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It's really like:

Fic-cops: "It's ok to write about these topics, but you shouldn't romanticize them."

Others: "But how do you tell if a piece of fiction is romanticizing something or not?"

Fic-cops: "Oh, that's easy. If I personally like it, then it's not romanticizing. And if I personally don't like it, it is romanticizing."

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Saw the tag “Divine Juice Box” a couple days ago for the first time. Needless to say it made me laugh.

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Radiohusk with pilot dynamics is pretty funny, I've discovered.

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I've decided a funny interaction would be Vox seeing Alastor and Lucifer on his spy cameras together (they're literally not even doing anything they're just in the general vicinity) and doing the exact thing he told Valentino not to do by rushing over to confront them.

Vox, bursting in the doors: "YOU'RE WITH LUCIFER?!?!"

Alastor, not dealing with this: *disappears into his shadows*

Lucifer, confused: "Uhhhh....who are you?"

Vox, infuriated: "DOES HE LET YOU SEE HIS TAIL?!?"

Lucifer, even more confused. Lives with Alastor, does NOT realize that "Does the Radio Demon have a tail?" is of furious debate amongst much of the public (nor that Vox runs a reward service for anyone who can get proof of said tail). Has seen Alastor half-asleep on the couch during forced movie night without his jacket, has seen him drunk, has seen him chase Angel out of his room half-dressed, amongst other things: "Yes?"

Vox becomes so overheated that he shuts down. Charlie comes home to see Vox, passed out on the couch, with her dad anxiously standing nearby like, "Okay, I KNOW this looks bad, but this was NOT me!"

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Hell yeah!

I've also decided it's funnier if he contacted Angel before broadcasting the phone call (all his calls are taken internally before broadcast, Alastor is aware he's in Hell here) and told Angel to make sure he used something that wasn't Voxtek or could be taken down easily.

And Angel is like, "Uhhhhhh, sure????" And just starts recording the radio in the lobby (extremely confused). Alastor also tells Charlie to tell everyone that there's an impromptu dance party in the lobby if they're interested.

And then Alastor broadcasts the phone call. And blasts his music. And the entire hotel loses their shit.

Alastor also appears after he's set up his station to continue playing through the night and joins everyone for drinks and dancing.

(Lucifer is the only one extremely confused about everything that is going on. Alastor refuses to elaborate because it's funny to him.)

I saw someone mention that because Alastor is a radio host, music is the one thing he stays up to date and modern on and I totally agree.

(Granted, most of what he plays on his OWN show and through his microphone/himself is stuff he listened to when he was alive, but he's not unaware of music that's been broadcast since then. He quite likes the jazz and swing that's been created since his death, and does play that on his station as well.)

When the mood strikes, he does take requests from callers into his station, and quite often allows suggestions that aren't his normal listening experience or what he typically plays.

(Alastor finds it entertaining the type of people who not only listen, but also call in to request songs and/or ask advice, and he is nothing if not an exceptional radio host who will keep listener engagement.)

All this is to say, is I had a funny thought but had to preface with my own headcanons to even make it make sense.

One night, Vox gets drunk and "anonymously" calls into Alastor's radio show and rants and rambles about how much they were good together and that he'll do whatever to get Alastor back!

(It's up to you to decide what their pre-enemies relationship even was, here. How delusional IS Vox being? Choose your own adventure. Regardless, Alastor has absolutely no interest in having Any kind of relationship with Vox.)

Alastor doesn't do much other than play the phone call over his station, make some quip about not being interested in desperate clout-chasers, and then plays "Feather" by Sabrina Carpenter.

(The rest of his broadcast is spent playing similar songs. It's the one time when his entire broadcast is modern music.)

It takes Velvette at least a week straight to scrub any digital recording of the phone call or even the entire broadcast off the internet.

(Angel has a copy. Occasionally, he re-uploads it to cause chaos and because, as a reward, Alastor lets him touch his ears for one full minute.)

Alastor never even needs to name drop Vox here, everyone just Knows.

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If you ever feel like you’ve made bad decisions just remember that somewhere out there is a theatre director at an all-white high school about to choose the spring musical

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Hades Al & Persephone Luci (Pt 1)

First meeting to speedrun marriage proposal 💅

As per my previous post- here's that Hades x Persephone AU lol I know the vote said Hades!Luci & Persephone!Al, but after adding it up with twt, This version won- so they get to be illustrated first skksks 🏃‍♂️

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I love the way Alastor reduces Lucifer into a blushing mess, even when he is not even trying🍎😆🦌

inspired by the amazing fic by @morningstarwrites

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i spent legit an entire 24 hours on this. i need to go and be a human for a week before i touch screens again

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I just thought of something wild. We know that according to Hazbin canon, Lilith left Adam and that that's why Eve was created. We also know that in THIS version, Adam didn't eat from the Fruit of Knowledge.

This. This implies that humans were originally created WITH free will, and God took it away to create Eve when Lilith did something he didn't like (not submit to Adam).

Adam didn't need to eat the fruit to gain free will, and neither did Lilith. EVE is the only one who did. The removal of free will was a punishment when a human did something God didn't like.

All Lucifer did was reestablish the status quo and allow Eve to be as independent and human as Lilith and Adam are. However, by doing this, Lucifer unintentionally becomes the sole reason any humans get into Hell OR Heaven - and the knowledge of this infuriated God so much that he cast out Lucifer into the place where he'd only be able to see the wickedness of his actions, and not the benefits.

Lucifer is responsible for all the human souls being sent to Hell, but what no one up above wants to acknowledge is that he's also responsible for all the human souls going to HEAVEN. Lucifer's one single action in the Garden of Eden has more direct influence on humanity as a whole than God himself.

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These are the last Alastor doodles, I promise

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this manatee looks like it’s in a skyrim loading screen

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Drew my first radioapple last night, I wanna be the CEO of drawing bitches taking NAPS

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would you a marry a swiftie with the same politics as you or a fascist with the same taste in art as you

this website has elevated suicide bait to an immaculate artform perfected like no other culture in history