egg4eva69-blog
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im reyna and i think im funny
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someone: shows me any kind of affection expecting nothing in return
me, shaking, crying a little: wtf
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feminism is about blunts and weed. its about smoking marijuana, and as much of it as you can get your hands on
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simple math!
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Put a little bit of semen in your girlfriend everyday so that she can build up an immunity to pregnancy
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roses are red
violets are blue
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boys are extremely confusing and unpredictable
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egg4eva69-blog · 8 years ago
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Bar scene in horror film
Protagonist: (mentions local urban legend)
Bar band: (stops playing)
Everyone: (goes quiet)
Me, not noticing the silence and continuing loudly in the background: So yeah apparently now it's "unacceptable" to scrub your ballsac in a public bathroom
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uncanny
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*pronounces “hors d’oeuvres” as “horse divorce”*
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unpopular opinion
the grinch was sexy BEFORE he was played by benedict cumberbatch. if you only want to fuck the grinch because he might be played by benedict cumberbatch then DONT act like a real grinch fan when some of us have died for this. fuck you
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