asexuals before realizing they’re ace: isn’t it weird how we call people “hot” when we just mean, like, pretty? it makes it sound like you actually feel hot when you see them. which isn’t a thing. anyway
nothing makes me run to my emails faster than the notification saying I got a fic review and the username is someone I recognize that leaves those long ass paragraphs where they also pluck points they favorite in the chapter and talk about
Like Im bad at responding to them cause Idk what to say and I dont want to annoy but I want yall to know I recognize usernames and get excited at the serial commentors
Love making ocs, like honey bunches of oats, your favorite Pokemon game is black/white, use dark mode on as many apps and sites as possible, still roleplay and especially with your friends, you could/do eat rice every day, you could/do eat pasta every day, you love youtube videos that go on for hours, create an entire queue of youtube videos or songs to play while you sleep, cry easily, have cried at work/school, do or say things in 3s, or name yourself after fictional characters
Reblog this if you’re polyamorous, searching for a cryptid, trying to communicate with demons, willing to throw a Molotov cocktail at a police car, really want more tattoos/piercings, or just really love nonbinary people.
getting obsessed with your own ocs sucks ass because you gotta be the one that makes all the content for them like damn whats a guy gotta do around here to see their made up scrimblos drawn by someone else
I love going viral on tumblr.com. It’s like if you stood in a field and said some of the stupidest shit a human being is capable of and then like fifty thousand crows attacked you
The weirdest instance of “getting my wires crossed” I’ve ever experienced: I had a piece of candy at my desk. My intention was to simultaneously eat the candy and start a brief work task. I put the candy in my mouth and felt a surge of alarm as I was convinced, for a fraction of a second, that I had somehow eaten the task I was about to start.