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But, her room is further away and that's just too much effort. 

Probably but she’s not in my dorm so you’d have to go to Vasya’s instead.

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I could fake a robbery in your dorm and "steal Vega". I'm sure that would spice things up for you. 

You forget how dull things are when your friends aren’t around.

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Karma's a Bitch || Carmen & Andrei

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My grandmother just had me take a picture with a hot waiter at Outback and asked for his number for me…..what is my life.

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That's good to know. I'll definitely keep that in mind for future reference. 

Delightful response as always, Carmen. I really look forward to hearing your insightful words.

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No, I really don't think I need to realize anything. Thanks, for the suggestion though it's dully noted.  

People need to start realising that calling me ‘crazy’ is actually a huge compliment.

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That's really obsessive, Andrie, you should probably seek help for that. Nope, every time you look at me i'm going to literally run in the other room, or put my hands over your eyes. That's wonderful, Andrei, it's just a shame I refuse letting you see that side of me. EVER. No, it's definitely an option, and it's one you'll be happy with. 

Yes, that’s all that’ll be floating around in my mind until it actually happens so that I make sure you don’t catch me off guard. There’s no ifs here when we’re talking about staring at you, it’s going to happen. Awkward you is my favorite you. Refusing isn’t an option with me.

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Are you just going to sit and stew over the fact I may or may not just break it off and leave you forever? Nope, you're not allowed. Obviously, so like I said i'll just think of something else if you go staring at me. I just get awkward and become super insecure. So, just don't do it. What if I refuse? 

I may forget most things, but I remember a lot of things too and that’ll definitely be on my mind for the next two weeks. Wow, fuck you too. Massaging my head doesn’t turn me on… it relaxes me and makes me tired if anything. You clearly mixed something up here. No, a dog, like I said.

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Nope, you'll forget. So, i'm not actually worried since you hav a terrible memory. Wow, fuck you. I was going for trying to turn you on discretely while your mom was in the room so you'd feel all awkward. But of course, you'd find enjoyment out of it, and ruin my plan. I'll just have to do something else. Can I be a cat instead? 

Well it’s not really all that shocking since now I’ll be anticipating it every day and expecting it to happen. Shock factor gone. You’re going to….massage my head…in front of my….mom? That’s really not threatening at all. I love when people massage my head especially, so this just makes me want to stare at you more. You are a dog.

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I can't tell you WHEN. It takes the element of surprise out. It's better to just keep you guessing and then BAM it happens. You need the shock factor. No, don't you fucking dare. I swear if you do that I will massage your head when your mom is around. The name "pal" reminds me of a dog. 

Oh….well, when were you exactly planning on doing THAT? Now I kinda just want to stare at you so you get all awkward for my own amusement. People staring at me doesn’t really bother me. Depends on who it is. Obviously I would think that?! Although I’d rather them stare than take action… pal.

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Oh....awkward I was actually planning on breaking this whole thing off before that month mark. No, they do it discretely I can just feel when someone is staring at me and it makes me all uncomfortable and awkward. You think any guy/girl that checks me out should stop. So, your opinion is invalid here, buddy. 

Well, it’s been a little over two weeks so maybe I’ll think it’s weird once we hit the month mark. You should be used to it by then. It’s not that secretly then if you’re somehow knowing they’re doing it. OKAY, WELL.. no. They should stop and go for WOMEN, not teenage girls. That’s weird.

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Is it weird that it's still in that weird phase where i'm not use to you referring to me as your girlfriend? No, grey haired men just open doors for me and secretly watch me as I walk out of a room. These are men that could pass as a like my dad if they had me in their teenage years. Was that descriptive enough that it answered your question?? 

Seeming interested?! How do you know that I’m not actually interested in OLD people checking out my girlfriend? That’s definitely something that would spark my interest. I don’t know how old ‘old enough’ is. Like…gray hair?

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did the stork drop you of there? 

I burnt my hand on a pizza tray

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I know. You were just trying to be the good person you are and keep up conversation on this specific topic by seeming interested with questions. Clearly, you just have the gift of conversation. Old enough. 

Wow, I’m just trying to start a conversation… How OLD?!

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You should go back from where you came from. 

I burnt my hand on a pizza tray

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