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it’s the price we pay for being sexy as fuck

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oksu.mansu_

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(through gritted teeth) fuck it we ball

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Me after one cup of coffee : i am beautiful and fast

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This is awesome

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me when i see a cat: CAT! cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat

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My boyfriend is asleep and won’t make out with me. Is this considered a hate crime? I think so!!!

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i had a terrible idea

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If I don’t recieve validation every 24 hours I turn back into a pile of dust

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why is my life …… like that

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YOU hates terfs

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honeymoon is an interesting term because an actual moon made of honey would imply space bees which is pretty horrifying

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