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bella was lucky she didn’t have a cell phone of any kind because you know ya boi edward would be blowing up that phone 24-7 going “saw a snail today…. effervescent” or some shit equivalent

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17 year old experiences All of Human Thought on a Regular Basis

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The fact that Edward was the only cullen to not have a bed in his room is so funny like I just know Emmett bullied him nonstop for that

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luv that blue tint

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“money... sex... money... sex... cat!”

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I hear there is new Twilight discourse in 2024!? Here's a Twilight cover I made.

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will truly never get over how messy carlisle was for making edward suck the venom out of bella in twilight. 'yes I am the only one here who has tasted human blood without sucking them dry, and son I know you specifically are overcome by her scent....but I'm a doctor. I'm the only one here who can set her leg😔' as if edward hasn't also been to medical school multiple times and has never assisted carlisle before sjdhsjsj edward ABSOLUTELY could have set her leg while his dad handled the venom. he was just panicking in the moment and carlisle was like CAN we wrap this up already. he fully did that expecting edward to just let her change sjdhdjsjkd

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-So you come here often? -I work here

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beau & edythe

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lots of legit criticism about twilight but the way sparkling vampires made adult men absolutely incoherent with rage is a net positive

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remember when bella was playfully like "’something I should know’? what lol, are you not a virgin?" and edward went on to confess that he murdered dozens of men. SO unserious can you imagine how quickly the vibes in that room shifted. I know she felt so fucking awkward for saying that

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i still think about these spanish flu steppers all the goddamn time. when edward is stepping out of his shiny new car and putting on his cool rich boy sunglasses and swaggering into school with his new girl, he’s wearing these shoes that look like they were dug out of the catacombs. when he perched on a tree branch talking about how bella’s blood is like a drug to him, i wonder if she noticed, seeing them at her eye level for the first time, that he’s wearing these absurd shoes that i don’t even want to call sneakers anymore.

i was drawing somethin and i didn’t know what kind of shoes edward wears so i looked up his movie wardrobe….. y’all……..

…………what ARE these

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thinking about how stephenie meyer has an Actual Brother called Jacob

"jacob wants to fuck bella soooo bad but she sees him as a brother" the real jacob: 😟😟😟😟😟

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i’m breaking all the rules now , anyway

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bella when the venom hits and she turns into a vampire