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edthegayguy · 11 months ago

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bearbutt420

youd always had a thing for big guys. and by big guys, you meant big. the fatter the better, you were really into superchubs, especially guys with plenty of muscle underneath the pudge. something about fucking a guy double or triple your size, you couldnt explain it, its just what youd always been into.

one day, you were scrolling through a hookup app when you saw him. the hottest guy youd ever laid eyes on.

bearbutt420 was his username. tan skin, thick curly black beard, handsome face, and a cheeky grin. he was flexing his bicep and winking in his avatar, displaying a thick curly tangle of hair in his pit. ‘vers bottom, love facesitting and being fisted’ your cock twitched. you began to flick through the pictures on his profile. fuck! dude was gorgeous! he was hairy all over. from his powerful broad shoulders, to his big round belly, gargantuan biceps, to his PHAT ass - all covered in dense ringlets of curly black hair. and that ass… fuck… yknow, the term ‘bubble butt’ is often overused nowadays, but let me tell you this guy had ASS. it was like two furry beachballs. you could almost smell it just from the pictures…

so you decided to meet up. he was hosting, so you nervously knocked on the door. the first thing that hit you as the door opened was the SMELL. it was like pure manstink. beastly and pungent. it almost knocked you out. as you came to your senses you became aware of the enormous bulge which was practically face-level with you. you looked up at the giant towering over you, he had to be atleast 8ft tall. you could barely make out his face from the thick tangle of beard. ‘are… are you bearbutt420? …’ you dont know why you asked, who else could it be. he laughed heartily, his belly and fat pecs shaking as he did BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRP! he belched right in your face, literally blowing your hair back like a cartoon. you straightened your glasses and he laughed even harder. ‘im… uh… im here to… im ‘dilf_fister_69′…’ ‘come in’ he boomed with a smile, he had the deepest voice youd ever heard. he led you inside and you followed behind him. his enormous ass shaking right infront of your face as he walked, farting with every step. powerful, beastly farts. each asscheek was bigger than your head. the ‘beachball’ description wasnt an exaggeration. it was like barbeque marinated ass in there. the air in the entire place was thick with stench. you were salivating.

the bed, like all the other furniture in the house was steel-reinforced. and atleast double usual size and clearly made to withstand industrial level damage. he picked you up effortlessly and sat you down on the bed surprisingly gently. you felt the dampness of his sweat as he did so. he didnt even take off his shirt, he just tore it; revealing his gorgeous round furry physique. as much fat as he had muscle, and both in ample store. his whole enormous body was covered in thick black hair like a gorilla, damp and curly with sweat, with no border at all between the fur on his face, chest, back, belly, etc. he was just one huge hairy beast all over. his massive pecs like a pair of fat hairy tits, visibly sweaty underneath. his chest and shoulders were so broad that his nipples were pointing towards his armpits. and fuck, his nipples. like fuckin bullets. even the hair on his arms was thick and bushy like pubes he hefted his bulk onto the mattress and sat down. you climbed ontop of him, exploring the bushy forest of his body with your face. dude was truly mountainous

‘ok, here are the ground rules’ - you couldnt get over how inhumanly deep his voice was. ‘say ‘stop’ if you wanna stop, and if i cant hear you - pinch me. and, uhhhh… try not to get too carried away, hehe’ he said, prizing you away from the rich musky forest of his armpit. ‘you dont wanna get lost, thats happened before’ you laughed at the thought of getting lost in one of this enormous mans crevices. sounded like heaven tbh. ‘so what should we do first?’ you said, in a shy but eager way he smiled widely ‘i know what youre here for’ BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPRPPRPRPRPRPPRPRPRPRPRPRPRPPPPPPPPPTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT! his facial expression barely changed as that behemoth of gas ripped through his sphincter. it was actually shaking the whole bed. it was almost scary how powerful it was. you expected it to stop after 20 seconds, but it just kept going. PPPPPPPRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPTTTTTTffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffrrrrRAAAAAAWWWWWWWWP 30 seconds, 40 seconds, one whole fucking minute it was like machine gun fire, mixed with the sound of a wet rubber trumpet. it got wetter and sloppier the longer it went on. you looked up in awe at his proud masculine face as he released the behemoth of gas. you began coughing from the fumes and the last few prarps came out in time with his chuckles. ‘think you can take that straight to the face?’ a terrifying, but incredibly hot concept. ‘here, take a sniff’ he lifted the waistband of his shorts (which were so big you could probably have used them as a tent) you shimmied yourself around and stuck your face in and took a deep breath. pure beastly manfunk, better than anything youd smelled before. pungent, hempy, slightly sweet… you needed more, you stuck your whole head in and nuzzled it around in his elephantine crotch, huffing up all that precious musk. the sensation must have tickled because he began laughing, his balls jiggling around as he did so. you went deeper, practically climbing inside his boxershorts. more farts began to slip out as he laughed, and you felt yourself start to lose consciousness. you scrambled around and started to pass out as you felt a large leathery hand pull you out and sit you on his enormous furry belly. it took a moment for the dizziness to subside ‘whoops! sorry bud. UUUUURRRRP! (excuse me) like i said, dont get too carried away’ he winked he shimmied down his shorts exposing his thick 15inch cock resting atop his coconut-sized balls (no exaggeration). uncircumcised, plenty to chew on. it just kept getting bigger and bigger the more turned on he got. i thought i was dreaming, it didnt seem human. even with both hands around it there was room to spare. it was like jerking off a fire hydrant. we chatted during the foreplay. he told me he was usually a pure bottom (not surprising, even a lot of women would struggle to take that monster) but that he knew some other guys with the same ‘condition’ as him, who could take his cock.

‘best get it all out before we begin’ he got on all fours, twerked briefly, and then let the floodgates open. his asshole was enormous, matching his elephantine cock. like, his gargantuan pucker was literally about the same size as your face. if you thought the farts were loud before, this was something else. it was like a foghorn. you stared fascinated as his monstrous anus bulged out unnaturally amongst the forest of thick black fur, its fat lips flapping around as the torrent of gas ripped through it. ‘now breathe slowly, but deeply’ he said over the deafening sound of his flatulence ‘you want to acclimatise gradually so you dont pass out again’ you just stared on, mesmerised by the monstrous sasquatch ass infront of you. have you ever seen someone put jelly in a loud bass speaker? thats how his hole was jiggling. PRAAARP! BRAARP! BRAP! BRAP! BRRRRp! his pussy popped angrily as he ripped the last few blasts ‘then ill show you just how talented this hole is’ you were in awe ‘go on, have a taste’ he growled with a smile

you brought your face close to the beastly anus. it was magnificent. the opening itself was almost bigger than your head. you could feel the moist pungent heat radiating from it. you rubbed your entire face against the soft meaty folds, tickled by the thick wooly fur surrounding the moist entrance. he growled approvingly the smell and taste were both intoxicatingly delicious. youd eaten hundreds of asses before, but nothing ever like this. rich salty liquid exuded from the flaps as you sucked upon them. BRRRARRRP! you reached your hand into the warm fleshy tunnel. he needed no warmup. it practically slipped inside. you plunged your arm shoulder deep inside. it was amazing. it was like he barely felt it. ‘um.. you like that babe?’ ‘mmm yeah. keep going. use both hands if you want, but be careful’ you slipped your other hand inside and began to play with his gargantuan ring, prying apart the heavy folds of his anus. you could feel the impressive strength of his sphincter, hulk-like, like all his muscles ‘ooooh yeah… thats good. keep going’ he was stroking his giant cock. it would never fit in your mouth, let alone your ass. you wondered… no… surely not? you brought your head close to his enormous gape and then peered inside. you couldnt believe it, your head actually fit inside his asshole (with room to spare!) inside it was dark, and moist; and the smell was much more intense.

suddenly the muscles of his anus constricted all around you and began tensing rhythmically. you were being choked. hell, you were scared hed squeeze your head right off! you began scrambling and frantically pushing against the hefty masses of asscheek all around you, squishy and furry. but you were only sucked in deeper.

then you felt an enormous leathery hand grabbing you by the leg and pulling you out of the squelchy tunnel. you were panting hard to catch your breath, covered in arse-slime. ‘i told you dude, dont get too carried away. my ass has… an effect on people. its dangerous’ he smiled noticing your rock hard erection. ‘here, lets try something else’

he layed down on his back and brought his knees to his chest, his donut-like pucker bulging out even further amongst the gorrila-like jungle of thick black fur. his balls like massive hairy coconuts hanging down over his gooch ‘here. you can climb inside, but put your feet in first’ you couldnt believe it was real. youd jerked off to stories and comics about anal vore in the past, but you didnt think it was real. you were too horny to turn down the opportunity,

carefully, you lay down and placed the soles of your feet against the giants asshole. it felt warm, and squidgy. you let them sink into the deep fleshy cavern. at his instruction, you began to kick around. he seemed to enjoy that. inhuman amounts of cum were already squirting from his cock in thick spurts. ‘are you ready?’ you nodded suddenly you felt your legs being sucked inside the cavernous squishy hole. ‘easy now, and you want to keep your arms spread wide so you dont get sucked in, okay? hold onto my cheeks tight and tell me when youre waist deep. you felt yourself sinking deeper and deeper. bubbly farts were vibrating all around your torso as you squirmed around inside ‘uh, okay when! WHEN!’ you were fully engulfed up to your waist in ass, your cock finding itself positioned in one of the creases of his anal folds. you grabbed a handful of fur on either cheek to steady yourself, and then began slowly grinding around in the slippery flesh tunnel.

man, it felt good. you were cumming, and he was cumming (literally painting the ceiling with his girthy spunk hose), and then….

blackness. it happened in an instant, you lost your grip and felt yourself be sucked completely inside. you tried to scream, but he didnt even seem to notice. his rectal walls were spasming rhythmically with pleasure, it was so slimy you couldnt escape. you were slipping deeper and deeper inside his cavernous guts.

somehow you could breathe, but the air was thick and humid, and smelled like pure beastly ass. you were struggling with all your might to escape, but as you inhaled more and more of the beastly fumes you felt yourself pleasantly passing out; the soft fleshy walls of his rectum clamping down all around you in a rhythmic fashion as they sucked you deeper and deeper inside

you werent sure where you were or how much time had passed when you awoke. you could see nothing but blackness, you could smell nothing but ass. you could feel nothing but his slimy intestinal muscles squeezing all around you as you squirmed through the fleshy maze. you followed the direction of the regular blasts of wind which passed through the tunnels, hoping to find the exit. you came several times your cock rubbed against the soft flesh trying to squeeze through the tight passages. you were squirming your way through, when suddenly, a torrent of thick white liquid came flooding towards you. you almost drowned. the walls of the tunnel began to squirm and quiver, and you felt yourself being pulled backwards again. ‘no, no no no!’ you screamed helplessly as you were washed backwards. you found yourself in a small fleshy antechamber, where much of the semen (yes, of course it was semen) was collecting in a pool. you drank of it deeply, being the only nourishment youd had in seemingly ages. after this, you once again began to try and squirm your way back following the direction of gas.

it felt like days. then finally, like a miracle, you saw light shining at the end of the tunnel. only in tiny glimpses, as each burst of gas caused his hole to open up slightly. freedom. it was so close, when suddenly… a massive cock broke through the ring and smack you in the face, shoving you back inside atleast a few feet deep. fuck, no, not again. you felt the anal contractions start pulling you in, and the walls dripping ass-slime. you frantically scrambled and try to grab a hold of the penis, but it was just too slippery. then it stopped. you listened. ‘wait a minute dude’ the sound was muffled, but you could hear a deep voice speaking ‘what is it?’ ‘gape for me’ suddenly the entrance opened wide before you, and you saw a rugged bearded face peering down at you. ‘fuck, how long has he been in there?’ he reached down a large rough hand and pulled you out. you felt the thick folds of the anus flapping and vibrating all around you as he farted you out. your skin was tingling all over. you felt like a newborn baby. you sat down and tried to catch your breath. ‘are… are you okay, bud?’ said the stranger, his enormous cock softening slightly, out of concern. ‘i… i…’ you didnt know what to say ‘what day is it?’ … you had spent three hole days inside the hirsute giants anus. you looked down at your naked body, still wet with buttjuice, and was shocked to see that it had sprouted long blonde hair all over, very fine. you looked at this stranger. he was just as big as your hookup and just as hairy too, but this behemoth had pale skin and a strawberry blonde fur. he had a shaved head and a pair of thick golden muttonchop sideburns. ‘you remember him?’ he grunted to his tanned companion bearbutt420 looked at you curiously ‘you dont expect me to remember every guy who fucks me, do you?’ ‘looks like he got pretty beasted while he was in there’ his rugged face was studying you curiously. your cock was rock hard. ‘well, you ready for round 2, little man?’ said bearbutt with a wink you didnt have time to respond before he lifted you up with ease and rested you ontop of his girthy fuck-rocket as the other guy got on all fours and turned away baring his pungent steaming ass. you were holding on with both arms, then he pointed you like a missile towards his companions sweaty rump all covered in thick curls of blonde hair, who was chuckling as he waved his fuzzy cheeks and fat distended pucker in the air. ‘and a one, and a two, and a…’ SCHLOMPF! he plunged inside with one thrust as you held onto his veiny prick for dear life. your face made contact with the pink fleshy tunnel and then once again slipped inside the slick fleshy tunnel he began fucking his partner using your body, soon he began to cum. thick rivers of it flowing all around you, then you felt the walls of anal flesh tighten all around you holding you in place as the gigantic penis slipped out from beneath you. it must have looked funny. your skinny legs sticking out of this guys butt and kicking around. then you felt a warm bushiness engulf your feet, past your knees, all the way up to your butt. then suddenly you were being sucked backwards as your head popped out of one arse while the rest of you was slurped up by the other one. in, out, in, out. they were passing you from ass to ass.

when theyd had their fun, the three of you showered together. both of them towering above you, you face level with their hungry farting butts. you couldnt believe how much hair had grown on you. it was fine and vellous, but thick in coverage. youd never been especially hairy before. maybe it was just your imagination, but your cock and balls seemed… bigger somehow.

‘well, id better go now’ said the blonde hulk whose asshole youd just explored deeply as he left. ‘ill see you next week then, my dude. got another client in a few minutes anyway’ he replied, brushing his thick arm hair out of the way to check his watch ‘um.. i guess ill be leaving too then’ ‘only if you want to’ he said with a wink, making you blush my cock was getting hard again

‘you ready to get stinky all over again, little man?’

to (possibly) be continued…

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