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"This weather's fhhhuckin' ridiculous, man... can't even get through eight holes 'fore soakin' through this damn shirt... Feels like it's damn-near 90 out here."
More grumbling and mumbling as he puts his driver back on the cart.
"Ain't this... polyester shit s'posedta be moisture wickin' or whatever th'fuck they call it?"
His bud chimes in. "Yeah, for dudes that don't leak like a fuckin' hose when it's..." He checks his smart watch and rolls his eyes. "...It's fuckin' 72 degrees out right now, man. I ain't even sweatin'."
"Bullshit. Fix your fuckin' watch and start playin' the damn holes. Y'aint hot 'cus y'aint doin' shit."
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ty for the prompt starter @rowdy317 c:
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