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Stan: *Hits head and passes out*

Eddie, panicking: Quick, call 911!

Richie, panicking even more: What's the number!!

Stan, while still unconscious: You dumb bitch....

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Do not try this at school

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Eddie : Bill gets Stan flowers every day. I wish you'd do that too.

Richie : ... Okay?

[Next day]

Richie : [Gives Stan flowers]

Stan : What?

Richie : Yeah, I don't get it either.

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Bill: If I'd have one dollar for everytime a killer alien clown had murdered someone I love after ripping off their arm I'd have two dollars, which isn't a lot but it's weird that it's happened to me twice.

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so i just watched IT Chapter 2

...AAAAND i’m spiralling again thanks for being along for the ride

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pennywise, about to kill stan: any last words?

stan: thanks

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It works too! tried it myself

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Ben: Why are you naked? Bill wants everyone at the quarry in ten minutes.

Eddie: I don't have any clothes.

Ben: [opens the closet] What are you talking about? You have shirts, pants, hi Richie, shoes, jackets-

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fellas is it gay to co-star in a movie with someone who looks and acts a lot like your dead bf?

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richie, probably: uhh my boyfriend, who bled out in the sewers and was thought to be dead, just sent me this..

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Richie as a dad

Richie: Son, we need to talk about your report card.

Child: Dad, I can explain–

Richie: Your grades spelled out AC/DC so here’s a high five and your bedtime is never

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He’s grown so much

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stanley when richie boutta do some dumb shit but he kind of wants to see how it plays out 

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Каждый имеет право на образование

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If y’all still post IT content can  you please rb so I can follow you, I swear there is like 3% of the fandom left since the hype died down

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gay nerds!!!