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get your sexual propositions the fuck off the asexual tag <33

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Attention Sex Repulsed Aces!

Are you tired of hearing the same damn bullshit from every single person that refuses to understand its okay to live without sex?

I found out you can make the conversation as bad for them as it is for you by throwing the same comments back at them on the topic of Dog Shit Sandwiches!

If they say, "How do you know unless you try?"

Throw, "Would you eat a dog shit sandwich? No? Have you even tried it? How do you know unless you try? You can't know! You have to eat at least one before you can say it's gross!"

"You'll change your mind in a few years"

"You're still young. You'll better appreciate the flavor of a dog shit sandwich in the years to come!"

"You just haven't met the right person yet"

"You just haven't found the right dog to shit on your bread!"

When they bitch about it throw it back in their face that sex is as repulsive to you as a dog shit sandwich is to them and they will quickly back the fuck off!

Don't let assholes push you around! Push back!

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Found an upside down, flying half of a shipwreck while building a mine cart path across an ocean 🙃

How???!!🤣🤣😭😭

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Puki will you leave tumblr because everyone’s acting like it’s dead now :(

oh yeah its SO dead.

1000 notes this post. Now

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hi if you post your explicit or suggestive selfies to asexuality tags, specifically repulsed tags, you are the epitome of dirt. do NOT go to spaces specifically for people who probably do NOT want to see or consume that content, or who may be upset by said content, if you're only going to post that content. screw you. thanks.

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So many people called the workers at Mojang lazy, selfish, and useless. I AM PISSED. They spammed #Stopthemobvote in chat and mocked the devs.

They have done so much for the community over the years, and did not deserve to be ridiculed.

Just be happy you get an update every year, and that they don't force their employees to work on something they don't have a passion towards.

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All this stop the mob vote shit is so childish, you paid 20 bucks 8 years ago and that game still gets updated, realize how great that already is and quit harassing the people that keep the game you'd get this huffy over alive.

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I love Minecraft Live, and the whole chat being spammed with “Stop The Mob Vote” is really ruining things. The Mojang team work really hard to bring players so many things, and it takes a long time to do all of this, so to take on all three (3) mobs is just unrealistic and putting way too much pressure on the Mojang team. Yes, it is a shame when we don’t get the mob we want, but it’s unfair to take that out on the Mojang team and try to force them to do so much more for us in a way that just isn’t possible.

Please can we just enjoy Minecraft Live without the spam in chat for something that is completely unreasonable? Thanks.

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"is that it?" we are getting a free major upd8. are you out of your minds. stop calling the developers lazy you entitled fuckwits

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I kinda hate the argument of "Mob vote leaves 2/3rds of the players disappointed" cause as someone who's currently 1-for-3 on my special little guy getting chosen my coping strategy for this has been that I fucking Got Over It. it's minecraft.

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Good news: if you’re currently laying around and not producing anything, you are a credit to your species.

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good afternoon to the eighty million asexuals on earth and nobody else

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You also have these baby teenage mutant ninja turtles to protect you.

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please porn bots stop following me, youre barking up the wrong tree

#just ace things

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