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Don’t worry Bro , Black Tumblr got you and your Sister.✊🏿
Can we find her a donor please ✊🏿🙏🏿
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Shout out to all the janitors that clean public bathrooms. Seriously thank you. You make going to public bathrooms a little more bearable when it’s clean. You’re all under appreciated heroes.
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Sometimes???? Filmmakers really need to look at a cast and ask themselves: are there too many men here??? How many men do we really need????? Why are there so many men
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@spookytrickster
I love them so much!!
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you know that feeling when you’re on your period and you take a shower and you feel so clean and relieved and nice but then as soon as you turn the water off it’s a race against you, gravity and time
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who just sent me money “for being perfect”
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Beautiful cinnamon roll, too good for this world, too pure.
Original text post.
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Watching my toddler figure out how to language is fascinating. Yesterday we were stumped when he kept insisting there was a “Lego winner” behind his bookshelf - it turned out to be a little Lego trophy cup. Not knowing the word for “trophy”, he’d extrapolated a word for “thing you can win”. And then, just now, he held up his empty milk container and said, “Mummy? It’s not rubbish. It’s allowed to be a bottle.” - meaning, effectively, “I want this. Don’t throw it away.” But to an adult ear, there’s something quite lovely about “it’s allowed to be a bottle,” as if we’re acknowledging that the object is entitled to keep its title even in the absence of the original function.
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[[ There will probably a most detailed post soon about this, but while people do it THERE’S A VIRUS OUT THERE, DON’T CLICK IN THE BOXES DON’T GO TO THEIR BLOGS. IF THIS APPEARS, CLOSE ALL AND GO MANUALLY SCAN YOUR PC.
SIGNAL BOOST THIS PLEASE I’VE SEEN A LOT OF PEOPLE GETTING THE THING IN THEIR BLOGS! ]]
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i still think about how roxy did street fighters shoto bread and butter combo to the condesce and kicked absolute fucking ass as the ultimate gamer girl power house
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