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for whom does the bell toll?

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okay so. update.

i thought letting th phantaom spectre of my son haunt this doll version of him would be a good idea. it was not.

every night when i go to sleep e stands at the foot of my bed. it doesn't matter what i do. i've tried tucking him in. i've tried sealing him in a glass case to which only i have the key, like annabel. idk ive never seen annabel but you'd think that case would be locked. maybe im being presumptuous.

anyway.

no matter what i do, when i lay myself down to sleep, there he is. the doll version of himself. he stands at the foot of the bed and he smiles at me with those horrible, beady, soulless eyes. i can sense he's got something planned for me. somme horrible fate that i incurrecd by smoking cigarettes ad giving him some of my stash (lol).

it wasn;t my fault! i cry tgis out every night to my ceiling, frozen as if in sleep paralysis, to god. i beg for mercy. but it does nothing. the phantom spectre of my son haunts this doll, and now this doll ahunts me. it wont let me sleep. i feel myself growing weary as i type this. i hope tonight i can get some rest that isnt plagued by nightmares.

any other single parents ever deal with this????

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i creeated a doll version of my son so that his haunted ghostly spectre may possess it and we will live together normally. it did not go as planned. this was a bad idea.

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THINGS GOT WORSE

i thought my son was bad with hius cigartetes and hyis motorcyclke but he smoked the PHANTOM CIGARETTE and now he is a haunted spectre????????

how do i turn him back into a normal real boy........... i miss my son. he is a haunted apparation now, he is a ghostly figutre. i tried to capture him in a picture but he cannot appear on film all that well. i need help i dont know what to do?@?

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lmfao after giving my son a cigarette he suddenly switched up on me. he wears a leather jacket now and he got a motorbike from SOMEWHERE. how could this happen to my son?? i mean i didnt try that hard to raise him right but i still expected bertter from him .

now he catcalls girls on the sidewalk while driving by in his lifted pickup truck, which is also a motorbie. i will admit he lloks cool as fuck with his motorcycle helmet. but this still sint healthy plus hes still just a toddkler.

how do i teach him that a) misogynmy is wrong an b) if he isnt careful the nicotine will damage his lungs and he'll die of a heart attack before his third birthday?

preferably suggestions that dont involve me gibinh up ciagrrtes. thank you.

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turnes out second hand smoke is BAD for babies so im just giving him a cigarette lol it dsaid nothing about first hand smoke

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lol does anyone know if secondhand smoke is bad for babies laughingemoji

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URGENT

does anyone have at least $10? i need to buy cigarettes

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MY SON HAS MADE A MIRACULOUS RECOVERUY! i would lie to thank the people who prayed for him and also the thrree people who managed to find ym godfundme despite my gateekeping. lol. if youve figuredout my home address througn your evil hacking techniquess you are welcome to send care packages.

amnyways, today my son's evil black grin was gone. althougn he still held a hint of malevolence in his eyes, he still greeted me with the love i've come to know.

my son is back! praise whatever higher power you may or may not believe in! (as a robot im naturally an atheist)

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sorry did i say robot? i meant real boy. anyway. today the darkness was gone froom my son/s glare. he looks at me as his father again. i could drown in that light, in that benevolent compassion he regards me with. is moments like this that reminds mw what fatherhood is all about. ,my dear friend, i would do anyting for my son.

even thougb that melted rock was a perfect fit for my $500.67 stanley cup, i don't miss it. my sonn is more important to me. thank you again for your thoughts and prayers.

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i have an update on the situation.

the rock was. radioactive. an bad for my sons health. it awas also cursed. and it fed me evil delusions every night. putting psychic images into my head of destruction and chaos and bad parenting. it made me think those imaghes were of my own making, but really it was the rock's evil influence molding me into the perfect minion. makijng me do its dark bidding.

i looked up the rock on linkedin, and you know what i found? all of its work history. and it used to work at a dave and busters. thats evidence enough of its evil influence, and i knew that i had pinpointed down what had caused me to act to irrationally rowars my beautiful baby boy son baby son boy.

but the radioactivity also had a bad efect on my boy. it made him sick and in dire need of medicial attention. he was ill and thats why h e was cring so much. the rock infected him with evilness and i could do nothing to it. pray for my boy. he is the only thing keeping me going.

i have a gofundme but i am gatekeeping it so fuck you.

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ever since ive told my son to shut the fuck up he hasnt spojken a wor. he doesnt even cry anymore. i knnow this because i tried. you may find me abhhjorrant for this.

bbelieve me, i despise myself as well. but i tried. i shook him. i dropped him on his head. i did everything i could

but all my son did was stare at me with that horrible black grin. he did not say a word he did not cryu out. he did not lament at this betrayal from his father, the REAL BOY meant to console and love him.

and i felt it. i felt the betrayal against mother nature. what sort of father am i, to do this to my son?

but i needed to make him speak, even if i was the one to tell him to shut the fuck up in the first place. and believe me, i tried first to apologize. i tried the easy route. i told him he was my son. i told him i loved him.i told him that naught would separetea us and i would move heaven and hell to rotect him. bbut he said nothing.

the mdness is clinging. it eats at me. all he does is grin at me. that damned rock!! in mmy oursuit of its wisdom and knwledg, havei lost my beautiful son? my cnild? my meanign to life?

i pray every day that this is not so. i pray to god. ive never been a believer but despireate times call for desperate measures. i get on my knees and i wail and i sob.

i will return the rock if i must, justgive me back my beautiful son

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I AM SICK AND TIRED OF THIS WORLD

I CANOT SLEEP I CANNOT EAT I CANNOT BREATHE IN THIS WORLD ANYMORE

I AM GOING TO RUIN IT

i took a simple request by yours truly and i cannot think of what it happens and how it does and why it will. what do i/ when wll i? how can i become the one or rather the two. crazy things to think about and how can i beco.

so itold my son (who i desprise at this point) to shut the fuck up. he has the yell of a banshee it is so ear piercing and loud,. i told him to shut THe FUCK YP U!!!!! and. it worked. he quieted down. but did i do the right choice? am i parenting the right way? how can i.

who am i but a mere mortal on this wretched earth. my son sees m,e as a role model. as a god in his house living with him. i must show him i am nothing more than a cigarette addicted shell of what i once was. i kiss him on the head and he recoils. i know not the pain he has. but i nopnly seek to enuderanta.t uio

w? ! :# :)

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the rock screamed at me when i melted it down. never have i haeard such a horrific sound. it was a noise that neither man nor beast could create, the unhly wailing of the damned.

even after i melted it down intoa cup holder my son hasnt stopped crying. i don't know what i can do to console him at this point. the worst part is that when i try to calm him down his eyes turn void black and he stares at me with this creepy smile. he only has his stupid gay little buckteeth so far but in that moment i see all of his teeth, stretched wide in a cruel, unseeing grin.

and he says to me.

father. youractions are in vain. for you have taken this thing from its home. look now upon it and weep, for weeping is all that thou shalt do until the end of time, forever and ever. amen.

does anyone know of any foster resources for parents with unruly children"?? this one's kinda freaking me out lmaooooo

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I CANT GET THIS ROCK TO STOP STARING AT ME

i tried everytuing i could. ui tried putting it in a cabinet. i tried turning it around. i tried giving it to my son. but no matter what appens the rock still managed to stare at me. it is like i am a mirror and it is narcissus and i am SICK of it. leave me alone, you sick sick rock. i am not your mirror imahge i am a REAL BOY., something you will nevger achieve.

i stare at it now with its sick gaze and i wonder. do all rocks have such a sinistier look to them? or is it just this one i picked up off the road. my son hates this rock. he cries when he sees it but i only weep from sorrow at the sight of this rock and its untold story. i will be melting it down ad turning it into a cup holder to carry my several bottles of milk. look at the rock and weep with me. its life will end soon.

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1 day later

so i sent my real boy son to go tresspass and grab that rock for me. lol. he cant get convicted for tresspassing or loitering because hes a minor so really its a sweet deal for me. im so glad i had kids.

anyways my son went and picked up the rock foir me and we took it home but when i put it on my bookshelf it was silent, inert, all riddles and rhymes eradicted from it. i pondered upon this fot a while. when we remove something from its natural habitat and take away its freedom, do we remove its ability to communicate with us?

i founf this relatable and resonant. but NOT because im secretly an evil robot. I am a real boy.

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last night

i was walking down the road when i spotted the most peculiar looking rock! it seemed to talk to me in riddles and rhymes that i wasnt quite sure of. i told the rock maybe it needs to find a new hobby

i will let you know wht happens next. i couldnt engage furhter with that strange rock because it was on private property and i was trespassing! i love to loiter!