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I'm not 100% sure if it's true but I think Meyer said that Alice can't see their future because the werewolfs are too 'emotionally driven' so their decisions 'shifts' a lot which makes Alice's power not work because it's based on decisions affecting the short future and now I somehow hate Stephanie even more

talking w irl bestie abt twilight and he made a good point. if alice can’t see the shapeshifters in her visions then telepathic vampires (or vampires w any psychic abilities really) shouldn’t be able to use their abilities on the wolves either

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I see my future and it's sparkly

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Stephanie cooler than me I would've made Mike newton discover that he has elf genes in Eclipse

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Real

Jacob: *hand carves a gift for Bella*

Edward: how can I make this about me

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Me looking around my class thinking how embarrassingly out of place the cullens would look like

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people who love new moon are stronger than the marines

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I'm not over analyzing twilight, they are under analysing it

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I can't do this right now

like twilight from jacob’s point of view is literally “these bloodthirsty demons came onto our land, causing us to shift into wolves which then gives us little free will bc we all have to answer to an alpha and we all share a hivemind. also they brought more vampires into the area that do hunt on our lands and kill people so now we have that to deal with. on top of all of that, he’s using his perfect predator allure to lure in my best friend who i have been developing serious feelings for in the process of trying to help her heal from where he left her here unprotected. i’m trying to save the love of my life from a fate worse than death bc i know she’s choosing it as an easy out and as a way to be attached to her fix for the rest of eternity bc he’s like a drug to her” how is he bad and evil and all this shit he’s so fucking complex and let’s not bring up resume bc that didn’t happen ❤️ bc it’s so ooc for him to just accept the imprint like that esp in a romantic sense when he was very vocally against the concept ❤️

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This is the coldest anyone has ever looked btw

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So like... When will she who must not be named drop new moon from Jacob's pov

twilight new moon but it's just jacob's inner monologue while he tries to be a good friend but everyone keeps dealing him 10 points of psychic damage at least once a day.

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Specially trained

people who love new moon are stronger than the marines

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I just realized that in midnight sun Edward talks like he's on his Tumblr page

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Everytime I see this scene Natalie Wynn's voice appears in my mind:

I laugh so much everytime

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Basically the last one is a theory I saw that Ravioli had the power to make people love her (which is mentioned in a small way) and that she basically used that power as a survival means since the womb, making Bella love her and get attached to her so that they won't kill her. But that extends further and some people even say that she used that power to even alter Jacob's imprint to her, that way she gets herself a protector since she's weaker than full vampires.

She's also a menace who prefers to drink human blood even though she can literally eat anything else. Villain origine story.

*The one before the last I meant inferiority complex not infertility 😭

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My shaylaaaa 😭😭😭

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Thank you Rosalie hale for contributing to the 40 million listeners of 'Peggy'

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