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*butler voice* your vibes, sir
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A tarot deck where The Fool is just a tiny mirror that reflects your face
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mr. sandworm
bring me a man
make him the nastiest man that you can
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nobody:
me: [trumpets] ᴴᴱʸ folks! Beggin’ your pardon! ‘Scuse me! Sorry to barge in! Now let’s skip the tears and start on the whole, 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓴𝓷𝓸𝔀:
BE̥̜̗I͓̝̠N̡̠̳̤̦̹̘G̪̪̪ ͏͓͙̯͚ͅD̴̬͍̯̳E͈̳A̭͔̠̩̙͔̘D ̹̩͕̱͞T͖̳͝H̢̱͕̺̩̯ͅĮ̜͔̜̤̖͇ṆG̜̦
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beetlejuice is hot!! there!! i said it!!
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this is a transgender zone you either support trans rights or you die dude
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Dracula’s Fuckability: The Himbofication Of Dracula Through The Years
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important news
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idk how some people don’t swear, if i can’t say the fuck word every 15 minutes i just will explode
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rain: 🌧🌧🌧
me, instantly: 💤💤💤
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Russian dagger, 19th century.
from Czerny’s International Auction House
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