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I just think Shang Qinghua should get so angry one time that he unconsciously overrides the System and unlocks Admin privileges and just deletes entire clans out of existance in the blink of an eye while going "writing you in was a mistake".

And I also think everyone who saw that refuses to ever talk about it, but they're all scared shitless of the tiny human by Mobei-jun's side now because they realize he's not just really smart and an amazing strategist, he's also a god and can kill them all in 0.5 seconds. And now they all think that Shang Qinghua is actually the one running the show and Mobei-jun is just, like, the face of the Northern kingdom only.

Shang Qinghua is utterly horrified when he snaps out of it and realizes what he's done (somehow??? He doesn't know wtf just happened) and how now everyone is terrified of him except for Mobei-jun who is just looking at him with heart in his eyes lmao

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It is possible that somewhere off the coast of Newfoundland there is an iceberg shaped like a giant dick.

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The in-universe Gothamite's guide to shipping your resident billionaire 💀

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Comes with labels

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theres this SUPER fun game you can do at lexcorp which is called getting fired if you ask lex why hes got a baby hanging from his coat

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Guests at a gala notice that Brucie Wayne is surprisingly jacked. Like, a suspicious amount of muscle for a CEO who lives a life of luxury and doesn't do any physical labour. An amount of muscle that goes beyond "works out to stay fit and look good". And when he's asked about this by a gossip columnist guest he panicks (he's running on 2 hours sleep) and says "It's so I can pick up my kids!"

Now everyone is looking at his kids. Cass and Tim are tiny at 5’ 5 and 5' 7. Damian is still a kid and he's also small. Dick is bigger, but picking him up wouldn't require that much muscle. Maybe Duke, who is still growing but looks like he could be about Bruce's height when he's fully grown? Maybe him?

Then Jason officially returns from the dead. And everyone looks at the 6' 4, 260lbs walking double fridge and goes "Ahhh, ok then."

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reminder that digital libraries aren’t owned, also why pirating digital content is a necessity

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My own Shizun

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College AU🏀(Pt.1)

Harry, the popular basketball team captain, notices Draco, the quiet bookworm who values peace above anything else. Draco's world of books and solitude is disrupted when Harry unexpectedly starts paying attention to him.

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24.10.24 😗

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OUR COUSIN MADE IT TO THE NFL

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LUCIFER IN HIS ANGEL FORM

HAVING A VEIL

OVER HIS EYES

TO SIGNIFY HIS INNOCENCE AND HIS HUMILITY

AND IT BURNING UP

IN THE FALL

OR DIAVOLO

SEEING HIS VEIL IN THE CELESTIAL REALM

AND PUSHING IT UP TO SEE HIS EYES

AND SMILE AT HIM

AND LUCI BEING SO FLUSTERED

BECAUSE NO ONE HAD BOTHERED BEFORE

AAAAAA

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This is the lucky clover cat. reblog this in 30 seconds & he will bring u good luck and fortune.

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