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He's a knight. Of course he has a praise kink and low self-esteem.

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yesterday, during mine training, i was promptly struck in the head by my better, to which i have never seen a man more apologetically speak "and that is why we wear helms". i best wear helms.

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a gorget is truly just a collar for a knight

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Why does Her Majesty keep asking my opinion on her rulings? That is not my purview, nor my place to comment on. What does a weapon know of governance? I am honed only to cut and kill, how would I presume to know better than a princess?

Please just unsheathe me and point me at your enemies. The blade tires of its scabbard, I yearn to fight and spill blood in your honor. Please, I beg you. Command me to vanquish the unworthy. Who could be worthy of you, after all? I live to be your tool, the edge with which you slay your foes. My body aches to be used, to go into battle again, whispering your name as I risk my life and limb.

Please allow me to kill for you. Order me to. Don't look at me with those kind eyes, I do not deserve them. I am nothing if I cant fight your battles. If I dull, what purpose will I serve you, rough and unrefined as I am? I cannot afford to be discarded, I must prove my usefulness. So, please, wield me. I want nothing more.

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oh thou art kind

imagine thyself to be my liege. we attend a ball, my armor finely polished and you, in your finest clothes. you beckon me to your side, and i, loyal knight i am, and always will be for thou, listen to the whispered command you murmur, thine hands resting upon mine pauldrons as you speak thy words

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hark! suggestions close in but 3 days! many options are tied, make thy best choice!

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one of the knights patted me on the head and told me i did a good job after i tended to his knee when he scraped it falling into a bramble bush. ouggggghhg i think i have playge

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pray tell, my liege, what doth thou consider to be proving mineself? some great beast slain in your honor? the most elegant dances, or guarding thou from whatever lurks? i am most skilled in many things, my liege, and whatever i do not know, i may learn.

hark if ye please, your highness, but i, an errant, wandereing knight seeking one whom i may swear my loyalty to, offer mine ownself as perhaps a suitable gift for thine coming day. i am but a dog to thee, a beast of burden in metal and mail, but i am deeply loyal and i am deeply strong. will this do, your highness?

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aw, a stray :( if you think you have what it takes, you're certainly welcome

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i just wanna say that you, good sir, are cooking with dragonfire! oft do i find myself in great awe at the way you wield your words, and can only hope for similar skills with your swords shall we ever cross blades at a tourney. good day to thee and thine fair lady!

ay, me! thou flatter me, fellow sir knight! i speak truth from the heart, and be pure in my intent, and many a soul seems to flock forth like o most gentle doves.

tend to thy sword, be sure to oil it lightly before a match, ensure it does not rust! and, perhaps, we shall one day duel! i shall watch for thy heraldry if thou watches for mine, friend. fare thee well, and good day to you!

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man why can't you just say i love you too. why do you always have to say some gay shit like i pledge my fealty to you.

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Put your fucking knight on a leash it keeps trying to duel mine

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i must specify; the sword is no innuendo. it is my literal longsword that i use to protect thee

imagine thyself to be my liege. we attend a ball, my armor finely polished and you, in your finest clothes. you beckon me to your side, and i, loyal knight i am, and always will be for thou, listen to the whispered command you murmur, thine hands resting upon mine pauldrons as you speak thy words

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My lady knows how to treat her battle-weary knight. She came to my aid as i lay on the floor, and bathed me with her gentle hands. She tucked my aching body in bed, and kissed me so sweetly.

Truly, a man cannot dream of a fairer companion for the rest of his life.

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reminder that if you ever meet a sweet, morally good, chivalrous knight: it's your most sincere obligation to corrupt them. "but my vows," this, "this is against the rules," that. if you haven't completely fucked up their entire code of conduct and destroyed all ability to discern right from wrong without you being the one to tell them by the time you're done with them, then you need to up your game. inside that pretty, rule-following chained dog of a knight is someone yearning to be set free of their self-imposed shackles, and it's your duty to help them get there.

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*explaining kitchen appliances to my pet medieval knights* The microwave, or Micheal the Wavious, and metal fork, or Sir Silver Prong, are sworn enemies and can never cross paths lest their meeting spell destruction for all.

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thy crown's jewels glint with such radiant sunlight that i cannot help but be blinded by thine glow, as if thou art the sun itself. and in moonlight they reflect as if stars sleep upon their facets while the quarter moon circles upon thee like a halo. such as it is and such is life to love