edwinpayne-deadboy

[edwinpayne-deadboy]

I'm practically you, anyways, I'm sure we can work something out!

Can you tell Thomas or Charles that I am happily available for chewing? I've always wanted to experience it

[ Demon! @edwinpayne-deadboy

I… suppose I could. But Charles is my boyfriend and Thomas may be with monty though it is confusing. But yeah sure they can be made aware of it. @charles-the-brawn @cat-king-meowmeow9

[edwinpayne-deadboy]

Well, I won't deny that the flowers look nice this year.

Sorry for being offline for a long time. Niko suggested a break from the internet. Charles had become addicted, and it stopped us from, performing as well as we did for cases.

Either way, we are back, and you can expect to hear from us again.

[edwinpayne-deadboy]

Do you have to keep doing this?

THERES MORE

HI WELCOME TO THE MULTIVERSE, EDWIN

Hello to you too, but what is “The multiverse”?

[edwinpayne-deadboy]

Sorry for being offline for a long time. Niko suggested a break from the internet. Charles had become addicted, and it stopped us from, performing as well as we did for cases.

Either way, we are back, and you can expect to hear from us again.

[edwinpayne-deadboy]

// what... what are you doing here-

You should totally look into cockroaches, we don’t really die

-@therizzedupcockroach

That's because you cockroaches can withstand up to 900 times their body weight under compression forces. You exoskeleton is made up of overlapping plates that are connected by a stretchy membrane. This allows you and other cockroaches to flatten out and provides extreme strength against anything compressing against these plates.

[edwinpayne-deadboy]

Welcome to this thing called the multiverse.

I suggest getting used to it.

You'll experience less shock that way.

why do i feel like edwin has totally randomly done cocaine in front of the others and they were like

[edwinpayne-deadboy]

ooc: hi its me, @mystic-mae, i run this silly blog dont worry about what goes through this blog im multifandom if it wasnt obvious

oh good gods another one

yeah anyways hi im also an edwin (...well currently not at the moment clearly but the sentiment IS there also dont ask why there's more of you we call that the multiverse so you better get used to it)

Well, hello Edwin Payne.

[edwinpayne-deadboy]

I no longer like the multiverse.

why do i feel like edwin has totally randomly done cocaine in front of the others and they were like

[edwinpayne-deadboy]

(Hey, uh... My name's Mindy, I was given your information? I got a situation, and my brother's in trouble. He's alive, I'm dead, and he's about to be killed by a psycho ghost possessing my friend. Can you help??)

- @mindy-m-m

Oh. Hello there. Yes, we might be of use. You said ghostly possession? @biconcharlesrowland @crystal-isalive @nikoisalsoalive, are you three willing to take a case today? I know we had some plans, but there's a very prominent time limit on this case right here.

[edwinpayne-deadboy]

is new york treating you four well

It is terribly loud. But Charles is taking me sightseeing, and I cannot complain in front of him. Niko and Crystal are having a lovely time as well, so I'm glad they're all enjoying this trip. We've had a case here and there to keep us busy in the supernatural world, so word has gotten around that we are in New York for December. We're going to see the Christmas tree tomorrow.

@biconcharlesrowland @crystal-isalive @nikoisalsoalive

[edwinpayne-deadboy]

I don't wear heels.

But I do. >:]

edwin after he finishes cases

[edwinpayne-deadboy]

Hi

:3

-🌑

Hello.

[edwinpayne-deadboy]

@biconcharlesrowland @crystal-isalive @nikoisalsoalive, pack your bags, we're going to be staying in New York for some time. Yes, for the case, but we deserve a vacation, too.

[edwinpayne-deadboy]

I guess we're going to New York.

And we're staying?

I don't trust you two to be in New York.

Eh, I rather like staying in the office.

Excuse me... My name is Quinn. I was under the impression some of you know stuff about ghosts?? I'm stuck in the dumb apartment I died outside of and can't leave. I need to be able to protect my brother, can you help me get out??

- @quinnbailey-restinpeace

Another one? Hello Quinn, you're Ethan's sister, aren't you? Don't worry, ghosts are our specialty. Though, freeing ghosts from their haunting spots aren't our ordeal, but rather a different ghost who deals with ghost situations. He goes by the same name as I, but he's busy with something, so I'll forward you to his coworkers.

Ed, you know ghost Edwin's practically in love with Charles. They kiss each other daily.

Still doesn't mean I cannot be professional, Pluto. I shall send their tumblrs to you know, Quinn. @edwinpayne-deadboy @biconcharlesrowland @crystal-isalive @nikoisalsoalive, excuse the sudden @'ing. There's another ghost situation your little detective agency might be of more assistance to.

[edwinpayne-deadboy]

Thank you for understanding. You may see Niko and Crystal around to check out the situation in the coming days, since those two want to look around. I don't claim to understand Niko's reasonings for coming to New York.

Hello! My name is Quinn, I was directed to contact you by professor Edwin Vachon. I'm a ghost, and I'm trapped in an apartment. Are you able to help??

- @quinnbailey-restinpeace

Ghost cases are our specialty here at the Dead Boy Detectives Agency. Of course we're willing to help. We've had a surge of new cases as of late, so we're not going to help you immediately. Don't fret, we're not brushing you off. We just have a heavy workload.

We'll contact you when we're available.

[edwinpayne-deadboy]

Are you sure, Niko? They're in New York. You'll have to fly out.

Excuse me... My name is Quinn. I was under the impression some of you know stuff about ghosts?? I'm stuck in the dumb apartment I died outside of and can't leave. I need to be able to protect my brother, can you help me get out??

- @quinnbailey-restinpeace

Another one? Hello Quinn, you're Ethan's sister, aren't you? Don't worry, ghosts are our specialty. Though, freeing ghosts from their haunting spots aren't our ordeal, but rather a different ghost who deals with ghost situations. He goes by the same name as I, but he's busy with something, so I'll forward you to his coworkers.

Ed, you know ghost Edwin's practically in love with Charles. They kiss each other daily.

Still doesn't mean I cannot be professional, Pluto. I shall send their tumblrs to you know, Quinn. @edwinpayne-deadboy @biconcharlesrowland @crystal-isalive @nikoisalsoalive, excuse the sudden @'ing. There's another ghost situation your little detective agency might be of more assistance to.

[edwinpayne-deadboy]

Hello! My name is Quinn, I was directed to contact you by professor Edwin Vachon. I'm a ghost, and I'm trapped in an apartment. Are you able to help??

- @quinnbailey-restinpeace

Ghost cases are our specialty here at the Dead Boy Detectives Agency. Of course we're willing to help. We've had a surge of new cases as of late, so we're not going to help you immediately. Don't fret, we're not brushing you off. We just have a heavy workload.

We'll contact you when we're available.