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“Hozier is a lesbian” “Hozier is a man written by a woman” “Hozier is like if a man was raised by lesbian mothers” “Hozier is like if a man was a woman” quick give me one reason why a man can’t be soft and gentle and poetic and in love without sounding like a terf or a misogynist
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finally, something abt hozier on reddit that's positive!
#this is actually so funny#imagine knowing the man who wrote take me to church once turned to you in the middle of the night and said 'ruh roh raggy'#hozier#man i love hozier#he's a silly guy#folkloreposting#andrew hozier byrne
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had a dream I went to a hozier concert and mr. hozier stopped singing and pointed to me in the crowd and asked me to go get him some extra crispy tofu and a blueberry shake for after the show and then the crowd passed his debit card to me and when I got it I could see his real legal name was Horace Bob-omb
#then the rest of the dream was me running through traffic trying to get to mcdonalds for the shake and to the store for the tofu#but i could still hear the music from the venue wherever I was#just chattin'#yeah man idk either#i guess is should tag this as#hozier#?????
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"Would you peel an orange for me?"
I would peel a pomegranate for you.
#peeling pomegranates are a declaration of love#imagine ripping through the skin of the fruit to unearth the hidden rubies#love#love quotes#oranges#orange#orange peel#pomegranates#pomegranate#pomegranate seeds#yearning#dark academia#light academia#aesthetic#hozier#dark acadamia aesthetic#dark academia quotes#persephone#hades#hades and persephone#hades and kore#goddess persephone#kore
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#original prose#literature#lit#musings#spilled ink#prose poetry#poetry#dark academia#tortured poets era#prose and quotes#quotes and words#quotes and prose#prose#quote prose#love poem#love quote#love poetry#poetry about love#romance quotes#hozier#poems about love#love quotes#poetry love#fragments#letters#typography#words words words#⋆✴︎��。 scriptastra | on yearning ⋆࣪ ִֶָ☾.
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Hi my name is Cozier and this is my new song Take me to bed (I'm sleepy)
#pulim's rambles#sorry#hozier#take me to church#<- forgot to add these tags lmaooooo sorry#pulim's shitposting
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someone on this site just told me i need to get a lobotomy. honey i bought a picture of hozier on holiday with me. he has been in my handbag all week. i know i need a lobotomy 🩷

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can u guys be normal about hozier and his girlfriend
#oh my god hozier is no longer a feminist because he. accidentally forgot to let her through a door first?#he also did in fact let her through the door first. he corrected himself almost immediately#he ALSO let the woman behind him through the door as well#he was just in a rush#and you people are actually insane#hozier
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(Tracks known by the average radio listener have been omitted intentionally.)
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I had a vision .
#911#911 abc#911 show#911 spoilers#911 season 8#911 memes#bobby nash#peter krause#hozier#NO GRAVE CAN HOLD MY BODY DOWNNN I'LL CRAWL HOME TO HER
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"If I were orpheus I wouldn't look back"
But we look back everyday- rechecking emails, making sure a friend is still behind you, checking to see if you remebered to pick up your keys. It's second nature, a habit of care.
It was second nature for him too. He looked back, not out of weakness, but love. For what is love, if not to look back?
#I read in someones's post:#you wouldnt be orpheus#you wouldn't have the guts to walk to the underworld for the person u loved#and that broke me#orpheus#orpheus and euridyce#hadestown#greek mythology#love#hozier
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Do I wanna know- cover by Hozier (Spotify)
Do I wanna know- cover Hozier (Apple Music)
Gojo x reader
Late night conversations.
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When you and Gojo first moved in together in your big apartment in the city it was hard to adjust.
You were a huge morning person, he was a huge night owl. Yet,through that you both found the flow between your differences. You started waiting later to do your routine, he came home earlier from missions.
He'd look at the time and tell that curse mid-fight,"oops gotta go my gorgeous wife is waiting for me at home" he hummed before disappearing away leaving the curse shocked and the other sorcerers annoyed.
He didn't care, they could deal with it themselves.
He'd unlock the door to the sight of you sat on the couch flipping your delicate fingers through the pages. Your eyes intensely reading the flimsy pages as your eyes faltered and lips twitched into a smile as you felt the familiar dip in the couch.
His whiny groans as his arms wrapped around your waist and he nuzzles his head into your stomach. You hummed marking the page, before setting it down on the side table before running your soft fingers through his white hair.
"How was your day, my love?" You hum, massaging his head as his favorite rom-com plays in the background.
"Tiring,as always" he whines into your clothed stomach,rubbing soft circles on your waist in a rythmic manner.
You let out a beautiful sound, or what basic people call a laugh.
Oh how he loved making you laugh, he would go crazy without your harmonious voice and enchanting smile.
For a while you two laid there the rom-com playing in the background comfortably. "You know your the most beautiful woman I know right" he grumbles leaving small kiss on your stomach.
"Hmm, well I hope" you say your warm smile making his body hotter by the second.
He smiles against your clothed skin," in every universe I'd find my way to you" he says. "And in every universe I'm waiting for that annoying grin you always have" you say smiling playfully.
He gasps making the soft moment into one of playfulness. "You dare say my grin is annoying" he says pulling away looking wide-eyed and shocked from your statement dramatically flinging his arms everywhere.
You let out a a teasing grin,"oh I think I did"
And maybe this is what nights were supposed to be like? Soft, playful, warm.
And that's what you two needed from one another, because without one the other would be incomplete.
And that wouldn't be good,right?
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Authors note
Thank you sm for reading! This is not that good, but if it is to you than hallelujah 😔.
I can Gojo as the type so totally melt in his wife's embrace while still being silly
Hope you enjoyed!
#fluff#gojo satoru#gojo saturo#jjk gojo#gojo x reader#jujutsu gojo#gojo x you#gojo x y/n#gojo fluff#gojou satoru x reader#jjk fluff#he's so cute#he's so silly#he's so pretty#fluff fic#fluff fluff fluff#fluff fanfiction#lowkey tweaking#lowkey obsessed#so many tags#adding more tags later#i ran out of ideas#i ran out of tags#i ran with it#do i wanna know#do i wanna be him or be with him#hozier
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Small Time Magazine interview where Hozier talks about surprising Lucy Dacus on stage, his own Hozier's Yell moments and haircare
#he uses Girlfriend brand shampoo ofc#cause he's a man at the end of the day lol#very boyfriend of him#hozier#andrew hozier byrne
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I just saw someone on TikTok calling Remmick from Sinners “evil Hozier in suspenders” and i never laughed this much in my entire life.
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Your lack of Hozier's "take me to church" disturbs me
Oh my god you're so right
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