effervescent-fool
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James. He/him. I draw sometimes.
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i had a bagel a handful of grapes and some goldfish and now im ready to go back to slaving away for the sake of fashion
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i do kinda think whoever started the trend of requiring customers to ask an employee to let them into the bathroom should be executed Tbh. i dont care how much crack people are doing in your bathroom i shouldnt have to track somebody down and ask for permission to go potty in a public establishment
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just give me 20 to 40 minutes to think on it and i can come up with the most passably human sentences you've ever heard so help me god
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i don’t need a “day off” or a “weekend” i need to respawn in a clean apartment with all my responsibilities reset and the complete certainty that nobody hates me
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Trying to beat the summer heat in Deadpool’s shit box.
(Peter loves the fire department, they sometimes hide him from the cops and he saves them from collapsing burning buildings) 💙🩵❤️💀🎱💘🕷️🕺🏻❤️🩵💙 💅👯👀 🚒🧯🔥🧑🚒
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Trying to beat the summer heat in Deadpool’s shit box.
(Peter loves the fire department, they sometimes hide him from the cops and he saves them from collapsing burning buildings) 💙🩵❤️💀🎱💘🕷️🕺🏻❤️🩵💙 💅👯👀 🚒🧯🔥🧑🚒
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i had to take a break because my hands have literally stopped working
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unfortunately i want to make purchases :(
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it started raining while this song is playing life is beautiful
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#checked your last.fm and it’s just one william bob dylans im giggling#<- LOL yeah i have him on in the background while i sew#its the perfect amount of stimulation
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this took me almost 3 hours btw
#only one side of one leg. im gonna be here all week 😔#and i dont even wanna hear it about how the lines uneven or the stitches are different sizes i literally dont care#i doubt the line would be any straighter if i was using a sewing machine. in fact it'd probably be worse
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This is who is leading the NYC mayoral democratic primary rn
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if i put on these jeans after all these hours of work and they're not my favorite thing ive ever made i will be very mad
#im hand-sewing everything btw. gave up with the machine#been at it for 2 and a half hours straight today and im not even finished with one seam
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as someone who's been a hozier fan since 2015 hozier's "don't propose during cherry wine" visuals are so fucking vindicating you don't even KNOW. like i've been fighting in the "don't romanticize cherry wine" trenches for YEARS and now i turn to see my fellow soldier is hozier himself
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collab of the century i can’t believe this happened
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