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i have no one to share this with

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I stand by this

Hank Green wrote a book about intimidating robot statue aliens suddenly arriving at earth and then framed Twitter as the primary villain. Iconic

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I said this earlier somewhere else, but I realised that now that my latest video is out I can share some of my favourite characters and props I made for it

here's Carl and April from An Absolutely Remarkable Thing by Hank Green!

from this video • commissions are open!

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Am I this transparent?

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The kids are alright.

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Today is #ElectionDay! Are you ready to cast your ballot?

📍 Find your polling place and confirm their hours

📚 Learn what you need to bring with you

🔍 Research what’s on your ballot 

Head to weall.vote/voterhub to ✅ it all off your list before you head to the polls.

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I also do not know what Elon Musk meant when he told me to "try a google search."

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I know you’re not super active on here but I just wanted to say thank you - I am atrocious at losing socks and being unable to find the other plain black sock in a pile of not quite identical black socks. Awesomesocks are super nice and I love that I can always identify the matching pairs! Props for making something so wholesome

They are easy to match, but sometimes I don't bother. They're all the same fit, so I don't mind mixing and matching....

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love that u come back on tumblr to talk about twitter and promote the awesome socks club, very on brand for u

I am who I am.

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...did not put "Hank Green returns to tumblr" on my bingo card for this year, but I guess

Your content has been incredibly inspiring over the years, and it was exactly what I needed to get through the pandemic. I really appreciate the work you've been doing.

I know you know significantly more about social media than me, but I'd suggest turning anonymous asks off

I didn't know that was an option! So far everyone has been very nice but...maybe that would be for the best...

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Check the tags, people love them!!

You're just going to have to keep buying socks for your entire life. And it will not be a chore that you enjoy, and while it will provide you with a service (I don't know about you but for me putting my feet into my shoes without socks is like licking sandpaper) it's probably not going to be a particularly lovely part of your life.

What if, instead, you got a pair of socks delivered to your door every month. What if each pair was designed by a different independent artist. What if shipping was free to anywhere in the world. What if a small group of people had been working for years to make sure they're just really good socks?

And what if 100% of the profit was donated to decrease maternal and child mortality in Sierra Leone?

So yeah, that's what the Awesome Socks Club is.

The idea is just to make a thing that people like but, instead of the profit going to some stranger somewhere, it goes to make the world a better place?

Like, why not? It just seemed very 1980 to still be doing socks in a way where some already rich person gets richer because people want their feet to be not gross. So we work really hard to help artists bring their designs to life on wonderful socks (you can subscribe to either ankle socks or mid-calf crews) and then we send them around the world. And then, after we pay our taxes we send whatever's left over to make life better in an area of the world where one in twenty women currently die in childbirth.

It's one of the highest rates of maternal mortality in the world, and it just seems a lot more interesting to sell socks for that than for money.

I like the idea a lot, and it seems like other people agree, since there are now forty thousand members of the club. And maybe you are one of them! Or maybe you are not and you will be soon!

We also have a weird way of minimizing waste. We don't want to make more socks than we have members. So, most of the time, the club isn't open to new members, but every year, we open the club up to new members for two weeks. Those people will then get their first pair of socks in January. And, of course, you can cancel any time. (Seriously I've made sure that it's super easy to cancel because I ALSO HATE THAT SO MUCH).

If you want to join, here's a link. I think it'll give you five dollars off your first month if you click it.

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You're just going to have to keep buying socks for your entire life. And it will not be a chore that you enjoy, and while it will provide you with a service (I don't know about you but for me putting my feet into my shoes without socks is like licking sandpaper) it's probably not going to be a particularly lovely part of your life.

What if, instead, you got a pair of socks delivered to your door every month. What if each pair was designed by a different independent artist. What if shipping was free to anywhere in the world. What if a small group of people had been working for years to make sure they're just really good socks?

And what if 100% of the profit was donated to decrease maternal and child mortality in Sierra Leone?

So yeah, that's what the Awesome Socks Club is.

The idea is just to make a thing that people like but, instead of the profit going to some stranger somewhere, it goes to make the world a better place?

Like, why not? It just seemed very 1980 to still be doing socks in a way where some already rich person gets richer because people want their feet to be not gross. So we work really hard to help artists bring their designs to life on wonderful socks (you can subscribe to either ankle socks or mid-calf crews) and then we send them around the world. And then, after we pay our taxes we send whatever's left over to make life better in an area of the world where one in twenty women currently die in childbirth.

It's one of the highest rates of maternal mortality in the world, and it just seems a lot more interesting to sell socks for that than for money.

I like the idea a lot, and it seems like other people agree, since there are now forty thousand members of the club. And maybe you are one of them! Or maybe you are not and you will be soon!

We also have a weird way of minimizing waste. We don't want to make more socks than we have members. So, most of the time, the club isn't open to new members, but every year, we open the club up to new members for two weeks. Those people will then get their first pair of socks in January. And, of course, you can cancel any time. (Seriously I've made sure that it's super easy to cancel because I ALSO HATE THAT SO MUCH).

If you want to join, here's a link. I think it'll give you five dollars off your first month if you click it.

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News from twitter. Today Elon musk tweeted a link to a homophobic conspiracy theory from a website that once said that hillary clinton was dead (as a reply to hillary clinton herself) and then it got leaked that twitter is going to charge people $20 a month to keep their blue check marks and now everyone is just laughing.

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Good news everyone, people on Twitter appear mostly oblivious to the existence of Tumblr.

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I thought your name was “talkabouttartassholes” so now I have two things to apologize for.

I just scrolled through all of my old Tumblr drafts and it’s like a diary of mistakes I didn’t make.

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I just scrolled through all of my old Tumblr drafts and it’s like a diary of mistakes I didn’t make.

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Wikipedia…still the best of the content platforms.

the current featured article on wikipedia is really really really really good