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co-captain cuddles

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👾: Your theme is awesome!

oh thank you anon!!! 💖

ask game

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I made my Catholic mom happy by telling her that I wanted my dad to paint a pair of angels for my room.

She wasn't happy anymore when she saw the result and I have no idea why 😇

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not now mom i’m wasting my life on a website the entire internet believes to be dead

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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

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Bonus:

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Hannibal and Will (2015) Mads and Hugh (2024) [x]

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The majority of people are horny. People are always going to be horny. You cannot stop people from being horny. Throughout history there have been extensive attempts to suppress horniness and they haven’t worked. You can be mad about it all you want but horniness will prevail against any adversity. There will always be an aspect of horniness within society. Sexuality cannot be contained by having missionary sex with your spouse alone in the privacy of a dark bedroom.

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alex’s likes give me life

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[takes u all gently by the hand] conspiracy theories, misinformation, and reactionary posts are just as dangerous when they are about something you agree with. even more so, actually. be careful not to spread something just bc you think it SHOULD be correct to further your stance on something. that does not make it true.

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Thinking about how Doctor Who took the comforting sentiment that is "you are not alone" and turned it into a threat.

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i want to share with you some of my favourite graffiti from Pompeii

“Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!“ 

“Amplicatus, I know that Icarus is buggering you. Salvius wrote this.“ 

“We two dear men, friends forever, were here. If you want to know our names, they are Gaius and Aulus.“

“Floronius, privileged soldier of the 7th legion, was here. The women did not know of his presence. Only six women came to know, too few for such a stallion.“

“On April 19th, I made bread.“

“ I have buggered men.“

“If anyone does not believe in Venus, they should gaze at my girlfriend.“

“It took 640 paces to walk back and forth between here and there ten times.“

“Chie, I hope your hemorrhoids rub together so much that they hurt worse than when they every have before!“

“Epaphra is not good at ball games.”

“Two friends were here.  While they were, they had bad service in every way from a guy named Epaphroditus.  They threw him out and spent 105 and half sestertii most agreeably on whores.“

“Secundus likes to screw boys.“

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mutuals you would sit on a power line like little birds with

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what terminally online looks like will depend on your primary platform. twitter brain worms look very different from tiktok brain worms and tumblr brain worms are a whole other species

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ed/stede - hot & heavy

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with the way this show progressed, we'd have seen Ed's bare ass as the first scene of s3

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so i’ve definitely reached the acceptance stage when it comes to the show being gone. but like…idk. part of me just can’t comprehend that it’s over. the cancellation of a show this special is so thoroughly illogical i can’t get my brain to actually take in that there will never be more episodes. they were setting up so much in the finale and i really thought we were going to see all of it.