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Hellfire Magazine ft. Hawkeye

Inspired by the graphic design community on the official Marvel Rivals discord server! - With influences from Vogue magazine and the Hellfire Gala comics

Adobe Photoshop, Illustrator

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...Is it that time already

Summer is here! Where did the time go, eh? Us Mods are gathering once again as we crawl out from our hibernation. We're wiping the sleep from our eyes, well-rested and ready to plan this year's whumpfest!

Keep an eye out for graphic updates, a refreshed FAQ, and of course, your chance to pick your favorite tropes to be included in this year's list!

We hope your blorbos have had a relaxing summer, because Whumptober is returning soon!

Stay tuned x

- Mods Yenn, Vanne, Kitty and Surro

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Summary:

At the Penumbra, you might follow Juno Steel, a brooding, sharp-witted private eye on Mars, as he tangles with an elusive homme fatale, tracks dangerous artifacts of an ancient alien civilization, and faces his three greatest fears: heights, blood, and relationships.

Or you might enter the world of the Second Citadel, where the merciless Sir Caroline must corral a team of emotionally distraught all-male knights to defend their city against mind-manipulating monsters...even the ones they’ve fallen in love with.

These audio dramas and more await you in the Penumbra, dear traveler. We hope you enjoy your stay.

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a birthday surprise from the tracksuit mafia

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Juno: I have an idea

Nureyev: A good one right

Juno:

Nureyev: RIGHT

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I always forget how close it is that Edgeworth had lost and regained his badge in Prosecutor's Gambit to Phoenix losing his.

Edgeworth gives up his badge on April 5th and is reinstated on the 8th.

Phoenix takes Zak on as a client on April 18th and presents the forged evidence the next day. We don’t have a concrete date as to when he lost his badge other than it was probably before May 3ed as that's when Trucy is adopted.

4 weeks total pass between the date that Edgeworth guves up his badge and Phoenix having for sure lost his.

Like man any closer together, and they would have been without their badges at the same goddamn time.

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Those who understand understand.

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(opening the author’s works page after finishing a fic) and if im lucky they’ll have written this exact same fic but different a bunch more times

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cost you to keep me quiet

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rare vent art from a few months ago

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I assure you: somebody, somewhere, is on the exact same wavelength as you are.

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This work is very dear to me, since it's from a fic I loved but never finished reading. I can't stress enough how much I love it.

It's obviously Apollo and Trucy in a Parent's trap AU, with Narumitsu as the parents. You should absolutely check it out in Ao3!

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working hard

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block. delete.

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My dad raises grass-fed beef cattle and I help him sell it, mainly by maintaining an online presence. For a while, I kept having the most ridiculous conversations with people who I assume were marketing students. I didn't want to be rude so I'd try to let them down gently but this one guy just kept insisting that with his magical marketing skills he could grow our business.

What he could not seem to comprehend is that we could not grow our business, at least not without significant time and monetary investment. Cows take two years from pregnancy to the size that you can sell. If we buy adult cows, our margins become razor thin or even negative. Even if we somehow could acquire some cows, our barn and hay fields are already near maximum capacity. Renting another field would be relatively easy, building a bigger barn not so much.

Cows are living animals, they aren't widgets that can be produced infinitely. Besides that, many businesses inherently cannot grow, because if they do they'll become something else. The delicious bakery down the street cannot produce much more than they do, if they began mass marketing and production they'd eventually be selling the equivalent of Twinkies. We grow grass-fed, organic beef, if we expanded how long would that last? Eventually we'd become the very factor farms that we hate. Some things can only ever be made on a small scale and they are usually the best things.

But also, what are they teaching them at marketing school and how is it so disconnected from reality?

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something about foreshadowing being more prominent the second time around reading a story but in a way that the meaning is changed forever and you can never view a story the same as you once did before. do you know what i mean.

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Something that I've been thinking about now that I've replayed Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney Trilogy again that Case 3-5: Bridge to Turnabout. There is only one reason why this case even happens how it does, and it's because Misty Fay channeled Georgery Edgeworth, who was always going to say that it was Yanni Yogi who killed him. It wouldn't have mattered had Morgan been the master and channeled him he still would have said Yanni Yogi. They would still have ended up with the family name in the dirt.