back yours has been ground to nothing
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edraculation · 15 hours ago
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everybody wants a cute cottagecore garden until you're covered in dirt hauling 30 pounds of mulch in a squeaky wheelbarrow trying to swat off every wasp and fly in the country and you trip over the thickest clump of grass you've ever seen and you're sure your head is about to actually physically explode into meat
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edraculation · 15 hours ago
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Finally got this thing mounted! I’m so happy with how it looks! 🍊🍊🍊
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edraculation · 15 hours ago
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this house is a prison 😂
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edraculation · 18 hours ago
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It may seem strange how many "progressives" are angered by the pretty obvious and milquetoast assertion that "Bigotry is a problem of broader society that manifests on many websites in many ways". But if you concede that 4chan isn't this unique font of absolute evil, a certain sort of tumblr user would lose one of their favourite pejoratives for trans women. Like the whole "4chan basement loser" thing already fits into their idea of trans women (at least the ones they don't wanna fuck) as "pathetic fail men". And by acting like mere association with 4chan (real or imagined) politically taints you in a way that say facebook or tumblr doesn't, you don't even have to feel guilty because those weird trannies are obviously bad people who love bigotry no further explanation needed. Sure there's no shortage of ways you can justify harassing trans women but a lot that requires more work; you need to spend like 5 seconds looking up what she actually said or did. Throwing out "they're a channer" (while yourself being a tumblr user) is just too convenient to give up
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edraculation · 18 hours ago
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that "outfit repeater meal repeater movie rewatcher" meme is absolutely insane to me. that's normal. that's completely normal standard behavior for a regular person who isn't under the thumb of overconsumption-based capitalism. if you only wear outfits once i don't even know what to say to you to be honest
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edraculation · 19 hours ago
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sunscreen is so expensive. having to order a new one and it hurts me. equate better not let me down
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