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SHIT wrong BLOG

I need Dr. Damian Wayne except he’s literally just Dr. house. He’s constantly fed up with everyone’s bs and is popping advil like candies.

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Tim: hey Damian, so great to see my FAVORITE brother ever!!

Damian done with ts: alright what’d you do this time?

Tim: *pulls cape back to show a gun wound* I was shot.

Damian: *sigh* why do I even try

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Damian’s coworkers: so the patient is having sharp pains, fever, fatigue, and ulcers

One of the doctors: it could be-

Damian: if I hear you suggest lupus one more time I will hit you

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Bruce: Damian what the hell are you doing?

Damian very obviously playing solitaire on his computer: hm? I’m working duh.

Bruce: I did not pay for ten years of med school for you to play solitaire

Damian: *side eyes bruce* you spend most your days dressed as a bat and solving jigsaw puzzles of cats

Bruce: touché.

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I need Dr. Damian Wayne except he’s literally just Dr. house. He’s constantly fed up with everyone’s bs and is popping advil like candies.

———

Tim: hey Damian, so great to see my FAVORITE brother ever!!

Damian done with ts: alright what’d you do this time?

Tim: *pulls cape back to show a gun wound* I was shot.

Damian: *sigh* why do I even try

———

Damian’s coworkers: so the patient is having sharp pains, fever, fatigue, and ulcers

One of the doctors: it could be-

Damian: if I hear you suggest lupus one more time I will hit you

———

Bruce: Damian what the hell are you doing?

Damian very obviously playing solitaire on his computer: hm? I’m working duh.

Bruce: I did not pay for ten years of med school for you to play solitaire

Damian: *side eyes bruce* you spend most your days dressed as a bat and solving jigsaw puzzles of cats

Bruce: touché.

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ordering a pup cup for my chikorita in lumiose

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Pokemnemonic

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//do it

//What if there was a YouTuber who read Tumblr posts like PM Seymour but they only read pkmn irl posts and also they had a persona that was part of pkmn irl.

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Oof, good luck 🫡

gives you ALL of the pokemon types

have fun

WHAT THE FUCK

AT ONCE????

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you get an envelope full of glitter. who are you mailing it to

My neighbor’s boss lol

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Why doesn’t Team Aqua like the dark?

Because then they can’t SEA!

Badum Tshhh!

🥁

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@bogrotomblr

🎶Do you wanna have a journey~?🎶

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No, Stella is not the one making those mystery safe files on your video games. Check your own pokemon.

Trying this gaming thing out.

Not me of course. Millie.

Millie is gaming.

Gameon x

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Apparently it’s the twimsod region? Who the frik is naming these? Why?

Going on my pokémon journey next week! Any ideas on where I should visit?

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Oh frick, yeah that’s Daisy. I’ll come get her, thanks for finding her!

hey @eeveelover120 is this one of your eevees

i have no clue how it got in my house

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Uhhh I didn’t pay attention in school, gimme a sec to pester my neighbor

Going on my pokémon journey next week! Any ideas on where I should visit?

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rb this if youre a trainer or you post about your pokémon or etc

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No

my neighbor has like 4 eevees should i be concerned

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Going on my pokémon journey next week! Any ideas on where I should visit?